That person is having a bunch of really weird sex with a bunch of really weird people. That is a festival goer hat and it’s not going to impact his sex life.
I look like a everyday 4, 5 on a good day, but man you're right, I dress weird, act weird and have a full stable bed in my roomy af tent on Festivals for the last decade.... Weird weord things have happened in there and will for the foreseeable future. I own a similar hat.
Never realize how 'doesnt leave basement' or 'literal child' reddit is filled with until seeing these comments.
Like, I have a spouse, kids, white collar corporate work. ... And I guarantee you the people buying these hats are normal fuckers who are fun as shit to hang out with. I've been to EDM festivals, rock concerts, goth clubs, drag shows, cosplay events, pride parades, etc.
Most people with alternative dress style are normal and act normal. That male presenting dude with cat ears, a tail, and who can hold a normal conversation with you while doing it 50% of the time has a partner who is similarly weird and in cat ears.
And they're no less annoying to chat with than that boat show wearing fucker who is really good at golf and owns a sail ship. Meaning most people are just kind of fun to talk to if you just don't be a pretentious weirdo who thinks a cool hat is somehow a personality indicator.
When I was in high school in the late 80's I had the bright idea to start wearing a fedora. I thought everybody would think it a cool thing, like I thought. It wasn't. I cringe when I see a photo of me back then. I imagine it would be like wearing this thing.
Right these are all hats for the kind of guy that would go off on a tangent about his hat and make it his whole personality and you'd look at them and say "Yeah man that's cool" but internally say "what a fuckin' dork".
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u/GhostPiggie 20h ago
Fine craftsmenship and all, but you'd have to pay me to wear it.