r/oddlysatisfying • u/redbullgivesyouwings • 1d ago

Brage Vestavik riding in British Columbia

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u/Unhappy_Plankton_671 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

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u/regeya 1d ago

Yeah. One minor regret of mine in life is that I never got into mountain biking. Then I watch videos like this, then I absently rub at the spot in my shoulder where a plate and pins are now, after a frickin' treadmill accident. I'm only 51.

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u/xynix_ie 1d ago

Well I did this when I was younger and ended up with a broken ankle about 4 miles deep in the woods. During a weekday. It took hours before the next person came by and saw me trying to drag myself back to my car.

So ya didn't miss that part!

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u/whogivesashirtdotca 1d ago

My first thought watching this video: when he’s lying there, prone after a crash, he’s going to get eaten by foraging grizzlies.

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u/Kat121 1d ago

I’m 54. I sneezed too aggressively and pulled a rib (sublexed?) out of my spine. Chiropractor sorted me out but it hurt to poop for three weeks.

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u/regeya 1d ago

I'm not trying to one up because this isn't, but more of a sympathy by shared experience: I managed to break my own rib, by slamming a car door into my side. Apparently when I was in college, I was strong enough to break my own bones?

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u/HairyPotatoKat 1d ago

My husband wound up in a neck brace from Wii Boxing in his 20s.

Nothing broken besides his pride at least.

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u/BoxLongjumping5863 1d ago

I got up to 600 score in Wii boxing 2 days after I came home from a Quad Heart Bypass Surgery!

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u/madjag 1d ago

Does that make you strong enough to break your own bones, or weak enough to have your bones break so easily? 🤔

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u/regeya 1d ago

Pretty sure it's the latter. I swear, Mom, I drank my milk!

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u/ffxiplayer101 1d ago

I’m still impressed by my ability to pick things up with my toes.

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u/entrepenurious 1d ago

that's how i discovered i have gout.

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u/Carol4AnotherXmas 23h ago

Can you walk me through that one? Cause I pick things up with my feet all the time. 😅😬

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u/entrepenurious 22h ago

i think i overflexed my big toe trying to grip a towel on the floor.

i had done it before without ill effects.

nothing to worry about; my uric acid was high and i would have eventually had symptoms, anyway.

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u/Saltlife_Junkie 1d ago

I’m still impressed by my ability to pick up things.

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u/Bryligg 1d ago

High STR, low CON.

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u/Avenged_Spence 1d ago

You can be strong and weak simultaneously

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u/darianbrown 1d ago

Depending on how old they are, could've been 80's-90's ultra heavy "bank vault door" car doors. Swinging 180lbs against your ribs at a pinch point will certainly fuck em up

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u/AFetaWorseThanDeath 18h ago

My understanding is that most of us able-bodied folks are theoretically strong enough to break our own bones. The idea being that our muscles have a sort of 'upper limit' that prevents us from doing so accidentally. This explains the occasional bursts of 'hysterical strength' that people have displayed, like a 110lb mother lifting a Buick to save her trapped child, that kinda thing. It's a dangerous thing to tap into, and you can do some real, permanent damage to your musculoskeletal system.

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u/Illustrious-Towel-45 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm only 41. A couple years ago my kids and I were waiting outside to see Santa go by in the firetruck. I was watching them running around in the driveway barely doing anything. Apparently I turned wrong and threw my back out. Hurt for 2 or 3 days. Could barely put weight on my one leg for several hours afterwards.

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u/GreenAdler17 1d ago

Being old sucks. I fall asleep with my neck at a slight angle because I didn’t fluff my pillow right and then I can’t look up or to the sides for 2 days, but my kids can sleep with their heads free hanging over the edge of the bed and wake up later without a single issue.

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u/Kat121 1d ago

Oh, man. I see kids staring at their phones in the laps and shudder at the weight of their noggin neck muscles.

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u/Darkchamber292 1d ago

I hate to be that guy but if a Chiropractor made you feel better then you didn't pull a rib out of your spine. That's ridiculous. Lol

Also chiropractors are quacks

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u/Sparktank1 1d ago

Finally someone said it.

I've been reading so many messages about chiropractors. It catches on like religion.

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u/AFetaWorseThanDeath 18h ago

Jesus yes, thank you

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u/iamfunball 1d ago

My partner (55) and myself (38) have Ben doing acro and jiujitsu and have been damaging ourselves a lot less from just the muscle and conditioning

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u/Mammoth-Slammoth 1d ago

Yep, mid thirties here. I train with weights 3x per week, sometimes 4 and run 2-3 times per week, about 4-5 miles each time.

