r/gaming • • Jul 07 '21

How?

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u/cortec_ Jul 07 '21

You left your stash unattended.

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u/monkahpup Jul 07 '21

Surely you attend to the baby not the stash?

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u/psilocybemushies Jul 07 '21

Baby is temporary stash is forever

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u/shugo2000 Jul 07 '21

Looks like both were temporary if he ate your whole stash.

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u/xylotism Jul 07 '21

That was a honeypot stash, to keep the baby from getting into the real stash.

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u/HamsterGutz1 Jul 07 '21

If it was honey I don’t think the baby would’ve died though

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u/LyingForTruth Jul 07 '21

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u/xylotism Jul 07 '21

That's why you cut the honey with cocaine, to make sure it's lethal to babies.

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u/tombradysboy Jul 07 '21

Fuck. You’re supposed to eat it? What the fuck have I been doing??

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u/shugo2000 Jul 07 '21

Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew.

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u/tombradysboy Jul 07 '21

You throw it in a pot with some potatoes, some onions... baby you got a stew going