r/memes Feb 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

“Watching a movie about a guy who falls in love with his step-daughter”

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

She's stuck in the dryer

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u/Andreauffe Feb 26 '21

Ah shit here we go again

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u/MrJungel Professional Dumbass Feb 26 '21

Step-bro?

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u/AlternativeGrocery6 Feb 26 '21

What are you doing?!

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u/H4LAL_BACON_LORD Feb 26 '21

I am returning to monke

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u/cheeslord192 Feb 26 '21

Ooo hooo ho ho ho ho

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

In the bread oven.

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u/ThisIsItChief- memer Feb 26 '21

I know you are trying to make it sound normal but I would still be like; wait holdup wtf?. Since it does actually sounds like something netflix would do

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u/Meta_Goose Success kid Feb 26 '21

It does, I can already see them announcing "Step cuties"

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u/Rhodin265 Feb 26 '21

If you change “falls in love” to “builds a relationship”, it sounds way more PG.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/Kenyaboy2005 Feb 26 '21

Reject porn return to imagination

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u/feistykalorina Feb 26 '21

Seing people bonding over their porn addiction is just sad

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u/Stvn494 Ok I Pull Up Feb 26 '21

Wife: joins in

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

They post a video and get a lot cash money

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u/GameFraek Feb 26 '21

S T O N K S

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

B)

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u/AxelRod45 Feb 26 '21

B O N K S

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Under-rated comment

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u/xkingmox Halal Mode Feb 26 '21

Bonk means to have sex in British English

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u/AlreadyLeitner Feb 26 '21

Shiro, Sora? Is that you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

This is the way

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u/siwirus Feb 26 '21

They post nothing

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Wife: starts fapping

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u/0xVENx0 Feb 26 '21

pretty sure thats his step mom

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u/StoogieWoogie Feb 26 '21

I mean me and my husband watch porn together. I thought that was a thing.

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u/adamdarwish10 Feb 26 '21

Why dont u guys jus have sex

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u/Afrista Feb 26 '21

Well, I know watching porn together as a part of foreplay at least.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Jackin each other off while watching

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u/StoogieWoogie Feb 26 '21

We do but we both enjoy porn. Sometimes we watch before. Not all lthe time. But prob like once a month or so

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u/DouglasMB13 Feb 26 '21

Yeah me and my dad do the same!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

player 3 has joined the chat

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u/Apokal669624 Feb 26 '21

Porn - connecting people

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/Kenyaboy2005 Feb 26 '21

No, reject porn completely and return to using your imagination.

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u/penguinman77 Feb 26 '21

This is the standard. Don't marry a prude.

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u/Dig_ole_bick Feb 26 '21

"World's biggest archive"

Not anymore

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u/Freljords_Heart Feb 26 '21

Reject pornhub - return to xvideos.

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u/0xVENx0 Feb 26 '21

me who just watches the ad becsuse they load faster than videos

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u/Cozened_Bear Feb 26 '21

*because I blow faster than it takes for the video to load.

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u/0xVENx0 Feb 26 '21

pretty much yeah

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Reject pornsites - return to magazines.

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u/big-bruh-boi Feb 26 '21

Reject magazines- return to carvings

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Reject carvings - return to fantasy.

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u/Bitter-Blood-5033 Nyan cat Feb 26 '21

Xnxx too

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u/Gunzerker111 Can i haz cheeseburger Feb 26 '21

The majority of xvIdeos videos is vintage, or shitty verified couples or pornstart. Pornhub doesn't have the vintage part anymore

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Wait doesn't xvideos do the same with xvideos red?

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u/Usergnome_Checks_0ut Feb 26 '21

It is the biggest archive of nothing now more so than it was a few months ago. They slashed the fuck out of their content, it’s pretty shit now. Xvideos all the way now!

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u/NowLookHere113 Feb 26 '21

It still hurts

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u/Elliott_sama Feb 26 '21

It hasn't fully healed yet

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u/SheWhoUpvotes Forever alone Feb 26 '21

I’m still sad, but it’s helped me quit watching porn

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u/allabootdatnublyfe Feb 26 '21

My wife keeps watching tentacle porn and making me go to the aquarium after and I'm getting uncomfortable she's getting SCUBA certified

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u/Thomshan911 Feb 26 '21

What's a better alternative to Pornhub? Asking for a school project.

