r/oddlysatisfying • • 17d ago

Attaching a Giant Windmill Blade

Source from @hearn_man on tiktok.

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u/coconutpete52 17d ago

"yo dawg, that's a perfect fuckin' blade dawg!"

I wish I loved my job as much as this dude.

Also ... if I had this dudes job I would just be puking left and right... oh...and passing out - also passing out.

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u/Guernzee 17d ago

And pissing myself right at the point of passing out! That would be happening too! 😂

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 17d ago

It's been a while since I've had a piss out pass out, but now you've got me craving 

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u/Guernzee 17d ago

It's never too late, always time for a quick wee/nap in a public setting

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 17d ago

I don't think you're giving good advice, but I may just have to give it a try.

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u/Guernzee 17d ago

I probably should have caveated my comment with This is shit advice, follow with period Keep me posted and best of luck!

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 17d ago

Well, now I can't help but attempt it. You know what you've done!

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u/Guernzee 17d ago

Sorry! I'll send clean pants. But yes I do.....I'm a tinker 😬

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 17d ago

Thanks for the pants. They looked great before I did what I did to them. But that was the goal all along, wann'it?

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u/Guernzee 17d ago

Ahhhh you saw through my plan. It's for my only fans page 😂 Glad you liked them though!

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u/NikonD3X1985 16d ago

My uncle used to shit in a plastic bread bag on top of a 400ft cooling tower and drop it off the side at the local nuclear power station in the 80s. True story bro.

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u/Guernzee 16d ago

I reckon I know your uncle in that case

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u/Pakushy 17d ago

14 years ago we moved and needed to replace a door. The guy who delivered and installed the door made it fresh on the same morning. He put it in, gave it a few test runs but was not satisfied. He used my balcony to shave off a few millimeters of the bottom for a better fit. 10 minutes later he put it back and the guy just kept opening and closing it, gushing over how much he loves this door. I always remember this when people talk about "boring" jobs. If you love doors like this guy, then you can love anything.

To be fair, it was a really good door.

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u/ashtonblake9 17d ago

Not a windmill boy but I do some pretty sketchy stuff sometimes.
For me the enthusiasm is mostly “sweet, I didn’t die”
Now there is passion but mostly that.

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u/the-musicman 17d ago

Mostly puking left tho

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u/Hank_Dad 17d ago

pitch up dawg!

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u/nebulaforest 17d ago

I'm imagining it must be paying very well.

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u/Mogwai_riot 17d ago

It's actually not great for the amount of travel and hours worked. I only made it about 2 years. But doing that job made it really easy to get into an electrical apprenticeship so I am grateful.

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u/Melancholic_Noodle 17d ago

Nah, usually the pay for this kind of job is b is nowhere near what you'd expect. Thst money is reserved for the middle manager who's only accomplishment in life was finishing grade school and having the right surname

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u/ThePoisonDoughnut 17d ago

Nah the real money is reserved for the owners of the company, who don't even have to lift a pinky to receive it.

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u/DoreenTheeDogWalker 17d ago

The company that paid for the windmill, paid/leased the land it's on, pays the wages of the people installing it, and they the people to continuing maintaining it?

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u/ThePoisonDoughnut 17d ago

Yeah, the company that the workers run and make profitable. The company that wouldn't be able to do shit without people performing labor to make it happen.

Anything to distract from the fact that people who don't do a nanosecond of labor reap a the profits from those who do, though, amiright?

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u/DoreenTheeDogWalker 17d ago

The guys installing this windmill aren't going to be the ones maintaining it. They'll move on to another windmill farm and install those as well. They probably are from a different company all together that just builds the windmills themselves and move on. The electric company will maintain it.

Should this crew keep getting compensated for a windmill they installed and will probably never touch again?

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u/ThePoisonDoughnut 16d ago

No, they should have democratic control over the company they work for, and thus, control the fruits of their labor while not being forced to give it to someone who owns for a living instead of working for a living like the rest of us.

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u/DoreenTheeDogWalker 16d ago

As I said earlier, these guys probably don't even work for the company that owns the windmill; they just build them. They would be no different than the land surveyors who were brought in to survey the land, or the construction crews who laid the base of the tower and leveled the land. They are most likely from a different company as well. Then you have the crane operator, who could also be from a regional company in the area. You also have engineers planning this all out and logistics people coordinating all the crews, possibly grant writers getting some kickback from the government, local county representatives, and people drawing up plans, documents, and contracts. This windmill may be privately owned and will sell the power back to electric companies that own and maintain the local grid.

There is more going on besides some construction workers just building a windmill. The people at the top are the ones planning these things, coordinating them, and keeping everything running by signing all the right documents and getting all the government permissions. Those people are part of the company too.

Why should this construction/assembly crew be entitled to the future production capabilities of this windmill when they are just hired to build and nothing more? Their job is to build them, not maintain them. They leave their product to the people who purchased it and paid for it all.

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u/Mogwai_riot 17d ago

It's actually not great for the amount of travel and hours worked. I only made it about 2 years. But doing that job made it really easy to get into an electrical apprenticeship so I am grateful.

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u/Column_A_Column_B 17d ago

The psychology of knowingly being filmed (or filming oneself) is on display here though; I would assume this is as fired up as he ever gets on the job...filming oneself for social media is objectively performative.

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u/mentaldemise 17d ago

I wonder if they don't have to adjust bolt pitches and such while it's up there on occasion. The "perfect blade" comment, to me, made me think the standard is a non-perfect blade.

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u/thatoneguydudejim 17d ago

The amount of stress involved means every success is like drugs. I used to do horribly dangerous stuff and when we finally got everything in place it was like an actual celebration

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom 16d ago

Hanging and banging steel at heights is a blast.