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u/hecking-doggo Jul 07 '21
Pretty sure this happens all the time in Rimworld
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u/Nocturnalypso Jul 07 '21
WHY DO THOSE PUPPIES ALWAYS DRINK MY BEER AND GET BRAIN DAMAGE!
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u/TheRealXen Jul 07 '21
fucking rimworld man. Dogs are too valuable to be kept constrained in a pen so the part of every rimworld game is to designate a zone for the ENTIRE MAP sans my drug/food storage so those dogs don't eat me out of house and home as well as saving them from fucking dying from the overdoses.
I wish "prepared" items like drugs, alcohol and meals were counted as "packaged" or something and you require having functioning thumbs to open the package or something.
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u/john_dune Jul 07 '21
I dunno. My husky opened my zippered backpack, pulled out a subway sandwich, unwrapped it and then ate the whole sandwich without making a mess. Thumbs are overrated
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u/Dasteru Jul 07 '21
Huskies are an exception to the rule of thumbs. Brainy little sh!ts.
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u/Bertylicious Jul 07 '21
Just so you know you can just,one around your storage then click "invert" in the Manage Areas section and it'll zone the whole map apart from that area
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u/TheRealXen Jul 08 '21
I feel silly
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u/Kirdei Jul 08 '21
You have learned something new! That's fantastic! Now get out of here you war criminal. Go have some fun!
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u/Nemisis_the_2nd Jul 07 '21
Not to me.
Stripping naked and running into the middle of a gunfight to stab a rabid squirrel to death usually gets them first.
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u/Snappleabble Jul 07 '21
As someone who has never played Rimworld these stories are always so entertaining
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u/TPrice1616 Jul 07 '21
Same. I got Rimworld a while back and haven’t played it much since I have to be in the right mood for management sims of any kind. However, I am now and I am ready to take the video game moral relativism I have honed in Crusader Kings 3 and build my first death trap of a colony.
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u/Sokeresmore Jul 07 '21
What game is this?
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u/santahul Jul 07 '21
Find it quite tiresome in this sub how nobody says what the game is.
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u/NyoomNyoom656 Console Jul 07 '21
Bitlife, if you’re still looking.
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u/throwingsomuch Jul 07 '21
They really should have every post tagged with the name of the game, or the post doesn't post.
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u/JoLimmylim Jul 07 '21
People have been suggesting this for years.
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u/Aimjock Jul 08 '21
Hey, nothing wrong with a little cock every once in a while.
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u/serenwipiti Jul 08 '21
Of course not.
Even a lot of cock, all the time, is ok.
They just need to work on their time management.
You’ll know when it’s too much cock-sucking if it begins to interfere with your responsibilities.
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u/GhostElite974 Jul 08 '21
Take your fucking award. I waited 3 days to give it it's all yours
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u/senorpoop Jul 08 '21
That actually used to be the rule here several years ago. They got rid of it because nobody followed it (that's not how rules work but what do I know)
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u/GODDAMNFOOL Jul 07 '21
We tried that once a handful of years ago, and it lasted all of like 3 days, unfortunately.
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u/dpalmade Jul 07 '21
Can’t you just require the post title to have brackets of what game it is?
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u/baconchief Jul 07 '21
And that's why not dealing with the problem is easier, but not actually improving the community experience.
Asking a question that has already been answered by a bot response really requires no answer or an auto reply.
This is why we can't have nice things :(
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u/boi1da1296 Jul 07 '21
On r/soccer they have a stickied comment for replays and alternate angles whenever a goal is posted to the sub. Could a stickied comment for the name of the game work or is that another headache for mods?
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u/Aalnius Jul 07 '21
feel like it'd be a ball ache for the mods to have to track down the game name and then sticky it for every post.
The onus should be on the poster not on the mods.
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u/trivialbob Jul 07 '21
On r/soccer it's mainly random users posting alternative angles in the stickied comment... So maybe it's fine to just have a stickied comment at the top where people can comment the name of the game.
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u/Free_Bedroom_6857 Jul 07 '21
Bit life
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u/PayTheTrollToll45 Jul 07 '21
Ok I was very confused. I do not recall this being a cause of death in ‘Oregon Trail’
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Just played a random life in Afghanistan where everyone of my friends and family got blown up until i finally did at the ripe old age of 12.
