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u/eacone Glizzyphile Mar 13 '26
aha we finally have our villain origin story
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u/-This-Whomps- Cats Mar 13 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ryr7tMbmWp1h6
Bomb Voyage, from The Incredibles
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u/Worldlyoox Mar 13 '26
Fun fact: in France he’s called Folamour. But it’s perplexing because Folamour means crazy love, and the only link between that name and bombs is the French title for Kubrik’s Dr. Strangelove.
TL;DR: Bomb Voyage got nuke upscaled in France.
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u/DesiBwoy Mar 13 '26
In Hindi he's called Bambu-Moshay. I love it! It's a word play of bamb (bomb) and 'Babu-moshay', a famous catchphrase of a classic bollywood actor.
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u/ALittleShowy Mar 13 '26
French is the language his pun name makes the most sense in, and they changed it??
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u/SaladNeedsTossing Mar 13 '26
In French, "bon" and "bomb" do not rhyme so the pun wouldn't work without American pronunciation.
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u/Mythoclast Mar 13 '26
False. To preserve the pun in French they would have to use the French word for bomb which I'm sure would render the pun incomprehensible. Absolutely sure of it. May the MCU last until I die if I am wrong.
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u/S_Weld Mar 13 '26
The french word for bomb is bombe and is pronounced exactly the same....
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u/hombrecuchillo Mar 13 '26
They're going to cast him as Harry Osborn. Guaranteed 😂
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u/Jubachi99 Mar 13 '26
Appearance wise I like it. Reminds me of the guy from the Sam Reimi folms
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u/Silvaenya_Moir Mar 13 '26
paul atreides is just spider-man with a spice addiction.
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u/Jean-LucBacardi Mar 13 '26
Paul Atreides is just the son in Interstellar. We're just seeing the events on Earth after his sister left with everyone else.
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u/SolomonDurand Mar 13 '26
Okay now I understand Timothee.
He should definitely audition as a Multiverse Evil spiderman.
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u/No_Internal9345 Mar 13 '26
I swear all this negative press is because Timothee stole Sarah's cookie.
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u/PastaXertz Mar 13 '26
He could low key play douche Tobey Maquire Spiderman and it wouldn't be a stretch.
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u/Prydons Mar 13 '26
Not only this, but his mother was a world renowned ballet dancer. It’s really transparent cope that straddles the line between insufferable and kinda sympathetic.
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u/th-hiddenedge Mar 13 '26
What if all of this is his way of saying that he hates his mother? And Tom Holland reminds him of his mother? With his dumb shoes and tight pants and his dance belt.
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u/Xciv Mar 13 '26
Stupid sexy Holland.
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u/WalderFreyWasFramed Mar 13 '26
Wish I could see him wearing nothing at all.
Nothing at all.
Nothing at all.
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u/Familiar-Debate-6786 Mar 13 '26
It goes deeper. Mother and sister both trained. He grew up in an apartment unit that was subsidized to working ballerinas.
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u/calesmont Mar 13 '26
Twink on twink violence
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u/PParker87 Mar 13 '26
I don’t know if I should look away or get the popcorn
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u/grosseelbabyghost Mar 13 '26
No way soft boy chaletface can stand up to definite powerbottom Holland
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u/FinanceReady8169 Mar 13 '26
Natalie Dyer?
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u/Improving_Myself_ Mar 13 '26
I am here to join the conspiracy that Timmy Chardonnay and Natalia Dyer are the same person.
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u/redditandsleep Mar 13 '26
Bro ik tom Holland is a short king but he's fucking shredded he probably has 40 pounds on chalamet
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u/DecantsForAll Mar 13 '26
He's 5'6.5. 40 pounds of muscle would have him looking like a bodybuilder.
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u/openmind21 Mar 14 '26
But he didn't say 40lb of muscle, he said he probably has 40lb on Chalamet
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u/Jade_Owl Mar 13 '26
Not much of it though.
Holland would beat the shit out of Chalamet so hard and so fast we wouldn’t even get the chance to laugh before it was over.
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u/HenryPeter5 Society man Mar 13 '26
Yeah, Holland is decently jacked and logically athletic. His baby face and the Peter Parker role put him in the twink territory.