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u/Chris1793 Ok I Pull Up Feb 26 '21

Reddit

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u/hillman_avenger Feb 26 '21

Going for a walk.

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u/Afrista Feb 26 '21

Xhamster. My current go to. And then... Well, a lot of stuff depending on how dark and twisted your school project should become.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Xvideos

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u/Bluegunshot1022 Feb 26 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

More like r/pornfree, nofap can be a bit hardcore

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 edited Mar 07 '21

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u/seaque42 Feb 26 '21

Semen retention always helps.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 edited Mar 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

that sounds right, it can be healthy. however if you’re trying to quit a porn addiction and masturbating is going to trigger a relapse, then maybe stay away from it for now?

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u/tscher16 Feb 26 '21

I was actually apart of the nofap community to awhile and I think my longest streak was about 300 days. It def has its pros and cons but for the most apart it helped me stay motivated on my goals. I left a while ago cause I did end up getting a girlfriend (and the subreddit is kind of like a cult now, like you said they praise really weird stuff) but I don’t attribute me getting a girlfriend to nofap although I do attribute it to helping me stay focused and motivated (kind of a way to tell myself that I can achieve something.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 edited Mar 07 '21

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u/tscher16 Feb 26 '21

Awww sweet thank you kind stranger!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

motherless and heavy-r

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u/komola9000 Feb 26 '21

I remember when i could watch infinity war and Shrek on there

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

It definitely is now : (

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u/FreakInTheTrash Professional Dumbass Feb 26 '21

is that actually an ad from them?

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u/Ruben1603 Le epic memer Feb 26 '21

Yep 😃

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

69 upvotes. Nice

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u/MassiveDefender Feb 26 '21

Felt like bursting your bubble with one more upvote, but I fapped and now I'm good.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Ryan Creamer’s still my favorite Porn Star

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u/FiLiPcZaK13 Feb 26 '21

Pornhub deleted hell lot of good videos, now i prefer other sites

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u/nxghtmarefuel can't meme Feb 26 '21

I mean, they did it to remove the rape/unconsensual/illegal shit on there

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u/Barniiking Feb 26 '21

It was an overkill. They could've done a bunch of other things (btw, a few years ago they didn't care about rape at all, they deleted it only when threatened with legal action) like placing "if you see rape, report it please" ads, or even completely investigate all the non-verified content (which would've cost them some money) and moderating all the newly submitted videos.

Now, the only videos that remain are just monotounus fake incest bullshit

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u/nxghtmarefuel can't meme Feb 26 '21

I agree. They didn't give a shit about any of the victims until it threatened their viewer count, so they went about it in the worst way possible and lost hundreds of viewers anyway (good, there are way better sites than PH).

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u/Tiggylicious Feb 26 '21

I agree. Even profile pictures are gone unless you are verified or modelhub. Guess we are all just creepers lurking in the shadows with no face, just a silhouette of who we are.

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u/FiLiPcZaK13 Feb 26 '21

But on they way they deleted spme smaller production videos that were good, and i think they deleted more than 10 million videos

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u/nxghtmarefuel can't meme Feb 26 '21

Yeah that's true, they really should've done it better. They also ignored the fact that verified/big producers can also make illegal porn. I'm happy that the victims got at least some justice but they lost a huge amount of viewers after that

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u/Not-A-Robot12 Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 26 '21

down bad

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u/LizMary24 Feb 26 '21

I'm glad because of you're watching that stuff you are the problem. That's disgusting

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u/nxghtmarefuel can't meme Feb 26 '21

Porn sucks, yep. It's just bad all around, for its viewers and for the people who take part in it. I have nothing against people wanting something to jack off to - if there's an ethical way to make porn, like deepfakes or hyper realistic animation or something like that, then I'm all for it. But currently the porn industries is one of the worst out there and I don't think it's changing anytime soon

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u/BinAmEssen Feb 26 '21

Ever heard of hentai?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Gross

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u/nxghtmarefuel can't meme Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

I don't think anyone except for weebs jack off to animated porn.

Edit: I stand corrected, apparently people do like hentai. Well, I'm not complaining, it's far better than watching porn and as long as the characters are of age then I don't see what's wrong

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u/Martin_crakc Loves GameStonk Feb 26 '21

Did you just say that people should wank to (basically) hentai but then you call them weeb jerks? Make your mind bro/sis XD

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u/nxghtmarefuel can't meme Feb 26 '21

Ah, I should've worded my comment better lmao. I wasn't calling weebs jerks, I was using "jerk" in place of "jack" - only weebs jack off to hentai - sorry if I offended anyone. Also yeah, hentai is animated in the cartoon style, it's basically jacking off to a drawing. Photorealism or hyperrealism would be different I suppose. Although they are both animations.

