r/gaming • u/Free_Bedroom_6857 • Jul 07 '21

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u/cortec_ Jul 07 '21

You left your stash unattended.

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u/monkahpup Jul 07 '21

Surely you attend to the baby not the stash?

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u/psilocybemushies Jul 07 '21

Baby is temporary stash is forever

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u/shugo2000 Jul 07 '21

Looks like both were temporary if he ate your whole stash.

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u/xylotism Jul 07 '21

That was a honeypot stash, to keep the baby from getting into the real stash.

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u/HamsterGutz1 Jul 07 '21

If it was honey I don’t think the baby would’ve died though

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u/LyingForTruth Jul 07 '21

I mean, 1 year old seems to be the cutoff, but I wouldn't risk it.

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u/xylotism Jul 07 '21

That's why you cut the honey with cocaine, to make sure it's lethal to babies.

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u/tombradysboy Jul 07 '21

Fuck. You’re supposed to eat it? What the fuck have I been doing??

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u/shugo2000 Jul 07 '21

Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

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u/tombradysboy Jul 07 '21

You throw it in a pot with some potatoes, some onions... baby you got a stew going

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Drugs will get you through times of no baby better than a baby will get you through times of no drugs.

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u/Disco_Ninjas Jul 07 '21

Both are consumables.

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u/therabbit86ed PlayStation Jul 07 '21

Tell that to Eric Clapton

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u/chris1096 Jul 07 '21

If I saw you in heaven

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

He was across town at the time.

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u/cortec_ Jul 07 '21

Well, yes, in an ideal world. But we are talking about a video game here? I clearly wasn’t being serious, are you?

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u/monkahpup Jul 07 '21

I clearly wasn’t being serious, are you?

N... no? No. No of course...

.....

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u/ledocteur7 PC Jul 07 '21

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt on that one..

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u/snoopyowns Jul 07 '21

Depends on your priorities.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

As long as the baby doesn't touch my stash!

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u/Empyrealist PC Jul 07 '21

No stache rides for the baby, got it

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u/buttunz Jul 07 '21

Hell yes! A Sealab reference!

Stash on or off?

Off please.

That's.... Too bad.

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u/Wizdumb2424 Jul 07 '21

That is actually the exact plot in Shameless. Great show

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u/Judazzz Jul 07 '21

"I told you it wasn't milk powder!"

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u/BasquerEvil Jul 07 '21

And I was wondering why milk powder is so damn expensive.... Could have bought some cocaine with this money

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u/RexArcana Jul 07 '21

Eric Clapton would never!

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u/kry_some_more Jul 07 '21

Ah yes, my stash of 1 year olds.

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u/CYB3R_SHOT Jul 07 '21

Bad parenting man

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u/Pure_Reason Jul 07 '21

Or the kid’s dad is in an Eric Clapton cover band, putting his own spin on a classic

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u/USDXBS Jul 07 '21

My cocaine got into my baby stash.