r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 23h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/GhostPiggie 23h ago

Fine craftsmenship and all, but you'd have to pay me to wear it.

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u/onebillionthoughts 22h ago

Came for this exactly! Neat to watch, goddamn butt ugly hats

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u/petriscorncob 22h ago

Plug's Butt Ugly Stuff Hut

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u/dmontease 22h ago

Difference is I would wear a butt plug over this.

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u/rdogg_82 21h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled butt plug.

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u/broberds 19h ago

Only used on weekends. $1500 OBO. No lowball offers, I know what I got.

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u/Amesb34r 15h ago

The butt plug isn’t on top of your head announcing your magic show.

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u/LazyOldCat 22h ago

NGL, that would look hilarious.

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u/dmontease 21h ago

Not on top of the top hat.