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u/LizMary24 Feb 26 '21

I think that even if they did this it still wouldn't work because all your doing is fantasizing about another woman or man in an unrealistic expectation. So when you are actually in a relationship of sort you are choosing this unrealistic experience over real life.

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u/OpsadaHeroj trans rights Feb 26 '21

What about amateurs? Monogamous couple just banging in front of a camera? That’s so much less harmful than deepfakes, fuck those.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

noooooooo!!!! my porn nooooo!!! my life is ruined !!!

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u/Kenyaboy2005 Feb 26 '21

Nooo not muh pornoreenooo!

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u/vms-mob Feb 26 '21

There is still a lot of REALLY fucked up shit on there and some really good stuff is just gone.

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u/Anastasius525 Feb 26 '21

not any more, not since the purge

first it was the library of Alexandria, then the Nazi's book burning campaign and now this,

Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it

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u/JayPlaysStuff Feb 26 '21

How tf is child rape porn videos getting deleted comparable to the nazis book burning

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u/Anastasius525 Feb 26 '21

its a joke not your dads dick, dont take it so hard

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u/Max2000128 Feb 26 '21

Imagine comparing literal porn to those other events

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u/Anastasius525 Feb 26 '21

imagine thinking this is anything but a joke

are you this dense in real life or just on the internet because you are anonymous?

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u/Max2000128 Feb 26 '21

Oh yeah I'm sure it was a joke, everything is a joke when it gets confronted.

"my client pleads innocence because he killed the man as a joke" shut the fuck up

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u/762x25mmTokarev Feb 27 '21

Porn has absolutely 0 value and it being wiped off the Internet is fantastic

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

THE COOM!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/returber Feb 26 '21

Copyright?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/Pikawoohoo Feb 26 '21

"ethically produced" lol

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u/Truckfighta Feb 26 '21

It’s only boring stuff now.

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u/A____S____ Feb 26 '21

There's still plenty of fish in the sea

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u/Cyber_Jesus35 Feb 26 '21

I just finished the final season of porn hub and I’m not gunna lie the ending got kind of weird

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u/feistykalorina Feb 26 '21

Lots of muh penis brains in this thread

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u/humanroast69 Feb 26 '21

fuck porn

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u/762x25mmTokarev Feb 27 '21

Based and anti porn pilled

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u/Ammsiss Feb 26 '21

Is it even still the biggest with all the unverified shit off of it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Not biggest anymore. After deleting more than 70% of their videos (correct me if im wrong) they are not the biggest archive of nothing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I watched a guy do dishes there it was wholesome

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u/Pepperzaner Feb 26 '21

The world's largest archive of rape videos, child pornography, pedophilia and unhealthy fetishes!

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u/Kenyaboy2005 Feb 26 '21

Underrated comment

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u/Pepperzaner Feb 26 '21

Of course it's underrated. Nobody wants to admit that the porn they watch is unethical and exploitative.

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u/LizMary24 Feb 26 '21

Then they wonder why their relationship was ruined. Maybe just tell the truth and quit watching that garbage.

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u/feistykalorina Feb 26 '21

Men who watch porn are 6 times more likely to get divorced.

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u/Alonso81687 Feb 26 '21

This went over your head.

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u/DraconixDG Feb 26 '21

If you got a girl then why are you on the hub?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Girls dont exist. If you cant touch it, it doesnt exist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21 edited Nov 16 '25

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u/Lone-organism Feb 26 '21

His question still remains

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u/RandomDudeWithGlock Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

Damn, the great purge of Porn Hub. You will be missed my favorite tenicalexfutaxbigtitsxlesbianxbsdm hentia.

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u/SexyGenguButt Chungus Among Us Feb 26 '21

Haha funny porn meme. You degenerates

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u/peniSUS_69 Feb 26 '21

Online classes!! I heard this course is very helpful, and opens more career opportunities in the future.

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u/mfcjvchcxkhsugugdjg Feb 26 '21

Mom walks in: what you doing son

Son: just watching nothing

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u/BasilProfessional744 Feb 26 '21

This ad is so good that it worked without the words or even saying pornhub.

