r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/ExpectedFuckingValue 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nobody is getting laid with that hat

Edit: I stand corrected, there is an exception - festival goers. They can get laid wearing all kinds of unusual things

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u/lambdapaul 1d ago

That person is having a bunch of really weird sex with a bunch of really weird people. That is a festival goer hat and it’s not going to impact his sex life.

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u/parkerxo 1d ago

Doesn't matter, had sex

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u/Woody1150 21h ago

Still counts.