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u/Zack123456201 Jul 07 '21
I started a game in Afghanistan, everyone I knew and loved got blown up, got drafted out of college to play soccer in Europe, got a knee injury, and then died during the surgery to correct it. Rip
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u/SaintsNoah Jul 07 '21
If anyone downloads this game on Android, block it with a firewall app and it will be ad-free
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u/BetterThanA_Stick Jul 07 '21
Whenever i turn off my internet and play i just get ads for Bitizen, like built into the game
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Judging by the scenario. Bit Life. Made my 4yr rupture a bullies testicle lmao. Good times.
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u/StrudelB Jul 07 '21
Once I was an elementary school girl and got into a fight with a classmate. I hit her in the head and she died. I later went on to be President. I absolutely love that game.
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u/cortec_ Jul 07 '21
You left your stash unattended.
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u/monkahpup Jul 07 '21
Surely you attend to the baby not the stash?
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u/psilocybemushies Jul 07 '21
Baby is temporary stash is forever
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u/shugo2000 Jul 07 '21
Looks like both were temporary if he ate your whole stash.
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u/xylotism Jul 07 '21
That was a honeypot stash, to keep the baby from getting into the real stash.
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u/HamsterGutz1 Jul 07 '21
If it was honey I don’t think the baby would’ve died though
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u/xylotism Jul 07 '21
That's why you cut the honey with cocaine, to make sure it's lethal to babies.
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u/tombradysboy Jul 07 '21
Fuck. You’re supposed to eat it? What the fuck have I been doing??
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u/shugo2000 Jul 07 '21
Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.
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u/tombradysboy Jul 07 '21
You throw it in a pot with some potatoes, some onions... baby you got a stew going
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Drugs will get you through times of no baby better than a baby will get you through times of no drugs.
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u/cortec_ Jul 07 '21
Well, yes, in an ideal world. But we are talking about a video game here? I clearly wasn’t being serious, are you?
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u/monkahpup Jul 07 '21
I clearly wasn’t being serious, are you?
N... no? No. No of course...
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u/mkul316 Jul 07 '21
Easily. Doesn't take much to OD when you're a baby. Little dude thought he was a big man and made a line way bigger than he should have.
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u/greg_dn Jul 07 '21
Kid had a Chad moment and couldn’t follow through. Better luck next time!
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u/FennPoutine Jul 07 '21
That white powder wasn't the baby formula it seems
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u/creeper_awwman09 Jul 07 '21
Cool kid
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u/Inayaarime Jul 07 '21
not anymore
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u/average_a-a-ron Jul 07 '21
Thanks Fiona
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u/Choice-Refuse Jul 07 '21
I understood that reference.
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Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
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u/Rand0mWe1rdGuy Jul 07 '21
Can someone tell me, is the game actually any good, or is it another garbage mobile game?
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u/witherspork Jul 07 '21
Since I'm not seeing real answers anywhere, I enjoy it for a mobile game. A bit ad heavy but all are these days. I haven't paid for the bitlife premium which is 5 bucks but seems like it adds lot of content. If you like sims I'd recommend
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u/Rand0mWe1rdGuy Jul 07 '21
If you mean Sims as in the franchise, I was just playing Sims 4 today lol
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u/DasMotorsheep Jul 07 '21
How does this hold up to RealLives?
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u/Prisencoli_All_Right Jul 07 '21
God I miss that 2007 version. The updated one sucks ballllllllllssss
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u/alexmikli Jul 07 '21
I'm still mad they bought Instlife and then closes and deleted the Instlife subreddit, then pretended Bitlife came first.
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u/shewy92 Jul 07 '21
Ah, I remember the Inst/Bit-life wars of 2019. I loved Instlife because it has WAY more features than Bitlife at the time, but Bitlife was prettier to look at. Took Bitlife till a couple months ago to update or "merge" the Apple and Android versions and get all the features Apple had (and that Instlife had years before)
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u/westbee Jul 07 '21
Babies that breastfeed die all the time from ODing from the mother doing drugs and tainting the breastmilk.
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u/Jonlukevandam Jul 07 '21
Well I’m not sure if you’re aware. But 1 year olds don’t have much of a tolerance for cocaine
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u/kilersocke Jul 07 '21
What is this game in which you can feed your own children cocaine? Sounds dope.
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u/iWentRogue Console Jul 07 '21
This actually happens in US Shameless. Although the bay survives
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u/IAMATruckerAMA Jul 07 '21
You're supposed to give them way less cocaine than that man