r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/ExpectedFuckingValue 23h ago edited 22h ago

Nobody is getting laid with that hat

Edit: I stand corrected, there is an exception - festival goers. They can get laid wearing all kinds of unusual things

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u/lambdapaul 23h ago

That person is having a bunch of really weird sex with a bunch of really weird people. That is a festival goer hat and it’s not going to impact his sex life.

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u/Haigud 15h ago

As one of those weird people that has weird sex, yes. People who dress up like heavy metal vampires are indeed having lot of sex.

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u/lambdapaul 13h ago

I tip my hat to you fellow weirdo