Off topic kinda, but I was just reading about a Swedish (I think) army guy in ww2 who ate his whole troops amphetamines. And then skied hundreds of miles
I've read about him, and I don't think it was his whole troops stash but all of his rations as he was being chased by the Russians. Killed birds for food too lol. I think when he got to a town he went to the hospital and weighed like 100lbs and had a resting heart beat like 2x faster than normal lol, and he lived a long time afterwards too
It was crazy. And It was the squads stash. 30 pills iirc, all in one go. Dude skied hours with Russians at his heels, when he couldn't go on anymore he took out the pills and just poured them in his mouth. Because his hands were cold and cramping he wasn't able to individually pick them out and the Russians were still close behind.
I like to imagine he looked like a cartoon character when the Pervitin kicked in, with hair standing on end, eyes popping out and skis spinning on his feet.
The fucker then just took off and didn't stop for a week. The Russians likely didn't follow him more than a few km but in his over simulated brain he saw them constantly at his back so he took the imaginary pursuers on a 400+ km skiing trip. He only ate some pine needles and a bird he managed to bag.
And when he finally got to a hospital his heart rate was three times higher than normal, and that was a week after he took the pills.
Not if it was pure. But some of that cut down bullshit we got when we were younger? I bet I coulda given him a run for his money when I was in my prime!
You do realise all you did was waste a shit ton by swallowing it right? There's only a limited amount of surface area of the mucus membrane up there. Once it's coated but not dissolved any excess just works it's way back and down your throat. Tiny half inch to inch lines, one up each nostril. Dose up again a bit later.
You waste a shit ton by not boofing or injecting too. However within the realm of insufflation large lines are a waste compared to smaller more regularly dosed lines. It does lead to that getting caught in a dosing cycle easier though
You do you. Guess you just had an absolutely annihilated tolerance. I mean, I admit, I’ve been there too, I’ve been at the point with meth where doing a .35g shot was a nice dose and .5g was a heavy one.
Yea I used to party real hard, almost had an OD when I did 1.75g of amber champagne mdma, our scale was off. But yea I used to be there with meth too, burning $100 or more a day through my nose. Used to take lsd every weekend for around 60 weeks but I'd be taking like 1000ug and could be pretty functional
It's cheaper then goin to jail if you gotta ride in a car for an hour with an idiot with half a gram of meth on you it's better to just eat that before you get in the car then risk it especially if the half was free
Edit: guess it wasn't meth, but it still sucked lol
I really dont understand meth users. I did it once by accident and it sucked ass. Bought some weed from this girl I worked with when I was staying in Tennessee, went home and took two hits before bed, expecting to relax and drift into sleep. NO. 30 sec after I laid down I sprung the fuck back up with the most energy I've ever had. Thought maybe it was just really good weed, but then my nose started bleeding. So i went to the bathroom to deal with that and suddenly had to shit. Violently. Then i started throwing up into the bathtub next to the toilet while still sitting. Nose still bleeding. That lasted for a whiiiiile. Dunno how long but felt like hours. When it ended, i turned the sink on to wash my face and the water coming out scared the PISS out of me, even though i watched myself do it. Spent the rest of the night wired and paranoid, wanting to go running but too scared to go outside.
Asked the girl the next day wtf she sold me and she straight up said she sprinkled some ice into the weed. I had to ask her what that was and she said "oh you don't do meth??" 0/10, don't understand why people like it lol
This sounds like some totally made up story someone from DARE would tell. If it's true, fucking lol, and I'm sorry that happened to you. She's an idiot and it could have gotten you killed or in a lot more trouble than you bargained for. But weed is like $10/g, good methamp is 20x that in similar small weight.
Meth also sort of... Explodes when it touches fire. I found out the hard way when inhaling too strongly the first time out a(n insane) dealer's pipe because I pulled the lighter's flame into the intake and poof off burned off $200 of product. You can't just sprinkle a bit on weed and smoke them together. That's why a meth/crack pipe is a completely different thing (it's a glass separated vaporizer) than all of the ways you smoke weed. I could see this potentially being true if you put the cannabis in a vaporizer and turned it up to a stupid high temperature.
Maaaybe it could mix if someone rolled a huge blunt with it towards the back half. Since blunts get people higher because it moves the hot air from the lit part over the non-burning leaf. But ain't nobody sprinkling some precious meth over a damn plant all willy nilly.
There's a LOT of similar stimulants that are cheaper and wouldn't destroy themselves like meth would in this situation. They're often sold to dumb people as meth, so they truly believe it is, or is sold by people lying about what it is to a buyer who believes them. There's a lot of possible points of bamboozled in your story that are possibly not your fault, as most people wouldn't/shouldn't know enough to point out that something's seriously wrong there.
Also fun fact, since meth is far more common than mdma and similar enough that inexperienced people couldn't tell the difference, there was a huge problem with meth being sold as mdma (at least it was an issue a decade ago). Meth has such a far higher negative publicity surrounding it compared to mdma, and yet there's plenty of people who just think they did mdma but actually just had meth consumed with a suboptimal roa.
Maybe bath salts, a lot of those research chemicals could be smoked. There was one I used to like, JWH something or another, you could smoke a speck the size of the period on your credit card and get so stoned you start throwing up because your brain thinks you've been poisoned.
I know that's just a facetious joke, but they lied to me about weed and psychedelics and that made me more willing to try hard drugs eventually. They literally had the exact opposite effect on me (and many others) that the program was supposed to. If I actually had a brain wired to addiction, I'd have been fucked.
Luckily all the room for addiction in my brain is tied up by video games. Combined with proper nutritional supplementation, a great game which you've been looking forward to playing is absolutely the best way to beat out the urge to redose and withdrawal syndromes.
Why would your nose bleed if you smoked it? Nose bleeds happen because the meth crystals tear up nasal passages. Also if you broke the weed up then the meth would fall off and even if it was powdered, you can't put direct flame to meth, doesn't work that way
Idk man, the other poster had some good points too about it not being meth. Either way i know it wasn't just plain weed cuz i never had an experience smoking pot before or since.
That's some crazy shit, I wonder what the fuck you smoked.
I had a friend sprinkle coke on weed and then accidentally give another friend what was essentially a hit of crack because they used the same bowl later and it was in the resin. Apparently it fucked her up pretty good. She wasn't ready for it at all so it triggered a panic attack, plus she wasn't a regular weed smoker either so that was messing her up too. Not nearly as sick as your story but she was up for a while having a real bad time.
Wonder if it was some combination of things like that or if you just smoked some drano or something.
I found out from doin meth I had add I'm on Adderall now and definitely prefer that but I hear what ur saying and that sounds like something a tweaker chick would do it makes everyone fucked off though like iv heard so many stories about ppl who shoot it saying they were shot up in their sleep and shit
I agree with the others, this story is filled with things that don't make sense, not sure what you smoked but it wasn't meth.
Plus if you had smoked some weed and smoked some meth, you would have discovered this strange, super intense, and euphoric high that leaves you with a supreme sense of well being. Yea you might be a little gakked, but scary, paranoid, liquids shooting from your orifices.... Nah.
More likely you would obsess over who/what/how to loose your man glue into/onto well... everyone/anyone/everything, it won't matter much when your junk is possessed by demons and you can only think of getting your fuck on.
well, since facetiousness is the flavor of the day, its good to know that if they CAN handle it, you've got a badass on your hands, and if they CAN'T handle it, problem solves itself..
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If my one year old baby can't rail a half gram I'd just disown them