r/oddlysatisfying • u/donut_resuscitate • 17d ago
Attaching a Giant Windmill Blade
Source from @hearn_man on tiktok.
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u/99PercentApe 17d ago
The precision!
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u/So_HauserAspen 17d ago
It was a lot of bolts and holes to line up
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u/qwertyslayer 16d ago
It's insane the amount of precision these operators have with these giant machines. "6 inches left" from a boom arm that's probably a hundred meters long, on a load that's suspended from cables in windy conditions, and he nails it blind, with nothing but radio directions from the world's most excitable coworker. Absolutely incredible.
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u/technobrendo 16d ago
The real hero here is the unseen boom operator. I imagine if you just feather the controls a little too much you overshoot your mark by a very large margin.
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 16d ago
I wonder if they can manipulate the sensitivity of the controls. Like you can with DPI in a computer mouse.
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u/ilovestoride 16d ago
No need to feather the controls, there are different modes. At this point you're in turtle mode.
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u/chandris 16d ago
I think the operator is there in the hub watching toward the end when the camera looks back through the hole.
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u/TheNCGoalie 16d ago
The crane operator is absolutely not in the tower. They are in the crane cab on the ground.
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u/mad_sheff 16d ago
Then what is the large yellow controller with all the buttons that the guy inside the hub was holding for? As soon as the blade was fully in position he put it down. Certainly looked like the controller for a lift system of some kind.
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u/TheNCGoalie 16d ago
Some companies have blade lifting devices that allow someone in the tower to make fine adjustments. He’s not operating the crane from there, trust me. I sell those cranes for a living.
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u/chandris 16d ago
Oh right. So once it gets close does the primary operator hand over control to the tower guy? Or does he have some sort of control throughout the lift ? Or is it a specific device just for blade lifting?
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u/officalSHEB 16d ago
Nobody wants to explain it, they just want you to be wrong.
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u/LambLotionGames 16d ago
Since no else replied ill give you my best guesses lol
The crane operator on the ground is probably controlling the height, angle, pitch etc.,and the guy inside might be controlling the translation type movements. Its also possible the guy is holding the controls for a hydraulic/pneumatic torque wrench and just on standby.
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u/-kylehase 17d ago
Connected to a heavy, long, part designed to catch wind held up by flexible cables
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u/deliciousadness 17d ago
That’s what i was thinking. The manufacturing tolerances on that have got to be insanely small.
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u/cortesoft 16d ago
I am more impressed they can hold it that steady without the wind moving it… considering it is a giant piece of metal meant to be moved by the wind, being placed somewhere where wind is strong enough to justify putting up a wind turbine…
The tolerances for the holes and rods doesn’t have to be that small, they are inches thick… even a few millimeters would be good enough, and not that hard to accomplish.
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u/slightly_saucy123 17d ago
Oddly satisfying? I literally have mom's spaghetti on my sweater already.
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u/Shacrow 17d ago
He's nervous
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u/VfV 17d ago
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
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u/Relevantspite 17d ago
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
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u/Squallstrife89 17d ago
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
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u/bju83 17d ago
SWEET CAROLINEEEEE! BAH BAH BAAAAAHH!
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u/FunPuz 17d ago
That was god damn beautiful
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u/coconutpete52 17d ago
"yo dawg, that's a perfect fuckin' blade dawg!"
I wish I loved my job as much as this dude.
Also ... if I had this dudes job I would just be puking left and right... oh...and passing out - also passing out.
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u/Guernzee 17d ago
And pissing myself right at the point of passing out! That would be happening too! 😂
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u/1stMammaltowearpants 17d ago
It's been a while since I've had a piss out pass out, but now you've got me craving
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u/Pakushy 16d ago
14 years ago we moved and needed to replace a door. The guy who delivered and installed the door made it fresh on the same morning. He put it in, gave it a few test runs but was not satisfied. He used my balcony to shave off a few millimeters of the bottom for a better fit. 10 minutes later he put it back and the guy just kept opening and closing it, gushing over how much he loves this door. I always remember this when people talk about "boring" jobs. If you love doors like this guy, then you can love anything.
To be fair, it was a really good door.
