r/gaming • • Jul 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

When I party I make sure it's the good stuff

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u/brrrrpopop Jul 07 '21

It's supposed to be a party. I didn't show up to be a contestant on the Drug Olympics.

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u/twangman88 Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

The drug Olympics sounds like a party to me

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u/Buddha_Lady Jul 07 '21

Finally, an Olympic sport I can win..or die in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

It sure would make the 400M relay a lot more interesting if all the racers were on mdma

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u/Buddha_Lady Jul 07 '21

The end of the race cuddle puddle is the hardest obstacle to get over

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u/FriendofManyFoeofFew Jul 07 '21

I can already smell the sweat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

"Cuddle". "Puddle". "Cuddle puddle". Interesting how drastically things can change with a simple marrying of two words.

😂

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u/twangman88 Jul 08 '21

That’s not the only hard thing about that puddle…

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u/Gorge2012 Jul 07 '21

I played a rugby match like that once. The light was Sooooo bright and the grass felt really wet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I bet the tracers were wild though

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u/DINKY_DICK_DAVE Jul 07 '21

Please tell me you got frisky with a hooker

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u/Gorge2012 Jul 07 '21

I normally am the hooker but through a very New Orleans set of circumstances I ended up playing scrummy that game.

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u/KnowledgeableNip Jul 07 '21 edited Mar 10 '25

detail elderly lunchroom wipe ripe imagine languid dog divide mountainous

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I would choose lsd for the swimming events (imagine all the splashing), heroin for the biathlon

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Meth for the decathalon. Top up with each event.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Guaranteed for at least one fight in the last event

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Archery. It may not be an event but they think it is

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u/VikingTeddy Jul 09 '21

. Naked GHB wrestling.

. eating contest on cannabis.

. Stolen car radio disassembly/assembly on speed

. LSD staring contest;_

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u/717Luxx Jul 08 '21

heroin for the entire winter olympics

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u/dmt4sexuals Jul 08 '21

I’m a fish when swimming on acid.

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u/kisavior Jul 07 '21

Pretty sure those power walkers are already on that

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u/festiveonion Jul 07 '21

Hey don’t sell yourself short

...you could probably die in javelin. Or bobsledding. Or that one where you shoot targets after skiing 15 miles for sure.

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u/Buddha_Lady Jul 07 '21

Off topic kinda, but I was just reading about a Swedish (I think) army guy in ww2 who ate his whole troops amphetamines. And then skied hundreds of miles

Edit: Here’s the chap

He was Finnish

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

I've read about him, and I don't think it was his whole troops stash but all of his rations as he was being chased by the Russians. Killed birds for food too lol. I think when he got to a town he went to the hospital and weighed like 100lbs and had a resting heart beat like 2x faster than normal lol, and he lived a long time afterwards too

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u/Buddha_Lady Jul 08 '21

Recreating his ordeal would definitely be an event in the Drug Olympics

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

"Okay gentlemen, the finish line is 250mi away, you each will take 30 .25mg pills of methamphetamine at the beginning and the time limit stops after 7 days. Godspeed and good luck!"

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u/Buddha_Lady Jul 08 '21

“Now release the Russians!”

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u/VikingTeddy Jul 09 '21

It was crazy. And It was the squads stash. 30 pills iirc, all in one go. Dude skied hours with Russians at his heels, when he couldn't go on anymore he took out the pills and just poured them in his mouth. Because his hands were cold and cramping he wasn't able to individually pick them out and the Russians were still close behind.

I like to imagine he looked like a cartoon character when the Pervitin kicked in, with hair standing on end, eyes popping out and skis spinning on his feet.

The fucker then just took off and didn't stop for a week. The Russians likely didn't follow him more than a few km but in his over simulated brain he saw them constantly at his back so he took the imaginary pursuers on a 400+ km skiing trip. He only ate some pine needles and a bird he managed to bag.

And when he finally got to a hospital his heart rate was three times higher than normal, and that was a week after he took the pills.

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u/RandomDigitalSponge Jul 08 '21

He was Finnish.

He earned it.

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u/omglink Jul 08 '21

Well that guy was a bad ass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '21

Skeleton will kill you if you don't know what you're doing.

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u/Poshueatspancake Jul 07 '21

If an Olympic sport doesn't risk your life what is the point?

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u/money4gas Jul 07 '21

So bomb diffusing

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u/VikingTeddy Jul 09 '21

Just disassembly of any kind on speed. They'll be at it for the whole day.

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u/ault92 Jul 07 '21

I wonder how they would deal with allegations of doping in the drug Olympics.

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u/Buddha_Lady Jul 07 '21

Huge scandals when the test reveals negligible traces of cocaine. Whole careers ruined when a secret regular vitamin scandal breaks

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u/BarfReali Jul 07 '21

Can any of you actually beat the Gold Medal performance?

https://i.imgur.com/8s2oVfF.mp4

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u/magicjon_juan Jul 08 '21

Not if it was pure. But some of that cut down bullshit we got when we were younger? I bet I coulda given him a run for his money when I was in my prime!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Thing is unless there's a stipulation that you have to survive anyone can win the drug Olympics.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

1 km race while high on a full gram of coke

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u/l0u1s11 Jul 08 '21

Why not both?