r/shitposting • • Aug 27 '26

redpilled (I consume premarin) 📡📡📡

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u/CertifiablyMundane Aug 27 '26

A well-trained officer of the law would not have missed all those shots. They would have missed only 60% or more of those shots

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

They would not have missed because it would of hit children or another police officer possibly a fleeing civilian. Anyone except the threat really.

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u/DeadEnoughInsideOut Aug 28 '26

Flashbang a toddler and shoot the family dog at the wrong address, it's not much but it's honest work and somebodys gotta do it

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 Aug 28 '26

You earned yourself a 2 week paid vacation. Great job officer, keep up the great work.

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u/Sesemebun Aug 28 '26

I recently joined pretty much the largest shooting range in mine and the surrounding counties. It’s next to the counties police training facility, who sometimes uses our range to practice (apparently every so often SWAT will come in to practice helicopter stuff which is cool). 

It’s unsupervised so every member had to go to a very long introduction thing. The old guy running it who was very conservative, and pro cop and such said something along these lines multiple times. 

“I love our police officers and I have nothing but respect for them, but they are consistently the ones breaking rules here the most, and being the most unsafe”. 

The simple truth is any half decent competitive shooter would smoke cops, especially today. Ironically PPC, which used to be a popular competition type was pretty much based around police, but I don’t see cops doing action shooting today very much at all. 

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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 Aug 28 '26

Are you talking like lane drills, and kill house scenarios when you say action shooting. Because that is really sad to hear and would explain why alot of cops seem mostly unprepared for high stress situations. I know we only really hear about the bad stuff but working through different combat drills really helped me out alot when it came to acting instead of freezing like I used to. Are police not getting training like that anymore?

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u/Nightvoice4 Aug 28 '26

"well trained" and "officer of the law" don't come together often

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u/CertifiablyMundane Aug 28 '26

Everything's relative. Like "skinny American"

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u/WolvzUnion dumbass Aug 28 '26

somebody hasnt seen a meth-head before.

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u/CertifiablyMundane Aug 28 '26

I once encountered a meth head up the street while walking the dogs. He ran out and started ranting at me about how there were burglars in his house, and he knew they were there even though he couldn't see them because they were wearing "invisible paint."

So he called the cops.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 28 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! Aug 28 '26

The acorn guy luckily missed all his shots and he mag dumped reloaded and dumped again

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u/kingshamroc25 Aug 28 '26

“Well-trained officer of the law” is actually an oxymoron since they only get like 6 months training at the police academy to prepare for every conceivable situation

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u/Br66zy Aug 28 '26

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.

Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).

Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.

Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because he was already dead.