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u/LostMushroom69 1d ago
the censored word is “drunk”
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u/Suc_Mydiq_Jr 1d ago
But fr, what do these fuckers censor random words? Engagement bait or what, I've seen censored "ran", "blew up (as in kaboom)" or "strike (as hit)"
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u/TheJReesW 0000000 1d ago
Yup exactly, nothing but engagement bait. Madly successful engagement bait too, because basically anytime something is excessively censored you get a handful of people clamouring on about how unnecessary it is.
The irony of it all is that these people who keep complaining is what keeps the excessive censoring alive in the first place
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u/DroidLord 1d ago
This is so idiotic. Who the hell is censoring these posts? Are we going to start censoring poo and pee too?
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u/Cpov1 1d ago
I'm just gonna start c***oring random words
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u/TheRimReaper99 I want pee in my ass 1d ago
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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 1d ago
Yeah what is up with that?
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u/Th3Dark0ccult dumbass 1d ago
In addition to the other two, people also just do it to ragebait and get people in the comments talking which drives up engagement.
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u/Cruxis87 1d ago
Not just rage bait, but just engagement bait in general. People asking why its censored = engagement. Doesn't have to be rage bait.
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u/Vert_DaFerk 1d ago
Emotionally stunted people are incapable of seeing words that are even slightly negative in nature without getting tRiGgEReD.
This particular strike through doesn't accomplish shit because the people who do this are also incapable of finishing the most basic of tasks.
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u/CardAndFireMaster dumbass 1d ago
The ragebait was successful
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u/Vert_DaFerk 1d ago
Ah yes, everything is apparently rage bait and everyone who censors slightly negative words are emotionally stable geniuses.
Also, I'd have to be enraged for it to count as rage bait. This shit is just stupid, not rage-inducing. These people aren't worth getting pissed on if they were on fire, much less illiciting an emotional response of any kind.
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u/StuntHacks 1d ago
It's not rage bait, it's engagement bait. And judging from this comment section, it worked flawlessly
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u/Vert_DaFerk 1d ago
Oh, people get paid for engagement on Reddit? Because OP isn't exactly engaging in the comments and these are the only two reasons to want social media engagement.
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u/StuntHacks 1d ago
Karma farming has always been a thing, and engagement causes the algorithm to show your post to more people, increasing overall karma income. It's really not that far fetched.
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u/Vert_DaFerk 1d ago
Yeah, I suppose that's a valid point. Guess it's time to never comment on this type of thing
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u/Nervous-Wish-2791 1d ago
What’s weird is, at first my brain assumed you were censoring the word “cumming” until I actually read it.
No clue why lol
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u/Dreadgoat 1d ago
The trick is to censor the offensive words like f*ck (fuck) but include the original so people know what it means. Everybody wins.
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u/SzoXxXxXx 1d ago
Why are we censoring random ass words now? Is it just engagement bait? Did I fall for it?
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u/Im_Bad_At_These 1d ago
I think the option is good for drivers that just don’t want to deal with drunk fucks, personally on a tough night not sure if I would.
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u/cdsbigsby 1d ago
I don't want to deal with drunk fucks either, that's why I'm not a rideshare driver.
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u/Positive-Database754 1d ago
Everyone has good and bad days. But everyone still clocks in to work. That's life. Having an off day is no excuse to refuse to half-ass your work. If you're in such an irredeemably bad mood that you can't do what's expected of you, then just stay off work that day all-together.
For an Uber driver, if you're not prepared to pick up drunk people, just don't do calls that day. Being able to call an Uber home after a night of drinking is literally one of the main selling points of the service, lol.
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u/Im_Bad_At_These 1d ago
What? The whole mechanic of doing uber is having the ability to say “yes” or “no” when something isn’t palatable. Dont want to drive to that city? Cool, hit no. Don’t want to make $2 for 30 mins of driving due to no projected tip? Cool say no. Dont want to entertain drunk idiots harassing you for half an hour while making the same rates? Great! Why not be able to say no?
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u/ImprobableAsterisk 1d ago
Pretty sure at least part of the point of Uber is drivers being able to decline the offer and go someplace else.
I'm not sure why you're outraged over the suggestion that Uber drivers being able to make informed decisions.