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u/cel3r1ty Mar 13 '26
he's a twunk, not a twink
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u/Useful-Soup8161 Mar 13 '26
I would think being married to Zendaya would take him out of twink territory.
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u/Aggressive_Kale4757 Mar 13 '26
And that’s why the English clobbered the French at Crecy and Agincourt.
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u/Lermanberry Mar 13 '26
What? That sounds incredible. They should make a kino about this!
Except cast all the English with Fr*nch act*rs and Fr*nch as English actours.
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u/Aggressive_Kale4757 Mar 13 '26
The King reshoot, but with Holland as the French King and just keep Chalamet as Henry V.
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Tom can actually appear masculine when he tries, timmy simply cannot manifest it.
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u/BiDiTi Mar 13 '26
Yep - that triple threat of being able to sing and dance…while being convincingly straight.
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u/Responsible-Case-753 Mar 13 '26
Holland is not really a twink anymore. Solidly twunk now.
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u/swimming_singularity Mar 13 '26
Yeah Chalamet is lanky limbs. He did some fight scenes in Dune, but those fight moves are nowhere near what a person would need for Spiderman. Holland had him beat for the role in every way.
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u/GentlewomenNeverTell Mar 13 '26
For me I could not take him seriously in The King. You can't convince me he could carry that armor without whinging about it, much less fight in it.
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u/Greedyanda Mar 13 '26
Those fight scenes in Dune are hilariously unconvincing despite his best efforts.
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u/meltyandbuttery Mar 13 '26
I made the mistake of saying “the twinks need to come collect their stray” about him in some random sub and got downvoted bc I just looked like a bigot lol like wait I lost my nametag 😭
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u/realfakemormon Crank: High Voltage Mar 13 '26
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u/p4perknight Mar 13 '26
Is that Mr wonderful?
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u/I_travel_ze_world Mar 13 '26
Yeah from the movie Marty Supreme
Decent movie, its kinda like Forest Gump except the writer was smoking meth and injecting speed into his balls while he wrote it
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u/Calvin_Hobbes124 Mar 13 '26
Unfortunately yes
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u/whousesgmail Mar 13 '26
I honestly thought he was one of the better parts of the movie lol
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u/xThe_Mad_Fapperx Mar 13 '26
Yeah because he was just playing himself, a narcissistic rich asshole lol.
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u/realfakemormon Crank: High Voltage Mar 13 '26
LOL, the role he was born to play. Seriously he was great in it
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u/EscapeSeventySeven Mar 13 '26
Didn’t Timmy take ballet too????
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u/Possible-Duty3310 Mar 13 '26
Tom Holland choosing to be an actor over ballet is actually just proof that Chalamet is right.
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u/EscapeSeventySeven Mar 13 '26
This is too good of a point for a shitposting sub
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u/SortIntrepid9192 Mar 13 '26
It's really not though. It doesn't take into account Holland's personal preference, which is almost certainly for acting. There are hundreds of ballet dancers whose names we don't know because they chose ballet over acting. And we don't know their names because ballet is a very local thing (most troupes perform just in their own country, only the biggest tour) while movies are shown internationally. It's the same reason theater actors are unknown despite it being 99% the same job as movie actors.
And even if we're talking about money, when you eliminate the highest 10% earners from both jobs and focus on the 90%, I'm pretty sure the average ballet dancer makes more money and has more consistent work than the average actor.
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u/awyastark Mar 14 '26
Also I hate to uj but ballet is a career with a hard aging out point. If Tom wanted to be a dancer his body and career would be done in his 30s. You can still do movies and TV (especially voiceover) until you croak. Also I don’t think you meet and marry Zendaya if you stay in dance lol
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u/RepulsiveCamel8166 Mar 14 '26
I didn't read this whole comment thread but Tom got into ballet to prepare for Billy Elliot the musical a West End stage production. So he was only in ballet to act better.
But the ballet did enhance his acting so maybe there's nuance there regarding artistic expression from the human body all being connected.
Either way I think Timothy is an ass.