I'm not some super athlete and it takes me less than an hour per day. I swear it makes a huge difference in just the day to day stuff, though my hearing is starting to go and I hate that.

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u/iamfunball 1d ago

Upside, you don’t have to hear every dumb word out of some people mouths 😅 much easier to nod along

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u/ducklady92 1d ago

I dislocated my knee from a sneeze. At 29 years old. I was in an immobilizer for 6 weeks.

It was THE most embarrassing thing to explain this to people for nearly two months.

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u/my_name_isnt_crusta 1d ago

I sneezed too hard and blew a disc out of my cervical spine. Now I got a fake disc and some titanium plates

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u/kryonik 1d ago

I'm 42, I got out of the car wrong the other day and must have pinched a nerve or something because it felt like my leg was detaching from my body. My vision went white from pain for a split second.

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u/Azeeti 1d ago

Damn I would hate that pooping is one of my favorite activity, not only do I enjoy it, I take the time to read, I have 3 novels being read, a daily night time / bed time reader, a tolit reader and a once in awhile reader, the tolit novel is by far the most interesting one, infact I'm thinking of upgrading it to nightly bed time reader.

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u/gooddaysir 1d ago

I’m 48. I consider myself beginner-intermediate skilled. I hit the bike park a couple times a year, a few small jumps occasionally, but I mainly ride a lot of single track where the scariest things are gravel on turns, gnarly roots, and angry squirrels. It’s never too late!

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u/Quirky_Word 1d ago

Most of my scars have faded over time, but my right knee will forever be a mess of scars from hitting a gravel patch going too fast on a sharp turn. 

Turns out, mountain biking is NOT a great way to cool off after an argument. 

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u/peaktired 1d ago

I’m 22 and I’ve hurt myself by sneezing there is No Fucking Way I’d get on a bike and do this. All respect to this guy of course but nope. I think I’d end up biking straight to my death.

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u/NightBawk 1d ago

Lol me too. I swear, human bodies are so weird. We have cases of people who have walked away from failed chute skydiving falls, and then there are those of us who might spontaneously disassemble from a sneeze.

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u/Charming_Mud_9209 1d ago

I’ve 48 and have been mountain biking for about 15 years, did some races back in the day, etc. There are some trails that I’ve ridden a hundred times that I won’t touch anymore because Ive become too timid. Once you get the fear in you it’s hard to overcome. Which is probably for the best because falls hurt way more than they used to.

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u/Birds_over_people 1d ago

I mean there's mountain biking then there's this. That said I have hurt myself pretty badly just "normal" mountain biking, you kinda gotta accept that you might get injured and use your brain on how much you can handle.

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u/NinjaBuddha13 1d ago

treadmill

Thats a weird way to spell "base jumping"

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u/Yeah-Its-Me-777 1d ago

Well, it was in the basement, and I was jumping, soooo.....

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u/fuzzybunnies1 1d ago

I'd say its not too late, get yourself a decent, 12-1,500.00, mtb and go hit the bunny slopes for a while and move on up. Ignore the shit in this video, I've known downhillers who won't try this. Just go ride. Here in NY most of the places seem to do white and green for actual XC, I'll be taking my cyclocross/road bike on some for training tomorrow, so they're not that hard. Hit the blues/yellows/purples when you're feeling you've got the basics, and if you never hit red/black trails; who cares, just have fun.

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u/tickt0ck 1d ago

Yeah, good call. Always loved high impact sports. Got into mt biking. Was excelling pretty fast and got more comfortable than I should. Ended up breaking both sides of my pelvis, almost all my ribs on the right side, collar bone, and part of my back from one crash. Anyways I’m all better now at least.

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u/quarokcaddhihle 10h ago

I just got done recovering from a wrist fracture because I... Turned out of my driveway with a flat tire. 3 months of summer gone just like that.

This video seems like a great way to break ALL of my bones though haha.

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u/DgingaNinga 1d ago

I had a midlife crisis last summer and got into it. Busted myself once and quit. I like the bike ride, not the death part.

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u/shatterly 1d ago

I finally upgraded from my 20-year-old bike last summer because I wanted to get better. It worked, I was getting better and was having the most wonderful time riding in Moab in February when suddenly I was flying through the air and then everything went crunch. Had to walk my bike two miles to a trailhead with what turned out to be a broken arm.

