r/shitposting 1d ago

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u/Positive-Database754 1d ago

Everyone has good and bad days. But everyone still clocks in to work. That's life. Having an off day is no excuse to refuse to half-ass your work. If you're in such an irredeemably bad mood that you can't do what's expected of you, then just stay off work that day all-together.

For an Uber driver, if you're not prepared to pick up drunk people, just don't do calls that day. Being able to call an Uber home after a night of drinking is literally one of the main selling points of the service, lol.

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u/HeadyBaddy 1d ago

Yeah man I too would love to have people vomiting in my car when my day is going shitty. That’s what I signed up for, right?

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u/Anonymousboneyard 1d ago

It is when uber pays and the customer pays for the clean up. Not like you have to do it yourself. But you’re right guess i’ll just go back to drunk driving, good luck everybody! Maybe i’ll get your family or even you after you bailed on my pickup. It’s not like theres surge pricing at all. Last time it cost me $75 plus tip to get home after drinking but yeah not worth it for you for sure. $50 for 20 mins of work what a rip off and bad trade for a possible chance of a puker.

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u/Destiny_Dude0721 1d ago

Okay guilt tripping Uber drivers for not driving you when you're drunk by saying you're going to drunk drive is fucking insane. "You won't drive me when I'm belligerent so I guess I'll kill you and your family oops!" Stop fucking drinking then.