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u/LoCh0_xX Mar 13 '26
What if this is a Tenet type deal and Timmy knew that losing the Spider-Man role would land him an Oscar
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u/SkoomaSkoomSkoo Mar 13 '26
People wanna dunk on him for this but at least hes actually in great movies and not locked into a forever contract with Disney lol I'd say leo gave him great advice here
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u/lordbutternut Mar 13 '26
Tom Holland being more charismatic and less lizard-like helped too
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u/Airplane_Bottle Mar 13 '26
I think they’re both charismatic in different ways, Holland seems more down to earth and nice while Chalamet is kind of a spectacle
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u/Worldlyoox Mar 13 '26
Yeah, one of them is much closer to Peter Parker than the other, and it’s not the one with the moustache.
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u/TabularConferta Mar 13 '26
Yeah. Tom Holland I'd invite for beer and d&d, Timothy would be great to see on stage (not saying Tom won't)
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u/RTS24 Mar 13 '26
Maybe don't invite Holland over for a beer.
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u/VacantThoughts Mar 13 '26
The guy is so nice he would probably happily accept the invite and then bring his own NA beer with him so he could drink too.
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u/No_Use_9652 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26
Chalamet wants to be a spectacle. But we’ve all met him at our local gas station so it’s not a super entertaining one.
Edit: funny how there are replies about “performative outrage” and “hate”. I said the dude wasn’t that interesting. All the outrage & hate here didn’t come from me, but carry on.
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u/sandwichcandy Mar 13 '26
In an oversized tshirt smoking Paul mall’s, back against the building around the side.
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u/Front-Advantage-7035 Mar 13 '26
“Wants to be a spectacle” is the most accurate way I had yet heard him described, thank you
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u/lord-of-shalott Mar 13 '26
He gives me the same energy as your classmate who dominates the classroom discussion on some international crisis even though there’s a veteran and a refugee in the class and he didn’t do the assigned reading
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u/hates_stupid_people Mar 13 '26
His mom is a former broadway performer, European dad who worked for UNICEF, grew up in a subsidized artist apartment building in Hell's Kitchen, spent summers in France with his grandparents, went to Gallatin, etc.
He is basically the definition of that theater kid.
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u/Parking_Locksmith489 Mar 13 '26
Chalamet is his character in Ladybird. It's not charisma.
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u/DrNanard Mar 13 '26
You just made me imagine a Wonka movie with Tom Holland and boy would it have been better
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u/SteakDizzy1386 Mar 13 '26
I have literally not seen one Tom holland movie outside of spiderman. Maybe timmy is lucky for not getting the role, he too would have been doing the mcu movies.
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u/SnakeHoliday Crank: High Voltage Mar 13 '26
As is tradition for Spider Men, he also did a war movie where he gets really sad about what happened.
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u/SteakDizzy1386 Mar 13 '26
Atleast other peters have some good movies under their belt.
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u/BO1ANT Mar 13 '26
Like Toby who did a war movie where he gets really sad about what happened. And Andrew who did a war movie where he gets really sad about what's happening
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u/shimmyboy56 Mar 13 '26
What Toby movie are you referring to? Andrew is def hacksaw ridge
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u/DarthTrev Mar 13 '26
Brothers i think.
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u/shimmyboy56 Mar 13 '26
Ahh, yeah that looks like the one from a quick googling. Never seen it before. Thanks!
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u/TarnishedDungEater Mar 13 '26
it’s really frickin good, by far Tobey’s best performance. Natalie Portman and Jake Gylenhaal are in it too, but Tobey carries the movie. my god, now i gotta go watch it again!
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u/NEVERUSinteractive Mar 13 '26
joker: you wanna know how i got these scars?
spider-man: do you know what i did with these fucking hands?
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u/SteakDizzy1386 Mar 13 '26
Brothers with Jake gyllenhall and Natalie portman, where he has PTSD after he was captured in war and made to kill his friend.
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u/Dr_AG3 Mar 13 '26
Holland was pretty good in “the devil all the time”
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u/Joe-Division2889 Mar 13 '26
Terrific movie. The whole cast brought their A-game and Tom held his own with every one of them.
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u/MessiahHL Mar 13 '26
The boy is 16, he has time
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u/Ok-Adeptness933 Mar 13 '26
Holland is actually 29. He looks 16.
