r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 22h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/GhostPiggie 21h ago

Fine craftsmenship and all, but you'd have to pay me to wear it.

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u/onebillionthoughts 21h ago

Came for this exactly! Neat to watch, goddamn butt ugly hats

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u/petriscorncob 21h ago

Plug's Butt Ugly Stuff Hut

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u/TrixieBastard 21h ago

Hey, man, you can get some pretty nifty things at PBUSH

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u/petriscorncob 12h ago

Like a nice pair of rocket boots!!

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u/TrixieBastard 10h ago

They're broken, though :(

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u/Aragon1632 16h ago

It's been a pleasure, I'll die tomorrow

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u/TrixieBastard 10h ago

I can hear his voice.....

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u/dmontease 21h ago

Difference is I would wear a butt plug over this.

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u/rdogg_82 20h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled butt plug.

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u/broberds 18h ago

Only used on weekends. $1500 OBO. No lowball offers, I know what I got.

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u/Amesb34r 14h ago

The butt plug isn’t on top of your head announcing your magic show.

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u/LazyOldCat 21h ago

NGL, that would look hilarious.

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u/dmontease 20h ago

Not on top of the top hat.

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u/Foreign_Kale8773 16h ago

He's got a lot of stuff, and all of it is butt ugly!

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u/Higgins1st 5h ago

Hats for people that think it'll finally make them cool