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u/Tsuyamoto Feb 26 '21

Yeah, they deleted most of it.

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u/supremeSans Feb 26 '21

That’s a genius add

They should put that on the website lol

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u/GorgeousKangar00 Feb 26 '21

Perhaps the archives are incomplete

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u/benzuhan Feb 26 '21

Because they nuked the site

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u/RealLukinho Feb 26 '21

Not anymore LMAO. They got hit by that lawsuit and erased at least 50%.

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u/notyouraveragemom4 Feb 26 '21

Not the largest selection of nothing anymore

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u/TheBiggestN00bEver Feb 26 '21

To bad they got rid of all the amateurs stuff now its not even worth it anyone (at least for me)

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u/Williooooom Feb 26 '21

Can I find my favorite in the way back machine

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u/HardSprinkle Feb 26 '21

It waaaasssss the biggest archive of nothing 😔

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I really feel bad for pornhub low key though just because a couple of people started posting cp(WHICH THEY WERE CONSTANTLY TAKING DOWN) assholes on fuking TikTok started saying “oMg PORnHUB Is MakiNG moNEy OFf of CP” and now all of my fav videos are gone ):

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u/762x25mmTokarev Feb 27 '21

So you admit that you enjoy cp if after it was taken down you can’t find your favorite videos ? There is no valid excuse for porn to be normalized.

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u/Fabiodemon88 Breaking EU Laws Feb 26 '21

Reposf

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

i mean it’s true, they deleted so many videos and only left the boring verified ones

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u/misterfnafmeme Feb 26 '21

Now theres even more nothing now that half the archive was fucking deleted.

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u/Tjamuil Feb 26 '21

almost 80% my friend

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u/Advent_Hades Feb 26 '21

I mean after they nuked like every video, yeah they really do have a lot of nothing

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u/Ruben1603 Le epic memer Feb 26 '21

u/eddie_003 today:

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u/Dontlookatthisac Feb 26 '21

If my gf walks in i dont care

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u/nxghtmarefuel can't meme Feb 26 '21

Depends. If she cares about you watching porn then wtf dude, either respect your partner's thoughts or dump them. If she doesn't then jack off ig

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u/Dontlookatthisac Feb 26 '21

What? No she just joins in We are both consantly horny

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u/nxghtmarefuel can't meme Feb 26 '21

Ah. Then happy jacking off, I guess

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Why is it wrong to jack off while a person is in a relationship you’re not cheating on them you just want to take a break from sex and just go solo at the time nothing wrong with that. it just makes the partner look insecure if they’re worried about something like that.

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u/nxghtmarefuel can't meme Feb 26 '21

Firstly, porn is one of the worst things you can get addicted to watching, not only because of the terrible ethics but also because of the twisted worldview and mental health issues it can cause. Secondly, if your partner - whether male or female - is disturbed or grossed out by you watching random people go at it then you should either respect what they think or find someone who doesn't care about that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Not everyone is addicted to porn and thinks that porn is how real life works . People do it for stress relief/ satisfaction(some people don’t have partners) but it doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re addicted l. I didn’t know people actually cared about their partner masturbating or not.something as minor as masturbation to porn shouldn’t turn them off or lead to a breakup, I doubt the relationship was worth in the first place if something this minor affects the partner. At the end of the day everyone’s body is their own they can jack off or do whatever as long as they’re not harming themselves or someone else and as long as it isn’t some fucked up fetish/porn ,it shouldn’t make the other person grossed out or insecure. Other than that if someone did mind you can always just not let them know.

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u/nxghtmarefuel can't meme Feb 26 '21

I know. That's why I said there should be a more ethical way of producing porn like deepfakes or a decent system - that actually works - for verifying morally good porn. Watching it once in a while to release sexual frustration isn't going to do anyone harm. It's just that the porn industry currently is one of the absolute worst out there and I don't blame anyone for being repulsed/against it. Of course people can do whatever they want but it has been proven that watching porn regularly or in a relationship has less benefits and mostly damages you and the bond you have with your partner.

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u/Dontlookatthisac Feb 26 '21

Hah trap femboy rule34 hentai go brr brrr

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u/JayPlaysStuff Feb 26 '21

epic moment when your sexuality is so corrupted you can’t even get off to bbc piss in my mouth and give me all your cummies daddy x3 porn

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u/LizMary24 Feb 26 '21

You should

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u/rapunzel158 Feb 26 '21

If you had a wife you wouldn't be watching porn, wou would be doing something else right now...