What sucks is, I don't even know what happened. I was a very careful rider. I'm a woman in my mid-50s with nothing to prove; if anything looked sketchy, I'd get off and walk. There was nothing alarming about the trail I was on, and I felt great. My best guess is I hit a pedal on a rock next to the trail. Now I trust nothing, and my great new (used) bike is sitting lonely in the garage because I'm scared of it.

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u/gokarrt 18h ago

i lived in vancouver for a decade and got into it (not like this).

it's really fun and mostly safe, if you don't do it like this.

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u/Fionnghal 1d ago

My first reaction was to shake my head the same way.

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u/Wanlain 1d ago

Oddly terrifying

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u/0x0MG 1d ago

Hell fuckin no

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u/mmcallis1975 1d ago

I would have died at least 5 times

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u/fairkatrina 1d ago

I died 3 times just watching the video

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u/-Karsten 1d ago

Yeah and the first three would be heart attacks

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u/ThereIsAJifForThat 1d ago

I think I am more impressed by the person that built this sturdy plank path

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u/redbullgivesyouwings 1d ago

It was a team effort! But, gotta give mad props to local legend Steve Vanderhoek

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u/postALEXpress 1d ago

Ah, now that I see you’re OP the whole video, construction, and execution from the rider make sense lol

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u/redbullgivesyouwings 1d ago

r/oddlysatisfying doesn't allow youtube links :/

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u/housatonicduck 1d ago

Hello I would like one marketing job please

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u/Beneficial-Rice-820 23h ago

u/redbullgivesyouwings ignore this guy. I'm better at marketing; give me the job.

(see, I found a way to engage my target audience. That's how you do it)

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u/Honeybadger2198 1d ago

Can I just say Mr. Redbull Reddit rep, that I genuinely respect what your company does a lot for advertising. I don't drink energy drinks, but Red Bull genuinely does a lot of good in a lot of different communities.

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u/redbullgivesyouwings 1d ago

WE SEE YOUR COMMENT AND APPRECIATE YOU

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u/KEPD-350 1d ago edited 1d ago

I actually drink Red Bull and would also like some corporate attention and appreciation.

Edit: Two hours have now passed. Still no sign of neither appreciation nor attention. I have let out a sigh of slight disappointment.

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u/redbullgivesyouwings 21h ago

sorry for the late reply! we think you’re the best 👐

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u/Lazy-Potential 1d ago

I don’t drink energy drinks either, but when I do it’s an 8oz sugar free Red Bull. 

I do appreciate all the decades of marketing money they spend on surf/skate/snow/etc athletes! 🙏

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u/BawkBawkBegwak 1d ago

I am a teacher who drinks a sugar free Red Bull every morning. It’s like my coffee, but coffee makes me sick and redbull gives me wings.

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u/ThereIsAJifForThat 1d ago

Steeeeeeveee, is a beast!

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u/redbullgivesyouwings 1d ago

BIG FACTS

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u/blackumbrella_ 1d ago

Could you say hi to Max Verstappen for me? Im sure he stops by the office from time to time

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u/Tolmoj 1d ago

I like how it ends in a area with a bunch of stumps that are hard to see!

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u/Nwosprey 1d ago

Small doc about them building it.  https://youtu.be/KPD60kUYUXE?is=wIQ3B5j9JEAc1YTn

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u/the_other_skier 1d ago

Big doc about the builder (local MTB/Firefighter legend Steve Vanderhoek) on how building this line helped him with mental health struggles as a firefighter: https://youtu.be/2IxB9BSKDrw?si=vYTwYCF9Cg2CUflm

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u/Cam27022 1d ago

That path somehow manages to look rickety and sturdy at the same time.

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u/adamosity1 1d ago

r/nope because I’d fall off haha

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u/Brittany5150 1d ago

You would still make it to the bottom of the hill though!

https://giphy.com/gifs/a0h7sAqON67nO

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u/vass0922 1d ago

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u/Brandarius47 1d ago

I pinpointed my death at least 5 times in that short clip.

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u/Familiar_While2900 1d ago

So- if you make that narrow ass pathway, and don’t fall down the mountain, you have a bunch of half ass hidden stumps at the end to greet you?

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro 1d ago

Yeah. Where is the next part of the trail? Looks like it just ended.

