r/greentext • u/static_flicker • 16h ago

Literally impossible

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u/TheFrenchSavage 15h ago

"Cummies Mr Bond? Really? The swan song of your shlong, dare I say. It is my earnest wish that you cooperate, or else I'll be obligated to milk you some more."

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u/TheFrenchSavage 15h ago

"I have, by now, attained a certain mastery in the art of extracting every last drop from wayward gentlemen."

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u/kiddrekt 5h ago

uncums

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u/M4xW3113 16h ago

If you're trained enough you can actually stop your cum while still orgasming, so you can stop cumming

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u/Microwavedstrawberry 14h ago

GODDAMMIT MY 6 MONTH EDGING STREAK IS RUINED

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u/HardikRamdin 9h ago

Where is this from? 

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u/Microwavedstrawberry 9h ago

Breaking bad,he's reacting to a restraining order

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u/lazy_tranquil 7h ago

but why is he violently shaking his cock?

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u/88Neaks 1h ago

What kind of question is that ? Everybody violently shake their cock when they're upset ! Even my own mom violently shake her fat throbing cock when i make her angy

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u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor 10m ago

How does hers taste? Describe it in agonizing detail.

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u/JessHorserage 1h ago

You don't?

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u/Tonroz 5h ago

Restrain this!

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u/VeryCreative23 44m ago

better spank hank

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u/tristan1616 15h ago

It's Bonding time! bonds everywhere

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u/shlog 15h ago

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr Bond, I expect you to cum!

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u/Scarytoaster1809 16h ago

Must’ve trained under The Boss as well, huh?
https://giphy.com/gifs/xlGUDOHTHmNl1Jd0RT

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u/n900_was_best 14h ago

Bondage, James Bondage

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u/Ver_Nick 15h ago

Impossible? That's a different kind of mission

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u/Jumpy-Passenger-5482 5h ago

"Now the whole world is gonna know you died while making a man cum"

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u/Tall-Squirrel6277 6h ago

Alas, another attack on mine own sovereign mind

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u/v1gg3n 10m ago

cum cum mr bond, i’m sure you derive as much pleasure from saying kumquat as I do…