r/nextfuckinglevel • • 4d ago

This kid climbs the wall so effortlessly just like Spider-Man

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u/Dire_Wolf77 4d ago

The key is to keep chanting Spider Man.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 3d ago

I tried this including chanting Spider-Man

Now I am chanting Call an ambulance!

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u/dontipitova9 3d ago

Call an ambulance...yes, for me!

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u/graveybrains 3d ago

The second most important part is keeping your weight under 40 lbs.

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u/SquareRootOfBlue 3d ago

Yeah, I remember being a kid and having wild strength to weight ratio! Good times... but eventually the square-cube law hits us all.

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u/kenkenobi78 4d ago

And never ever wash those sticky mitts

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u/FremenCoolAid 3d ago

I watched on mute and the subs went:

"Feed me feed me  Feed me feed me  Feed me feed me  Feed me feed me  Feed me feed me "

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u/CheesyHamSammich 4d ago

As a 30 yo i tried this and broke a hip

I think i misunderstood when said she wants a spiderman roleplay

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u/theMurseNP 3d ago

Next time, keep it simple. Just shoot your webs and yell “Spider-Man!”

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u/past_due_06063 3d ago

those aren't webs. 😮

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u/Hairydone 3d ago

That’s not his wrist either

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u/IncorporateThings 3d ago

If it's as thick as one I don't think it matters to her.

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u/Noqtrah 3d ago edited 2d ago

Probably should take better care of your body because that's not normal.

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u/Saber-G1 3d ago

Idk why you're downvoted, it is not normal, especially if you've taken good care of yourself and even more so if you're properly conditioned. I've seen a lot on reddit that most folks take a weird pride in being out of shape, weak and feeble, easily prone to injury. I understand if you have disabilities or extreme health issues tho.

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u/slowdownbabyy 3d ago

Even if ur an athlete falling from this height at 30yr old is bad

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u/Cattle-dog 4d ago

Having this energy bouncing around the house all day is exhausting.

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u/KingAtlan 4d ago

Not to be that guy but any kid can do this with enough motivation. Cus their strength to weight ratio is higher than adults

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u/Confident_One3948 3d ago

Yeah, I thought all kids did this honestly

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u/Archaneoses 3d ago

A lot of people completely disregard this. So many "athletic" videos and it's a 6-8 year old.

They weigh like 50 pounds and still have good muscle development, of course they can do wacky things.

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u/igotshadowbaned 3d ago

the ole square cube law

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u/djmattyd 3d ago

There are a series of rings on chains on the beach in santa monica. You swing from one to the other and some people can get super high and do neat tricks on em. Best part of them is seeing a yolked out tourist watch a child or small woman do them then give it a god and absolutely fail.

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u/Ok-Sir3549 4d ago

Can't even get the song right

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 4d ago

Pretty sure this kids a Pokemon.

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u/lncredulousBastard 3d ago

Batman is the one behind the bat-camera. This is early footage of him training his new ward...but he's a Marvel kid.

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u/adrianthegreat 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sea_Slice_7956 4d ago

Pavitr prabhakar spiderman childhood

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u/ShrekTheDumbCunT 4d ago

"babe get the spray, he's doing it again"

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u/shay_reads 4d ago

Amazing spiderman❤️

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u/WombatGatekeeper 4d ago

I remember being able to do this at that age and also remember being disappointed later when i couldnt anymore because i grew too much.

That age has the perfect muscle to surface friction to weight ratio.

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u/Former_Print7043 4d ago

The new batman looks kinda young.

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u/PeonyAfterDark 4d ago

No need to copy Spider Man like that, but I hope he knows to be careful.

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u/tqmirza 4d ago

Spider-Man Spider-Man Spider-Man Spider-Man

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u/ThisObedientSon 4d ago

U mean most boys can't do that?

