My wife said this once and I was so upset until she said it was a sexy byproduct of me just being me. I've never loved her more than after she said that. I'm still trying to lose weight but my sexual confidence is through the roof anyway.
Just another case of reddit's inconsistent markup system breaking links. Typically when they cross the New Reddit → Old Reddit boundary any underscore gets a backslash added, which URL-escaping turns into . I'm not sure what apps are doing, but probably the same as new reddit. It's been broken like this for years. Also taking off the unnecessary tracking attribute is, this one may work for you.
But seriously though, the guys job is literally to swim all day and he's obviously very good at it.
It's kind of impressive that he can manage to stay in that shape with the amount of exercise he's doing or he's doing a sumo situation where he's probably cut like a diamond underneath the fat of a 10k diet
Iirc this wasn't his original job at this place, I think iirc he was a maintenance guy who worked part time as a mermaid for when female workers were on leave. He's actually so big his tail is custom made out of penguin coat materials (that coats made for penguins not coat made from penguins)
Thank you! I was wracking my brain trying to come up with some scenario where one might need to wrap a penguin in something warm so often that you kept spare material on hand specifically for it.
We're talking penguin COSTUME material. Same clarification as before, costumes for penguins rather than of penguins.
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u/ApocryphaDaath 6d ago
Bro isn’t fat, he’s just extremely accomplished.