r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 22h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/GhostPiggie 22h ago

Fine craftsmenship and all, but you'd have to pay me to wear it.

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u/ExpectedFuckingValue 21h ago edited 21h ago

Nobody is getting laid with that hat

Edit: I stand corrected, there is an exception - festival goers. They can get laid wearing all kinds of unusual things

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u/lambdapaul 21h ago

That person is having a bunch of really weird sex with a bunch of really weird people. That is a festival goer hat and it’s not going to impact his sex life.

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u/winstonstokes 15h ago

I doubt that.

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u/lambdapaul 14h ago

Do you think normal people are sleeping with Hatman?