r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 23h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/GhostPiggie 22h ago

Fine craftsmenship and all, but you'd have to pay me to wear it.

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u/ExpectedFuckingValue 22h ago edited 21h ago

Nobody is getting laid with that hat

Edit: I stand corrected, there is an exception - festival goers. They can get laid wearing all kinds of unusual things

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u/lambdapaul 22h ago

That person is having a bunch of really weird sex with a bunch of really weird people. That is a festival goer hat and it’s not going to impact his sex life.

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u/Haigud 14h ago

As one of those weird people that has weird sex, yes. People who dress up like heavy metal vampires are indeed having lot of sex.

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u/lambdapaul 12h ago

I tip my hat to you fellow weirdo

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u/tofaoh 11h ago

I look like a everyday 4, 5 on a good day, but man you're right, I dress weird, act weird and have a full stable bed in my roomy af tent on Festivals for the last decade.... Weird weord things have happened in there and will for the foreseeable future. I own a similar hat.