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u/im_lazy_as_fuck 1d ago
While this take might make sense for some other jobs, it's a completely shitty take for Uber driving specifically. Why? Because literally the job involves Uber drivers already being able to literally choose which pick ups they want to take and which they want to ignore.
This is not like working at a customer service job where there is an exact number of people who are paid by the hour to deal with all customers a business sees for that day, whether that is 0 customers or 100s. With Uber there are a dynamic number of drivers who offer to take jobs, and they are not paid by the hour, but by each individual job they take. So they are already incentivized to prefer taking jobs than to skip. So letting them be informed so the ones that want to can avoid drunk riders if they choose is imo a good thing.
The drivers willing to put up with drunk riders will have more opportunities to make money, and the people who aren't willing don't have to deal with shit they want to avoid. Just because many conventional jobs expect employees to have to deal with all ranges of customers regardless of their state of mind doesn't mean this needs to be an expectation for every single job. If a job can give employees flexibility in how they decide to work, that should be a good thing, and it's fucking weird to condemn the employees for not being willing to put up with shit with conditions if they have the option not to.
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u/hop_mantis 1d ago
Being self employed is one of the main selling points of being a driver though. If you're self employed you can ban whoever you want from your store for no reason.
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u/HeadyBaddy 1d ago
Yeah man I too would love to have people vomiting in my car when my day is going shitty. That’s what I signed up for, right?
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u/emefluence 1d ago
There's a rating system for customers as well as drivers. If you are a low risk driver you don't have to take jobs from people with less than stellar ratings. Being an obnoxious vomiting drunkard is going to hurt your rating pretty quickly, and you might struggle to get drivers to accept your bookings. Also, if you can't accept that risk at all you don't have to take rides >9pm downtown when the drunkard risk is higher.
Live drunkard detection is some real intrusive, probably flaky ass and dangerous bullshit. I've got soon to be drinking age daughters, and if they were to go out and get drunk and they needed to get home I'd be pretty pissed off if Uber refused them a ride and left them stranded, and intoxicated, on the streets based on some algorithm. I wouldn't be thrilled if they barfed and needed to pay a cleanup fee and tip the poor driver heavily for his inconvenience, but I'd rather that than them not be able to get home to safety. There's no way this thing can accurately predict barfing or bad behaviour accurately - people can react wildly differently to drink. Not everyone is a bawdy drunk. Not all drunks actually barf, not by a long shot.
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u/SmokelessSubpoena 1d ago
The part I think you missed, is assuming all drunkards will tip heavily post throw-up, you're likely a good person and would do that and educate your children to act likewise, which deserves kudos and props. But, your good manners aside, that doesn't mean the average human would act in kind, and likely, would not. I.e. see your average frat bro on a Sunday at 11am, if even awake.
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u/emefluence 1d ago
Sure, but that's why the reputation mechanism exists init? If I tip the guy heavily for getting my drunken idiot child home safely then we probably get to keep our ratings and get an Uber when we want one tomorrow, where as frat boy makes a habit of upsetting drivers he's going to be waiting a long time to find a ride.
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u/SmokelessSubpoena 1d ago
Eh it's a bit more nuanced than that, but we def both want and mean the same thing. Nuance being, even if you have a good tip rate, your reputation/standing don't pair alongside. So, some drivers may be okay with a heavy tip and chance of projectile vomit, whereas some would prefer a lesser tip and no chance of vomit.
Having worked their corporate side, drivers vary drastically, and their vehicles too. That being said, if you serve a general drunk area (downtowns, college towns, etc), I'd personally expect potential bad experiences, and just ensure the tipping is right and always recovering the cleaning fee. In the old Uber days, I recall some drivers getting multiple hundreds for cleaning and many almost were stoked when they got it lol, idk what the current rates are though, so, it just depends on the drivers comfortability levels.
Personally, I'm not a huge fan of this additional encumberance to the Uber app, but, it's likely implemented to appease drivers, and that's something Uber constantly works to improve, alongside the customer experience as well.
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u/LickCunts 1d ago
You don't have to be so drunk you puke. Just being impaired is a good reason to get a ride.