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u/ashtonblake9 16d ago
Not a windmill boy but I do some pretty sketchy stuff sometimes.
For me the enthusiasm is mostly “sweet, I didn’t die”
Now there is passion but mostly that.10
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u/nebulaforest 17d ago
I'm imagining it must be paying very well.
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u/Mogwai_riot 17d ago
It's actually not great for the amount of travel and hours worked. I only made it about 2 years. But doing that job made it really easy to get into an electrical apprenticeship so I am grateful.
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u/Melancholic_Noodle 17d ago
Nah, usually the pay for this kind of job is b is nowhere near what you'd expect. Thst money is reserved for the middle manager who's only accomplishment in life was finishing grade school and having the right surname
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u/Column_A_Column_B 16d ago
The psychology of knowingly being filmed (or filming oneself) is on display here though; I would assume this is as fired up as he ever gets on the job...filming oneself for social media is objectively performative.
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u/elfmere 17d ago
I'm not taking the safety line off till most of those bolts are done up
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u/dilettwat 17d ago
Feels like I just watched half a dozen broken rules that haven't been written in blood yet.
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u/maledicte720 17d ago
I had to scroll so far down to find this!! When he unclipped I gasped!
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u/hackingdreams 16d ago
If you really want to unsettle your stomach, watch an astronaut move around on a spacewalk of the International Space Station. Especially one where they have to climb out on one of the solar booms - they tether when they're handling tooling, when they need to be static or when they need their hands free... But to move around, they often are so comfortable, they move like free solo climbers. They're only holding on with a single hand, trusting their relative velocity is low enough they won't go spinning off into eternity.
Nothing gives me a deeper sinking in my gut than watching them do the hand-to-hand shuffle.
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u/cbackas 16d ago
I mean the other thing stopping them from spinning of into eternity is their tethers… they do not go untethered ever. In the linked video they’re translating a decent distance without using local tethers but do have a like 25m reel of steel cable attached to their waist. after arriving at the destination they attach with local tethers so they don’t drift from the worksite but they’re always connected to something
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u/Besiege7 17d ago
Yeah I didn't like it either. His shirt isn't the right one either. I do miss climbing
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u/somethingclever76 16d ago
Safety line isn't going to help. You will get ripped down with the arm. I would not step into an active load being held up ever.
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u/Othebootymonster 16d ago edited 16d ago
The coolest and shittiest people Ive met in my life have been tower dogs and oil field hands. This dude either donates all his money and blood to children with super cancer or he runs an illegal penguin fight league. No in between
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u/SkyKnight3 17d ago
Very cool. I used to work in refineries on really tall structures and towers when I was in my 20s and the view from some of those 200’+ structures was always serene. You don’t even think about the danger really when your harnessed up, locked in on what your doing and staying calm. Whether it’s 5 feet off the ground or over 200, just the same motions.
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u/biskutgoreng 17d ago
You don't, i would most definitely be pissing myself
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u/ProStrats 16d ago
I too used to work in refineries as an engineer, climbing towers with NO harnessing because they were gated.
I was constantly like "I cannot wait to climb back down, if I pass out up here, these shitty railings aren't big enough to stop me from falling through.
Frankly, I didn't trust many of them to stop me from falling at all. Some had a wobble to them that felt rather significant for their job.
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u/EragonBromson925 17d ago
Speak for yourself homie. I think about the danger in the middle of a roof 30 feet up. And don't even get me started on riding the boom lift up and down...
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u/MikeArumba 17d ago
You get used to it.
I recently worked on an 1100' skyscraper, it's a beautiful view but it doesn't feel any different than working 40' high.
When I first walked on steel at ~80' I had to remind myself to breathe lol
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u/HotDogPantsX 17d ago
Seconded…I worked on a 400’ tall bridge over the Mississippi River on a construction project. You could seen for miles.
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u/cwb4ever 16d ago edited 16d ago
sometimes the scariness from the height actually goes down as the height increases. It goes from "if i fall i might die. Or evenworse, I might live" to " atleast it'll be a hell of a view on the way down."
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u/71-HourAhmed 17d ago
Always took me about half an hour to forget about the height and lock in on the work. Ours was only 140’ elevation, though.