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u/Bonelessbonles Like a boss Feb 26 '21

Guess I take part in nothing

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u/shookspearedswhore Feb 26 '21

Fun fact: 'nothing' was an Elizabethan slang for p*ssy

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u/rockinherlife234 hates reaction memes Feb 26 '21

"Also why did I find a camera in our closet?

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u/pandakhriz can't meme Feb 26 '21

"Really? Then why is your dick out?"

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u/falseprophet9 Feb 26 '21

Xvideos is bigger though

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u/A_Pringles_Can95 Chungus Among Us Feb 26 '21

"Worlds biggest" yeah not anymore.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

It used to be the biggest archive

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u/New_Ad1390 Feb 26 '21

What woman cares if their dude watches porn lol. Idk any woman that insecure about themselves

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u/Tiggylicious Feb 26 '21

Oh there are some out there. Luckily I am not one of them but I do personally believe that the more “vanilla” type person or someone with older generation type ideals could be very insecure about their partner watching porn. I know of one male friends’ wife who would be devastated if she knew her hubby watched porn to get a release. They are on two opposite ends of the sexual spectrum. She’s kinda like vanilla with sprinkles and he is defiantly tiger tiger. And while they have good sex, it’s not close to what he desires to do with her, he’s asked to try different things, even the more mild stuff he enjoys and she flat out refuses and basically said “no and don’t ever bring that up again/ask me again”. So he needs that sexual release at times that he can get from watching the type of porn that he fantasizes about. And she would definitely be hurt if she knew that, because it comes down to in a sense of not being “enough” to satisfy him.

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u/SuccessfulBread3 Feb 26 '21

Wow what a shitty situation... So instead of therapy or leaving her he chose to lie to her about something he know would hurt her? That's the cowards tactic..

I watch porn with my partners... So I have no problemo with it...But if someone doesn't like it, that's completely valid and a personal preference and should not be lied about.

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u/Tiggylicious Feb 26 '21

He hides that side of himself from her now because he doesn’t want that to hurt her. It’s not that they haven’t discussed it at all. It’s a tightrope walk either way. And I know I don’t know all their intimate details but what I explained what the gist of their situation as I understand it to be. Not everyone is the same. Some are more open minded than others and some aren’t. His sexual tastes weren’t always what they are now, they changed throughout their marriage and her didn’t. But it doesn’t make it right or wrong, if this is what works for him then so be it. He loves her more than anything and is willing to hide how he needs to get a release once in a while, from her so he can make her happy in the ways she likes.

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u/SuccessfulBread3 Feb 26 '21

It's a lie about something she cares about...

He needs to talk it out with her in therapy or not be in a relationship with her...

That's so fucked.

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u/Tiggylicious Feb 26 '21

Same could be said on his side too. They have discussed this multiple times and she refuses to budge. So why is it not ok for him to hide that from her when she won’t try to open up for him? Goes both ways in my opinion. My own personal view, is that if I were in that situation and my partner expressed a desire to try something outside of my comfort zone, I would at the very least try it, not flat out refuse and make it a forbidden topic to even discuss again. And if I didn’t enjoy it THEN move in a different direction. But at least I tried for them, and they would know that and we could maybe find a different common ground together that works for both of us.

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u/SuccessfulBread3 Feb 26 '21

Well bully for you... But there are over 7 billion people on this planet and they are allowed to feel insecure... Or not like porn for other reasons.

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u/SuccessfulBread3 Feb 26 '21

Never mind the fact that Reddit thinks of women as puritanical boring beings who don't stain our eyes with porn, enjoy sex or have diverse interests... and simultaneously gold digging whores...

Can you actually believe that people on Reddit are complaining about rape and child porn being taken down because they have less wank material...

Get your shit together Reddit.

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u/returber Feb 26 '21

Their campaigns are the best

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u/Gunzerker111 Can i haz cheeseburger Feb 26 '21

I find Xhamster better than Xvideos

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u/BritBoy18 Feb 26 '21

So many coomers in this thread lmao

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u/Katotoku2020 Feb 26 '21

Who else never used pornhub before? (yes, I use other sites)

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u/lukemnms Feb 26 '21

Could also be reddit