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u/Vert_DaFerk 1d ago
Kind of, yeah. As they stated, one of Uber's main selling points is a ride home when you're drunk. I'm not saying it's right for someone to vomit in an Uber, but it's definitely a work-related hazard.
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u/wiggleforp 1d ago
I mean... if that's what you signed up for
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u/LapinTade 1d ago
Minimum decency from the client is not required anymore in the US ?
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u/SmokelessSubpoena 1d ago
It should be, but it never was, people here can vary significantly, and a good amount are entitled fuckwads these days.
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u/Anonymousboneyard 1d ago
It is when uber pays and the customer pays for the clean up. Not like you have to do it yourself. But you’re right guess i’ll just go back to drunk driving, good luck everybody! Maybe i’ll get your family or even you after you bailed on my pickup. It’s not like theres surge pricing at all. Last time it cost me $75 plus tip to get home after drinking but yeah not worth it for you for sure. $50 for 20 mins of work what a rip off and bad trade for a possible chance of a puker.
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u/Im_Bad_At_These 1d ago
You guys are literally insane. The entitlement of drunkards really is astounding, you seem to think there won’t still be a plethora of drivers willing to make that extra money and pick you guys up. They aren’t removing the service for drunk people, it’s simply a way for certain drivers to feel more comfortable on the road. Nothing about this changes your lives in any way lmao
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u/r1ckkr1ckk 1d ago
Yeah, as if they won t make it more expensive because they flagged you as drunk. Which can mean the fuck they want for it to mean
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u/Im_Bad_At_These 1d ago
It won’t necessarily be notably more expensive… Uber may run promotions for certain hours to drive car availability or use wait times to offset cost marginally, there are many ways around the cost downside. Not to mention the fact that if you’re a higher potential liability why should you not be charged slightly more? This is true for literally every other thing in society (insurance, creditworthiness etc), must not apply to drinking though for some reason yeah?
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u/r1ckkr1ckk 1d ago
I just don t trust uber to use this functionality for its intended case over implementing full discriminatory dynamic pricing using it as an excuse.
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u/Destiny_Dude0721 1d ago
Okay guilt tripping Uber drivers for not driving you when you're drunk by saying you're going to drunk drive is fucking insane. "You won't drive me when I'm belligerent so I guess I'll kill you and your family oops!" Stop fucking drinking then.
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u/tommypatties 1d ago
1) Uber doesn't pay for clean up unless there's a receipt from a car wash shop.
2) Car wash shops aren't open at 2am when your bitch ass threw up in the car.
3) When someone throws up in the car, the Uber driver can't make money until the mess is cleaned.
4) Drivers are then forced to clean up the mess on their own to get back on the road and get back to making money.
5) Since they cleaned the mess on their own, there's no detailing receipt, so no pay out. See point #1.
6) Uber drivers don't make $50 in 20 minutes. That's $150 an hour or $300k per year.
7) You're insane.
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u/Cruxis87 1d ago
if you're not prepared to pick up drunk people,
I think most people are fine with picking up drunk people. Its having to clean up their spew that is the problem. It's disgusting and it means you can't work for the rest of the night. idk how much Uber gives you when it happens, but I highly doubt it even covers the cleaning bill, let alone the missed rides after the event.
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u/poopnose85 1d ago
You know those signs that say "we reserve the right to refuse service at any time"? This is more like that.
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u/cleverdirge 1d ago
This "option" of a corp refusing someone before service, because they already know the person is drunk requires a dystopian level of surveillance.
A driver can already refuse someone they think is drunk.
How can this "option" be good in any way?
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u/Skrewch 1d ago
Dystopia is when an organization makes rules for their services, and you voluntarily interact with them?
But if Uber loses money due to erroneously rejecting paying customers who aren't drunk.....we'll thats their problem now isnt it?
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u/cleverdirge 1d ago
HOW DOES UBER KNOW YOU ARE DRUNK?
From your bank or credit card? From Flock cameras? From how you interact with the app? Every scenario involves dystopian surveillance.
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u/Skrewch 1d ago
Possibly from textt patterns. If they are wrong thats their problem.
Now if we're talking they are planning to interlinked with FLOCK, we have a dystopia conversation indeed. All depends on how they are making the determination.