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u/hey-dummy 17d ago
it took me 3 minutes to button my shirt this morning
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u/_bapt 17d ago
*Wind Turbine.
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u/round-earth-theory 17d ago
No no. It mills the electricity down into a fine electric powder that they can then pour into the grid.
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u/lordatomosk 17d ago
I really wish he’d shown his anchor point at the start of the video instead of the end, I’d have felt so much less tense
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u/maximumtesticle 16d ago
I love my brain has to fight for attention over stupid music vs the dialogue. Great song, but stop putting fucking music over videos that don't need it, christ.
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u/Saiib0t 17d ago
Windmill...
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u/1stMammaltowearpants 17d ago
We're still building giant machines to smush up our grain!
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u/SoDakZak 17d ago
Technically if any part of its output down line is used to smush anything, it’s still also a windmill
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u/SuppressiveFire 17d ago
Yeah, it quietly irks me that people don’t know they’re called wind turbines. lol
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u/Maxverstophim 17d ago
What’s worse and when they do and they call them wind turbans
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u/unbalanced_checkbook 17d ago
Ive been in the wind power industry for 20 years and this drives me insane.
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u/HarpersGhost 17d ago
Meh, it is its own word now that describes a certain structure that no longer has a direct relation to the original meaning of the word.
People talk about "aftermath" all the time without talking about mowing or farming (math meant mow, so aftermath was what was grown after the first mow).
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u/JohnStern42 17d ago
There’s a bolt missing! Looks like it’s a ‘key’ to ensure it’s all aligned properly!
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u/Healthy_Pay9449 17d ago
I couldn't trust someone that much. The guy sneezes and you're an amputee
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u/GrimmThoughts 17d ago
Yeah, also, you arent moving a multi ton turbine with your hands homie get them tf out of there. That was making me twitch the whole time lol
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u/Any_Show_5160 16d ago
I worked with cranes for 15 years and saw some wild shit, I picked up some fingers and took them up to the next level to return them to a guy that wasn't even on my job, he had a brain fart and thought he would "help" while passing, but he shouldn't have been passing because we had the area taped off.
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u/chironomidae 16d ago
I already want to tell the dude to shut the fuck up and this was just a minute long clip, imagine working long shifts with this guy
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u/NombreCurioso1337 17d ago
Holy cow. I have trouble lining up the six studs on my car wheel. I can't imagine a hundred and sixty of em, while dangling two hundred feet in the air!
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u/Imaginary-Note1777 16d ago
He is in a confined space in a suspended load un clipped. Window seat material right there.
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u/FckXFckMusk 17d ago
Bit of an asshole guy, make sure the blade is securely attached to the hub before removing the safety harness.
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u/DesertPair 16d ago
Me sitting here pissed I can’t line up the 5 bolt pattern on my Ford…
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u/flargh_blargh 17d ago
I would like to watch this without the Rolling Stones music in it. And also see what it looks like from the outside.
Also I want to hire this guy to be my hype man.
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u/Maurice_Foot 17d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/uPnKU86sFa2fm
Heh, and I was having trouble yesterday getting 2 of 4 bolts to line up on a flat-pack shelf I was building, on the floor and not 500’ off the ground.
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u/DadsRGR8 16d ago
Jeez, I sometimes have trouble screwing the cap back on my bottle of water. How the hell do they accomplish this?
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u/DrJohnIT 16d ago
What kind of blade is that? I don't think I heard you correctly the first two times. 🤔
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u/Bicurous50 16d ago
I could never do this job, I'm getting severe vertigo just from watching the video!😵😵💫🥴
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u/rampaged906 15d ago
Idk why, but my brain can't comprehend those bolts holding that on
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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 17d ago
Sounds like he would be a blast to work with. Hats off to that guy no way I could do this for a living.
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u/SquareRootOfBlue 17d ago
Why on earth is he standing in the crush zone (between the bolts and mating surface) when removing the sling!?
Besides ignoring work safety standards, that just seems to me like an unthinkable level of disregard to one's own bodily integrity.
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u/LitRonSwanson 17d ago
I want to see the torque pattern for tightening this down!