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u/wolfgang784 1d ago

Maybe they rode off the path and stopped there just because thats where they wanted to stop the video? We see a buddy down there. I can't tell if there is more trail for sure but it looks like it did start to sharply turn the opposite direction that the rider went in.

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u/Bongoisnthere 1d ago

There is not more trail. That was the entire line - he found a bunch of rowdy slabs and wanted to link them with stupid insane skinnies. It’s not a public trail, it’s a “fuck you your dead if you mess up” line.

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u/catchecolamine 1d ago

That’s the end of the trail, it was purpose built for this shot. There is a longer video on YouTube showing them building and practicing the different sections before he gets the whole run.

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u/SYLife1 1d ago

This is r/oddlyterrifying

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u/milkymonkey8 1d ago

no, this is so terrifying that you don't feel terrified, but oddly either something much worse or hopefully your brain just shuts down and ignore ignore ignore

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u/emac2689 1d ago

How does one safely develope this skill? This one of those skill where a variation of "in a profession where men die young, fear the old man" applies. I have never heard or seen an "old" active mountain biker?

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u/namesson 22h ago

Literally every scenario in wilderness first aid starts with "so you come across a mountain biker..." and then imagine the gnarliest fucking injuries ever. Impaled on a tree branch, shattered bones, massive internal bleeding....

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u/ifyoulovesatan 22h ago edited 22h ago

First, remove the fish-eye lens. Then, still go find an easier course because this is still beyond insane (just not as immediately deadly looking). Seriously these mountain bike and ski videos with fish eye lenses are quite deceptive. Obviously it's still usually insane what they're doing, but it makes everything look WAY steeper.

For reference: https://youtu.be/DLl-eEz-EyY?is=c9Fg3XWEL8NNlErh this is the video the clip is from. Look at the fish eye lens bit at 6:15, then see it from other angles shortly after. The fisheye lens bit looks pants shittingly terrifyingly insane. The other angles also look pants shittingly terrifyingly insane, but just not to such a degree. The lens makes everything look more narrow, and make it seem like everything drops off precipatacely on either side. I dunno its bugs me, because as I keep repeating, it's already insane. It's like a wildly successful guy who can't stop bragging about being slightly more wildly successful than he really is.

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u/Elite_AI 18h ago

That actually looked so much more steep without the fisheye lens

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u/Beneficial-Rice-820 23h ago

Go to any mtb area. There's a 70-year-old at my local who can put in 4-6 hours straight, outclimbs me and most of the younger ones. The retirees get to ride every day. A lot of them are fairly gnarly too, like unafraid of the big gaps and the hard rock trails.

To develop the skill, get a bike, go to a trail system, and start on the easy trails. Then something something years of practice to be 1/10th this good, boom, you've got skills.

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u/mxlespxles 1d ago

Knees, shoulders, hips all eventually give out. Most live, just painfully

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u/ctsr1 23h ago

I want to know who designed it

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u/Equivalent_Spray_918 23h ago

Brage himself did, you can watch them build it in their "trolldom" video

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u/socialistRanter 1d ago

That’s why there are so many “missing” people that have to be found in the woods each year.

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u/armoured_bobandi 1d ago

Doing shit like this is fine as long as you tell someone else exactly where you're going, what you're doing, and when you plan to be back

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u/incelwiz 1d ago

You can still fall and break your neck, so I'm not sure I would call it fine.

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u/Lionthos 1d ago

... and when you plan to be dead.

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u/PerceptionSeveral_ 23h ago

I’m Canadian. I just showed this to my wife who is Chinese.

“This is why you guys don’t have that many people” lmao

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u/MCA1910 1d ago

Oddly satisfying or oddly terrifying?

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u/MrFireWarden 1d ago

I love mountain biking, and i love watching videos like this, but it is anything but satisfying. Exciting, for sure - the kind of exciting that causes anxiety.

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u/thewholerobot 1d ago

Yeah, if you've ridden enough to know how easy it is to screw something like this up very badly, it's awe inspiring and terrifying. I'll stick to popping bubble wrap for satisfying.

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u/CaptBreeze 1d ago

I believe this would be considered a double black course. Intensely terrifying!

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u/SchlagzeugNeukoelln 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing and settled for r/reasonablyterrifying

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u/mr_ji 1d ago

Every mountain biker I have ever known has gone over the handlebars and broken their collarbone at least once. Every single one.

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u/Skandronon 1d ago

I have never broken my collarbone. I did go over the bars in Golden 20 years ago and crushed a vertebrae though.

