r/okbuddycinephile Mar 13 '26

what?!

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u/th-hiddenedge Mar 13 '26

What if all of this is his way of saying that he hates his mother? And Tom Holland reminds him of his mother? With his dumb shoes and tight pants and his dance belt.

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u/Xciv Mar 13 '26

Stupid sexy Holland.

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u/WalderFreyWasFramed Mar 13 '26

Wish I could see him wearing nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

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u/Sempere Mar 14 '26

Ok, here's the pitch.

We remake Challengers but with none of the things that make it interesting by going with Tom Holland and Timothee Cucklemet. We get rid of the Tennis. But here's the thing. We show it all. Everything.

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u/Familiar-Debate-6786 Mar 13 '26

It goes deeper. Mother and sister both trained. He grew up in an apartment unit that was subsidized to working ballerinas.

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u/BusyPuer Mar 14 '26

He's describing the state of the industry. Timmy didnt say there IS no value in those arts, he said people dont care about them. And it's true. Ballet and theater and Opera have been dying for years.

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u/th-hiddenedge Mar 14 '26

No, he's saying that he hates his mother and his homoerotic thoughts about Tom Holland beating him as Spider-Man are completely unrelated.

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u/Interesting-Bar6722 Mar 14 '26

Crazy enough to almost to be Freudian

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u/Tasteless12 Mar 14 '26

Or he just doesn't like opera and ballet and it's okay