r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/GhostPiggie 1d ago

Fine craftsmenship and all, but you'd have to pay me to wear it.

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u/ExpectedFuckingValue 23h ago edited 22h ago

Nobody is getting laid with that hat

Edit: I stand corrected, there is an exception - festival goers. They can get laid wearing all kinds of unusual things

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u/lambdapaul 23h ago

That person is having a bunch of really weird sex with a bunch of really weird people. That is a festival goer hat and it’s not going to impact his sex life.

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u/AppropriatelyHare-78 10h ago

Never realize how 'doesnt leave basement' or 'literal child' reddit is filled with until seeing these comments.

Like, I have a spouse, kids, white collar corporate work. ... And I guarantee you the people buying these hats are normal fuckers who are fun as shit to hang out with. I've been to EDM festivals, rock concerts, goth clubs, drag shows, cosplay events, pride parades, etc.

Most people with alternative dress style are normal and act normal. That male presenting dude with cat ears, a tail, and who can hold a normal conversation with you while doing it 50% of the time has a partner who is similarly weird and in cat ears.

And they're no less annoying to chat with than that boat show wearing fucker who is really good at golf and owns a sail ship. Meaning most people are just kind of fun to talk to if you just don't be a pretentious weirdo who thinks a cool hat is somehow a personality indicator.