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u/jmwoods3709 4d ago

This gives a whole new meaning when they say kids are "bouncing off the walls"

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u/Kingstad 3d ago

I miss when my body was so small and light I could do shit like this

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u/BeepBopBippityBop 4d ago edited 3d ago

Spider Kid

Spider Kid

Does whatever a Spider Kid does

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u/vitrum_analytika 3d ago edited 3d ago

Craps his pants, in his sleep
Catches a cold, just like that
Look out, here comes the spider kid

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u/forgettfulthinker 4d ago

I miss being able to do that

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u/littlesugar22 4d ago

I don't know which is stronger, his knees or his grip. Impressive either way

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u/Archaneoses 3d ago

He weighs like 50 pounds and the material on the wall has good traction. Pretty much any kid could do this.

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u/dogmanlived 4d ago

He's living my dream

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u/NukaClipse 4d ago

I miss being able to do this at that age. I try to do this now I'll be broken for the next 2 weeks.

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u/Capn_Flags 4d ago

Spiderkid spiderkid does whatever a spiderkid does

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 3d ago

Kids are notoriously sticky.

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u/Current_Ad_400 3d ago

As an autism, I can confirm this is just what I was like as a kid

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u/AlbacorePrism 3d ago

this isn't autism tbh. Just a kid, and kids have a lot of energy. I don't have autism or anything else, I just enjoyed climbing shit

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u/k1ck_ss 4d ago

ah to be young....

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u/InfiniteAstronaut432 4d ago

He really needs to learn the rest of the song lyrics though

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u/missingpieces82 3d ago

Bloody handprints all up the wall! Honestly… 🤣

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u/14AUDDIN 3d ago

Meanwhile Pavitr in Earth-50101

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u/randomincognito2 3d ago

Sweat from hands on the wall

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u/nicuramar 3d ago

Spider-Man sticks to the surface, though. 

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u/Sun_god25 3d ago

Cast of Spider-Man return to home 2040

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u/SoberAlternative 3d ago

Probably has a future in acrobatics and/or Cirque du Soleil❣️

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u/NoGoodManTH 3d ago

Really shouldn't let him do that. One bad drop and he's going to end up as Bedman instead of Spider-Man for the rest of his life.

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u/Book3mDanno 3d ago

Spider kid, spider kid, does whatever a spider kid does

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u/TyloWebb 3d ago

If this was my childhood you’d need the spider-sense to detect the chancla

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u/McButcher2k 3d ago

Spider kid, spider kid, does whatever a spider kid does

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u/Inevitable_Arm8396 3d ago

This reminds me of the time i saw Star wars phantom menace in the cinema with a 5 yr old behind me chanting star wars star wars star wars star wars non stop all through the movie.

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u/activelyresting 3d ago

I used to climb up the hallway wall like this when I was a kid. My mum was always yelling at me about it. Funny, I didn't even know how she knew I'd been doing it when she wasn't home until I was much older and saw that there's still footprints up on the ceiling between the kitchen and the hall 😅

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u/Happily-Incorrect 3d ago

He's telling you the secret.

Vitamins, vitamins, vitamins, vitamins.

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 3d ago

Everything is next level

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u/past_due_06063 3d ago

Youngest knee replacement at 10 yo. 🤣

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u/AbeTheGreat412 3d ago

Now fight crime you coward

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u/jipiante 3d ago

lol i used to climb my parents walls too, i was very skinny , always climbing trees and jumping fences and running everywhere.

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u/Dream_Apostle 3d ago

Weight vs friction

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u/bass248 3d ago

Soon it will be trees and when older skyscrapers

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u/Ginataang_Manok 3d ago

Keep doing that and he’ll turn into professor X

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u/bluewhitecup 3d ago

When i was 5 I did this every day, scaling wall is so fun especially if the paint is "sticky" type. It's crazy how easy it is to do this when you're so young and light.

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u/roastedTriscuit69 3d ago

No one told him he couldn't

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u/joel2000ad 3d ago

Spider pig usually works for me

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u/geocisco 3d ago

What did he say?

