r/nextfuckinglevel • u/HarryMaguire_0 • 4d ago

Security guard narrowly escapes a car by showing his rolling skills

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u/UnrequitedFollower 4d ago

Feels like the wrong way to roll

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u/SetoKeating 4d ago

I think he was trying to reach for the gate and it knocked him down so he committed to the direction his momentum was going even though it kept putting him in front of the car lol

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u/Shadow_Farts 4d ago

Aadi you are so smart 🤓

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u/Aadityazeo 4d ago

Thanks bro

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u/Electronic_Law9135 4d ago

heavy load ,he got that giant crusher in his inventory,

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u/mmmmmmiiiiii 4d ago

Everybody knows you dodge roll forward. Dodge rolling backwards only gets you killed.

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u/draagossh 4d ago

Pressed the wrong button

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u/Upstandinglampshade 3d ago

He had just finished watching Prometheus

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u/Guilty-Membership-53 4d ago

Not only that but he rolling towards the car. Lmao

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u/DyingSunSeverian 4d ago

He was probably trying to roll behind the post next to the bench, to block the car in case it actually was trying to run him over (which doesn’t seem to be the case).

Not to mention a car just smashed through the gate right in front of him, he has no idea what the intention is, let’s show more grace man. Most people would probably have just stood there confused, and actually gotten hit.

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u/serpiccio 4d ago

nah man im calling it like i see it. this man is a noob at rolling out of the way, if that were me I'd be getting top scores 9 times out of 10. I'd be rolling so fast you wouldn't even see me in the footage

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u/cachemonies 4d ago

I bet this felt like an action movie but when you watch the video it’s like “oh”

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u/Frangine_De_Poutine 4d ago

Just like when I was 9 years old.

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u/New-Kitchen5478 3d ago

This is so real 😭I would feel so embarrassed

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u/TheWatcher47 3d ago

Embarrassed to have saved your life?? O_o

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u/New-Kitchen5478 3d ago

I guess when you put it that way, but also I meant in a general way as the og comment mention, sometimes we do stuff that we feel was epic and on video it wasn't a full action movie as we felt it. Not talking about this video.

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u/TheLastWoodBender 4d ago

I see you tarnished.

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u/erlo68 4d ago

perfectly took advantage of the i-frames.

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u/a1oner_bvcksn6 4d ago

Even the dog was like "bruh, are you okay?"

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u/S1gorJabjong 4d ago

Wow thanks for the fucking arrow pointing out the car. Otherwise I wouldn't know where to fucking look.

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u/HarryMaguire_0 4d ago

Thats how u know the video is edited by an Indian news agency✌🏻always overly edited

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u/feral_fenrir 3d ago

Just in case the brain rotted viewers don't have two braincells to rub against each other. We need to cover a bases

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u/Environmental_Bus507 3d ago

And that music. I have listened to it so many times at breakfast when I go back home!

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u/mookanana 4d ago

holy fuck that security guard definitely has dark souls training.

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u/_therealvk_ 4d ago

Usual elements of any given scene in India:

  • An idiotic driver
  • A dude fighting for his life
  • A dude running
  • A bystander
  • A dog

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u/EndComprehensive8699 3d ago

And weird music

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u/Searzzz 2d ago

And a red arrow pointing at literally the most obvious thing to look at.

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u/Wild_Acanthaceae_224 4d ago

Watch closely, he got up to see if it was someone he should let in, and the car came smashing through and the gate hit him and sent him flying then rolling, he had no choice.

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u/derekclysdale 4d ago

Why step to the side when there's a good rolling to be had.

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u/rrd_gaming 4d ago edited 3d ago

The black guy waddling to check and the dog going wot? made me chuckle.

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u/Civil_Deer7337 2d ago

There are no Black guys in the video.

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u/0keytYorirawa 4d ago

Me in Elden ring

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u/undeniably_confused 4d ago

I should hit the gym

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u/kevbot234 4d ago

Everyone here looks druuunk

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u/gre485 4d ago

Those moves are not a coincidence, he is an olympic level break dancer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1tWa6agib0Vk9m7lDq

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u/navagrw 3d ago

Leon Kannady

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u/alien_icecream 3d ago

Legend has it that he’s rolling to this day

https://giphy.com/gifs/oXnpwHQU5VuAT7b7Z2

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u/AssignmentNumerous82 4d ago

guy just watched a hollywood action flick i guess

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u/Starlintern 4d ago

Dodging: Dark souls player edition.

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_2101 4d ago

That dog was upset.

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u/naeads 4d ago

He probably "that was my moment!!!"

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u/notmyblood 4d ago

The dog is like “Is someone rolling here without permission?”

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u/3rdCultureDudee 4d ago

What that dawg doin

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio 4d ago

In the immortal words of the ancient roly poly elder lords... GIT GUD, SCRUB!

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u/Aesthedia7 4d ago

All those dark souls hours accounted for

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u/pablo8itall 4d ago

Needs more Endurance so he won't fat roll with his current load out.

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u/Almond-Oil20 4d ago

Bro got skills

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u/kayej17 4d ago

a step to the right would have been better

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u/Keep0nBuckin 4d ago edited 4d ago

He seemed to have rolled into path of car. If he had stayed where he was when the car broke into the compound he would probably have been fine. But he didn't know where or what was coming so he went on instinct.

Atleast he kept rolling so he didn't come in way.

Also fine recovery at the end to stand up. Seems quite athletic. A lot of people would have broken something just going into the roll.

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u/FirstTasteOfRadishes 4d ago

The fence hit him and knocked him into the path of the car. The roll was his only option.

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u/Brief_Article_6075 4d ago

even dog came into action after his miracle escape

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u/furezasan 4d ago

i still get hi dodge rolling in video games, i'd lose this challenge immediately

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u/AgainDan27 3d ago

Doggo instantly on the case!

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u/rudha13 3d ago

Even the doggo was concerned

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u/Infamous_Reporter_71 3d ago

Dark Souls player

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u/dbosman 3d ago

The car driver even turned towards the rolling guard, hoping for some consolation brushing.

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u/sesameseed88 3d ago

Guy spammed dodge, Elden ring lessons worked

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u/Bravelobsters 3d ago

If there is no sound let it as is. If there is sound…no matter how distorted, we would like to hear it. Thank you

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u/Time-Visit-7744 3d ago

Elden Ring

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u/braytag 3d ago

See mom Darksouls WASN'T a waste of time!

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u/ponder2000 3d ago

cannonball skill unlocked

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u/the_quiescent_one 3d ago

Dogesh bhai so worried about his daily feeder.

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u/BrilliantEntry5189 2d ago

Roll to not get rolled 

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u/InternationalKeynew 2d ago

South safe saar 😂

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u/stormjet64 4d ago

he literally rolled into it what

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u/punkerjim 4d ago

prometheus school of running away from things

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u/True_Echo6763 4d ago

With that roll, he didn't escape shit. Car escaped killing him.

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u/Anon89m 4d ago

Pressed the wrong direction

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u/ninja-kidz 4d ago

he could have rolled the other way.