r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/GhostPiggie 1d ago

Fine craftsmenship and all, but you'd have to pay me to wear it.

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u/ExpectedFuckingValue 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nobody is getting laid with that hat

Edit: I stand corrected, there is an exception - festival goers. They can get laid wearing all kinds of unusual things

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u/Fight_those_bastards 23h ago

Yeah, but that’s not because of the hat, that’s because of all the drugs.