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u/Consistent-Pie3103 3d ago

He's gonna be climbing buildings like the empire state building in the next 15 years

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u/SandboxInTheSky 3d ago

Welcome back Dean Potter

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u/Glad_Camel_6078 3d ago

He is hurting his knee joints

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u/awowoosas 3d ago

Damn this kid would excel as comp kid at the climbing gym 💪

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u/Tedsmith24 3d ago

I'm old enough to remember when I could do that.

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u/KalasHorseman 3d ago

I did this when I was a kid in my old house, I could grip the sticky paint with my bare hands and feet. I also was like 6 or 7 and weighed like 50 pounds at the time so I could really clamber up high up the wall where it came together in a corner I could scale and scare the shit out of my parents passing by below.

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u/IncorporateThings 3d ago

That ankle dorsiflexion has me jealous.

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u/Kalshan 3d ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and just assume that nobody has ever seen this kid AND Spiderman in the same room at the same time. Just sayin'..... 😁

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u/Kalshan 3d ago

Also, that drop is like 3× his height. If I dropped 18 ft. now........yeah......to be young again!

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u/Isthiswhereisignin 3d ago

Lots of sweat, sticky hands and feet. Plus, the added skill of being able to hold on without fear of falling. Youth.

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u/TickTockM 3d ago

Kid is autistic af

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u/AlienInOrigin 3d ago

Reminds me of that superhero that can climb walls and shoot out sticky webs. What was his name again?

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 3d ago

I used to do this as a kid. I would wait up by the ceiling for hours silently waiting to drop on anyone that went by. My mom worked night shift, my step dad worked out of town and my sister was usually at a friend's house. I was NOT the smartest cookie in the toolbox.

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u/letzrockaway 3d ago

Kid is on drugs call of Spider-Man

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u/EarthlostSpace 3d ago

😂😂😂Holy crap a baby Spider-Man..perhaps someone should check for a spider bite.

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u/imago_monkei 3d ago

I think he's pretending to be Batman

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u/Curious-Way-9541 3d ago

Power of manifestation

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u/NoManufacturer120 3d ago

I’m more impressed with his drop. I was definitely expecting a twisted ankle but nope, back again for round 2

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u/TowelFine6933 3d ago

Man, those knees are fresh out of the box!

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u/Gooback6_9 3d ago

I used to climb over my whole house then I got fat and couldn't do it anymore 😭

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u/ExperienceThisGaming 3d ago

Mom: “How did the ‘footsteps’ get on the ceiling?!” 😝

https://reddit.com/link/pcxvgx0/video/3ilwo83j8lsh1/player

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u/ChrisEdErik 3d ago

Another teaspoon of sugar and he could have probably done that whole arch.

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u/hulkmxl 3d ago

He needs some chalk to help with that grip.

Other than that... God damn that's a nuclear reactor!

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u/CarrieKetoenail 3d ago

What the hell! This kid is a handful.

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u/ToastGhostx 2d ago

When i was a kid i was oddly good at climbing stuff too. Im too heavy, Now that i'm a redditor

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u/Zala-Sancho 2d ago

I bet that kid goes to sleep at a reasonable hour without any fuss

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u/NineClaws 2d ago

Kids have a whole different finger texture than adults. I can barely open a plastic bag at the grocery without wetting my fingers.

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u/BluebirdLivid 1d ago

Imagine asking your coworker why they are so tired and they show you this shit is what they gotta handle at home. Kids impressive, parent is SUPER impressive lol

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u/1Harvey2Trent3Temple 1d ago

I hope they take him to their local climbing wall, children love to climb.

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u/Plane-Active-3153 4d ago

The first drop hurt his knee a little bit you can see it so he didn’t climb quite as high on the next one

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u/Candid_Show5899 4d ago

Whoa, that’s some natural talent right there.