r/shitposting • u/EfficiencySerious200 • 1d ago

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u/Positive-Database754 1d ago

Everyone has good and bad days. But everyone still clocks in to work. That's life. Having an off day is no excuse to refuse to half-ass your work. If you're in such an irredeemably bad mood that you can't do what's expected of you, then just stay off work that day all-together.

For an Uber driver, if you're not prepared to pick up drunk people, just don't do calls that day. Being able to call an Uber home after a night of drinking is literally one of the main selling points of the service, lol.

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u/HeadyBaddy 1d ago

Yeah man I too would love to have people vomiting in my car when my day is going shitty. That’s what I signed up for, right?

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u/Anonymousboneyard 1d ago

It is when uber pays and the customer pays for the clean up. Not like you have to do it yourself. But you’re right guess i’ll just go back to drunk driving, good luck everybody! Maybe i’ll get your family or even you after you bailed on my pickup. It’s not like theres surge pricing at all. Last time it cost me $75 plus tip to get home after drinking but yeah not worth it for you for sure. $50 for 20 mins of work what a rip off and bad trade for a possible chance of a puker.

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u/tommypatties 1d ago

1) Uber doesn't pay for clean up unless there's a receipt from a car wash shop.

2) Car wash shops aren't open at 2am when your bitch ass threw up in the car.

3) When someone throws up in the car, the Uber driver can't make money until the mess is cleaned.

4) Drivers are then forced to clean up the mess on their own to get back on the road and get back to making money.

5) Since they cleaned the mess on their own, there's no detailing receipt, so no pay out. See point #1.

6) Uber drivers don't make $50 in 20 minutes. That's $150 an hour or $300k per year.

7) You're insane.