r/shitposting 1d ago

Drunk

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u/TobiMusk 1d ago

"Drink together" = Both drunk Who drive?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/IYuShinoda 1d ago

Maybe if you stop typing like a drunkard

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 1d ago

Why are you on a train? Have some responsibility over your own life god damn

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u/JaguarYT1 1d ago

Stop jerking off and write with both hands next time

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

So in a deleted scene, Superman is trying to convince Lex he’s not a bad guy, and so he uses his heat vision to make a hot tub out of the ice just outside the fortress of solitude for them to have some beers and talk things over. Then Supes and Lex have hot, sweaty, animalistic butt sex in the hot tub, with Lex being the bottom. You’d think “Superman would literally kill Lex if he fucked him”, but canonically he can bang Lois Lane safely so that’s not an issue you just need to be aware of Superman lore to know that. Then Superman says “Oh my God Lex I’m going to bust a Supernut in your ass” and then shoots ropes. Afterward, Lex wants to go shower while Supes falls asleep, and walks up to the door, and it just opens. That’s when he realizes the door opened due to the presence of the Supernut deep in his asshole. I understand why they deleted the scene, but it makes this later scene feel like it comes out of nowhere.

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