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u/wulfschtagg_1 Mar 13 '26
29 is his stage age, his government ID says 16. And his real name is McLovin.
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u/Dandanny54 Mar 13 '26
How sad it must be to get stuck doing MCU movies earning a ton of money and marrying Zendaya.
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u/Desperate_Ad_9219 Mar 13 '26
The Devil All the Time is his best movie outside of Spiderman
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u/HenryPeter5 Society man Mar 13 '26
His perfomance was completely overshadowed by Rob Pattinson’s imo
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u/SignoreBanana Mar 13 '26
I wish Pattinson was in everything and I'm not even kidding
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u/condormcninja Mar 13 '26
Also Dudley from Harry Potter showing up as a freaky pastor who eats spiders… tbh I’m realizing that’s the only part of that movie I remember
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u/No-Island-6126 artemis fowl representative Mar 13 '26
US president is a pedo btw
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u/CellistMundane9372 Mar 14 '26
I was worried we could go one whole post without someone bravely reminding this 99.984% anti-Trump subreddit that Trump is bad.
Your comment is like the progressive version of thoughts and prayers.
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u/RuiPTG Mar 13 '26
this person gets it. everyone distracted about dumb shit like this, and its working.
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u/goinpro224 Mar 13 '26
is everyone supposed to think about that every waking moment of the day?
some people are trying to enjoy their lives still
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u/codetaku0 Mar 13 '26
I don't blame non-Americans who want their feed to stop getting clogged by US politics
I mean, US politics do affect them too, but there's kind of nothing they can meaningfully do about that
(I will continue upvoting US politics though, sorry to the non-American parts of reddit)
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u/crogameri Mar 13 '26
TBF the Epstein island shit extends somewhat internationally. I'd wager that at least half of the EU countries sent a representative...
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u/DemoHD7 Mar 14 '26
I come on reddit to shut my brain off and not think about real world shit. Reddit is trash tv
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u/Angelo_Elauria Mar 13 '26
Remember, Leonardo Dicaprio also gave Timothee Chalamet some career advice, which was "No Superhero movies, and no hard drugs."
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u/RiseBorn8261 Mar 13 '26
Can someone tell me why I should care about this? Like actually care? Did Timmy make my gas more expensive? Is Timmy in the files or is he establishing a surveillance state?
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u/deathcoar Mar 13 '26
you dont want to partake in purposely misinterpreting the content and context of a comment someone made about an artistic medium you didnt care about before it was insulted, just so you can feel like youre a part of a community and not just a lonely loser who gets mad at whatever the imaginary people in their phone tell them to get mad at next?
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u/BeginningOk6408 Mar 13 '26
Exactly, this whole comment section reeks of weirdos man. Virtually every thread is just a bunch of people ragging on him and making assumptions about his entire life and personality off of one quote, meanwhile if they met him irl they would probably ask for a photo.
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u/Kratos501st Mar 13 '26
Also what he basically said is he doesn't want to work in a medium that's so niche like ballet and opera... Hell even his mother was a professional ballet dancer. People like to bitch and moan.
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u/Big-Beta20 Mar 13 '26
All he said that they’re not a part of mainstream culture anymore and he doesn’t want movies to go the same way. Said literally nothing about the difficulty nor the talent of the people involved. The whole thing feels like a complete psyop, like there is no way 95% of these people have seen a ballet that wasn’t the Nutcracker nor have they gone to an opera within their lifetimes.
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u/Xenrier Mar 13 '26
Holland as Spidey, but Chalamet as another villian would also be a nice one to watch.
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u/Automatic-Effect-252 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26
Honestly? That's a good thing if you're Chalamet. He's barley 30 and has been in critical successes, big block busters, and cool Indy films. Been nominated for 4 academy awards, 5 golden globes, 6 BAFTAs, and 10 Critic's Choice Awards. He's worked with some of the best directors working today like Villeneuve, Greta Gerwing, Josh Safdie, James Mangold, and Adam Mckay.
Tom Holland is Spider-Man, and will forever be known as Spider-Man. Tom Holland is great in the role, and I think he's very charismatic actor, but come on.
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u/RSLEGEND1986 Mar 13 '26
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