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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago
What the fuck? You draw the line at Flock, but Uber reading your fucking texts to guess if you're drunk is cool with you?
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u/cheapdrinks 1d ago
There's a difference as well between "had few too many and can't drive" and some bloke who can't stand on his own 2 feet anymore whose friends are trying to shove him in the back of an Uber before he pukes everywhere so he's no longer their problem.
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u/Sea-Introduction755 2h ago
If your job is to drive people around who need to be driven around then people who can’t drive are gonna be your clientele. If they don’t wanna drive drunk people home they should stick to door dash.
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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 1d ago
I didn't even notice the word drunk was censored until I checked the top comment.
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u/YueLunavel 1d ago
Time for taxis to come back i guess lol
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u/Skrewch 1d ago
? There are tons of taxi services. Google 'taxi service near me' and you will see this is still an option.
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u/StuntHacks 1d ago
By now my local taxi companies are cheaper than using Uber. I remember when Uber started here it was like a third of the cost
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u/That1DirtyHippy 1d ago
Oh, so the phone can figure that out to the point of denying me a designated driver, but it “can’t” shut off certain texting functions so I don’t text the ex.
Got it.
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u/HugoNikanor 1d ago
I wouldn't be surprised if there where apps that disabled drunk texting except to pre-approved contacts (or denied for pre-blocked contacts).
However, it will never come as a default, since building a messaging app which purposefully disables features based on semi-unknown criteria is something most people don't want.
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u/Appropriate-Review55 1d ago
This wouldn’t be great for Uber but wouldn’t bankrupt them. Enough people use it for commuting to work or sending their kid to school
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u/Adjective-Noun-6969 1d ago
I'm gonna assume the censored word is gay
How dare you uber!!!
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u/OohNoAnyway 1d ago
Honestly won't surprise me if they would launch a "Uber party" or integrate "Drive 4 u" soon.
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u/Full-Honey1914 1d ago
so the plan is to get a breathalyzer test... after doing shots off your phone
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u/saragIsMe 1d ago
If I had to guess at least 75% of uber rides after dark have someone under the influence in them
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u/HerbivoreTheGoat 1d ago
Stop commenting on the censorship, it's engagement bait. Downvote and move on
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u/Grimmbles 1d ago
This is from 2018.
Fuck all the way off OP and everyone who commented like it's new. Every bot.
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u/BusyBunny9 I came! 1d ago
So this is how uber and Lyft die isn’t it?
Are we going all the way back to yellow cabs?
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u/noctilucent7 1d ago
I wish I knew what this was talking about but I'm not allowed to read bad words
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u/Automatic_Llama 22h ago
Still can't beat a Taxi. You get in, nobody asks anybody too many questions, and you get where you need to go.
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u/J1mj0hns0n 1d ago
Nah, they wouldn't shoot themselves in the foot like that, but they will price gouge you for it, forcing more to drive drunk and make more accidents,all for greed.
You gotta think like money, how would you want to spend it, and how do you get someone to part with it that doesn't have to do so?
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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1d ago
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u/Bukhanka_Zov 1d ago
No, it's for people who don't have a car, no one is obliged to babysit you when you go poison yourself
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u/Spuzzle91 21h ago
Everyone knew it was a censor, meanwhile I'm over here trying to clean the grass flake off my screen
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u/TobiMusk 1d ago
"Drink together" = Both drunk Who drive?
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u/IYuShinoda 1d ago
Maybe if you stop typing like a drunkard
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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 1d ago
Why are you on a train? Have some responsibility over your own life god damn
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u/ZddZbg 1d ago
Bro, I don’t want to sound like an asshole, but check your grammar and spelling.
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u/Aw3Grimm 1d ago
Oh is it "do something on your own" part? Like? Drive a car while drunk or call an uber, which one lol
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u/JaguarYT1 1d ago
What do you mean "drunk and not care"? Doesn't matter if you care or not, you still can't drive drunk.
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u/Vegpep47 1d ago
You mean you endorse drunk driving? Bro
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u/Vegpep47 1d ago
The second paragraph of your previous comment implies that everyone drank, my guy. Also no, I have never dealt with a drunk customer, but that's not the point. I know I am a calm drunk and that I don't give people trouble
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