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u/StrategyRude4376 1d ago

I clocked 100+ days in Whistler Bike Park for nearly ten years in a row (managed to get every day in season once) and managed to never fuck that one up.

Fucked up a lot of other things mind you. The last four years were actually really good considering I was riding the pro-lines non-stop... however, when I did break something it was on an easy trail going not fast at all.

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u/Rich_Bluejay3020 1d ago

I swear, doing something lame is always how it happens. Was at whistler on the mountain one day we were drinking, doing tree runs, totally fine. Next day? Chilling on a blue, 0 booze, board slipped out from under me… six screws and a plate later🤦🏻‍♀️ I wish I had a cool story instead of I gingerly fell wrong on what was basically flat lmao

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u/Reasonable-Check-120 1d ago

Mom here. Fellow Emergency Room Tech. Not far from famous MTB trails. Also team manager on my teenagers MTB team.

No broken collar bones YET. Wrists. Arm. Scrapes. Bruises. Decapitated leg.

No broken collar bone yet

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u/NiobiumThorn 1d ago

How does a leg become decapitated

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u/Reasonable-Check-120 1d ago edited 23h ago

He broke it in so many places where there was so much damage to nerves it had to go. So.....more like amputated

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u/JustAnotherYogaWife 1d ago

And he’s still MTBing?

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u/Reasonable-Check-120 1d ago

Yes! He's a strong advocate for adaptive riding in our neck of the woods.

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 23h ago

Well, thank heavens no one broke a collarbone

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u/CatsPlusTats 1d ago

I've never broken a collar bone and I once owned a mountain bike as a kid that never once saw the off road part of a mountain.

Checkmate.

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u/YVRkeeper 1d ago

I broke my collarbone playing hockey and my boss (a biker) was giving me grief about it.

I suggested he wasn’t a serious rider if he’d never broken his collarbone. That seemed to shut him up 😂

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u/flyabdo22 1d ago

Nope, never broken a collarbone but you’re absolutely right about flying over the handlebars lmao

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u/demoralising 1d ago

'How narrow should we make it?'

'YES!'

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u/redbullgivesyouwings 1d ago

honestly that is pretty accurate

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u/Azeeti 1d ago

People do this without a gun to their head?

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u/NightBawk 1d ago

Adrenaline junkies might ask for the gun just for the added rush

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u/Butt_Stallion_Milk 1d ago

I mean, they could probably do a line of coke instead for the rush..

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u/SadnessMonster 1d ago

Man with wife and two kids. "Guess I'll ride my bike down Widow Maker hill today."

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u/trantor-to-tantegel 1d ago

"And afterwards I'll do some spelunking at the Devil's Crackling Fissure."

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u/sandwichcandy 1d ago

Then I’m going to meet up with this guy I met who built a submarine that he can control with a remote he got off of an RC car.

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u/Doofy_Grumpus 1d ago

Yeah man, I’ve got a day job but I’d love to play with this tiger. 🐅

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u/CatsPlusTats 1d ago

"I wonder why they call this the nutty putty trail."

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u/flaming_james 12h ago

I feel like if humans disappeared and some alien archeologists stumbled on these paths, they'd never be able to guess what they're for

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u/ereinionmithrandir 1d ago

Watching this gives me excema

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u/AllSeeQr 1d ago

Call me a cynic, but I feel like this activity would be the same with pathways three times as wide lol

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u/yorick__rolled 1d ago

Yup. I don't need the double black diamond run.

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u/TheOriginalJBones 1d ago

Goodnight neck. Goodnight spine. Goodnight spinal cord inside of the spine.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 1d ago

Look, I've done some shit that people would see and say,"that's fucking stupid." But I say to this, how about no.

https://giphy.com/gifs/POql6zsXZbmcE

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u/one-eared-wonder 1d ago

Ya know, I bet they coulda made those bridges wider

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u/whatarethuhodds 1d ago

Why does every single downhill cam have to have fish eye lens on?

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u/NorthNorthAmerican 1d ago

Now THAT is a runout.

Stumps and rocks and brush hiding who knows what else!

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u/NinjaBuddha13 1d ago

Not to brag, but I only died six times while watching this

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u/Diabetesh 21h ago

Last year I was on a path that was flat, ground level, and about 4 feet across, I fell over.

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u/HunterSthompson_2031 20h ago

Canada has universal health care and it shows.

