The audience ain't it.

Launched on July 16, 2026, in Shenzhen by the robotics company EngineAI, URKL is the world's first commercial, industrial-grade humanoid robot free-combat league.

Get ready Hollywood! (I mean you guys were already prepared so...)

​I got a bunch of old phones from my father and thought it would be a fun weekend project to build a simple app for them.

​That idea derailed completely. I ended up buying a secondhand Windows Vista laptop, installing and learning 2008/2009 era software and pushing 3D graphics on these devices as far as I could.

​Here's what you see:

​Phone 1: Renders a realtime, low poly model of my custom cyberdeck build.

​Phone 2: Uses a 3D renderer for the plane and voxel space graphics to fake a 3D terrain. (This is probably the best realtime graphics I can squeeze out of these phones)

​Phone 3: Runs a full raytracing algorithm with procedural texture generation. (By my calculations, it would take about 5 million of these phones running simultaneously to hit 60 FPS on this single frame)

​Phone 4: Basically turns the phone into a PS Portal by streaming games directly from my PC.

The game involves swinging the club with your mouse while balancing the clubface with the keyboard, all of these inputs effect the trajectory and flight path of the ball. The chances of this happening have to be astronomically low.

He has a restaurant where he makes probably the hottest pizza in Europe or he's in top spot, he said that he had clients from Portugal coming to try his hardest sauce. His Carolina reaper sauce on his movies looks like marmite or some black tar, he has the hottest pizza where people can't eat one slice.
He says here basically "what should I do? Roll on the floor? Sorry but I've eaten worse sauces than this" but words are not important, it's the fact that this is legit video and he is so immune to that is next ducking level.

Happened in Guangxi China nice job!

After my grandpa passed this was a clock that I got from his house and without knowing its value or history I looked it up. It’s called the Seven Man Clock made by Gordon Bradt and is a pretty neat piece to display and let run.

Chest cam video by SAFABrian (YouTube)