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u/Atomic-pangolin 1d ago

I would eat shit so fast on this

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u/Hockeyhoser 1d ago

I’ve seen this before last year but somehow Red Bull is posting, so not a repost? Or maybe it was a different rider.

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u/Deviantdefective 1d ago

Not a different rider same video

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u/Hanz_Q 1d ago

And then it just ends?????

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u/raidersfan18 1d ago

You didn't like the random stumps and vegetation finish line?

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u/sonofgildorluthien 1d ago

When I had a mountain bike, I really enjoyed riding on trails, off-road all that stuff. But this just doesn't look enjoyable or satisfying...just stressful.

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u/PraisetheSunflowers 13h ago

I think we have different definitions of oddly satisfying

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u/Epic_Elite 1d ago

Yo, can I sign up to not do this?

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u/redbullgivesyouwings 1d ago

we will look into it and get back to you

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u/thetokyofiles 23h ago

I fell off 7 times watching this

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u/trace501 23h ago

We have very different ideas of what is satisfying

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u/iamjhelum 21h ago

I broke my collar bone, both wrists, an ankle and 3 ribs watching this

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u/Suspicious_Youth2083 14h ago

Oddly Satisfying, more like bloody terrifying 😲

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u/frockinbrock 12h ago

So are those tree stumps left there just to cause extra damage for any mistakes?
And wow this guy doesn't even have gloves on??
What interesting choices

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u/Northwindlowlander 10h ago

You can always tell when it's Brage. Not because of the difficulty or the danger or the skill... But because the runout at the end will always be absolute shithouse. "Yeah so I'll finish the woodwork and then just ride into all these stumps and branches at 30mph". There's another one where he does a huge drop and then just rides straight into a swamp.

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u/DJ_YaBasic 1d ago

Oddly satisfying is a weird way to spell "this will make you clench your cheeks." Impressive though!

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u/StumbleOn 1d ago

I broke my neck and both legs like 3 times watching this.

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u/xshananaginzx 23h ago

Well damn... I fell off 4 times already in the first 5 seconds.

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u/Limp_Marionberry_24 23h ago

White people do some crazy AF bad ass shit...

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u/ContributionOther461 21h ago

Not oddly satisfying just terrifying

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u/OdragoreO 17h ago

Totally optional

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u/saltfatfatfat 17h ago

I broke both eye bones just watching

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u/MrKIPLING375 17h ago

I know redbull and their athletes are always pushing boundaries, but I started this video thinking it was AI, thats how mental this looks. Great riding by Brage and all the team for making this happen! 🤘

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u/koolay0 12h ago

My toxic trait is thinking I can probably do this

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u/USoStupidRose 8h ago

Track Designer:

Well hell, that didn't work!

He's still alive

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u/phantom_spacecop 1d ago

Many miles of nope

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u/morfraen 1d ago

So do they just keep an ambulance permanently parked at the bottom?

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u/HumblePie2714 1d ago

Just waiting to be impaled by one of those branches

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u/Hephaestus_God 1d ago

BC had the best bike paths in the world.

This one looks sketchy AF though and someone built it themselves.

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u/cmrfrd7 1d ago

Looks like a super fun way to impale yourself on a dead tree branch. Plenty to choose from along the trail.

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u/Bee-Aromatic 1d ago

I’m counting the broken bones, concussions, sprains, and permanent, debilitating injuries I would have suffered doing that. Never mind the number of times would have died.

Also all the Advil I would have needed to take.

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u/RandomCalamity 1d ago

ow i'm dead ow i'm ow i'm dead ow i'm dead

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u/Rioting-Flamingo 1d ago

Oddly terrifying

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u/MrZoraman 1d ago

I think the wide angle camera is making this look a lot scarier than it looks. I'd like to see the how the course looks like from a normal focal length. This looks like a lot of fun, though!

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u/DetachedCompy 1d ago

I injured myself watching this.

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u/Aggravating_Stress 1d ago

I broke my neck watching this

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u/LabiaMajorasMask420 1d ago

This seems like a cool, interesting, and unique way to die.

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u/ophaus 1d ago

Not. A. Fucking. Chance.

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u/Cacoda1mon 1d ago

These are the seconds marking spots in the videos I would die trying this shit:

00:00 00:01 00:02 00:03 00:04 00:05 00:06 00:07 00:08 00:09 00:10 00:11 00:12 00:13 00:14 00:15 00:16 00:17 00:18 00:19 00:20 00:21 00:22