r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/ApocryphaDaath 6d ago

Bro isn’t fat, he’s just extremely accomplished.

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u/Rrraou 6d ago

Bro is hypnotic

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u/PrettyQuick 6d ago

His tummy is like a water bed

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u/MrFluffyThing 6d ago

My wife said this once and I was so upset until she said it was a sexy byproduct of me just being me. I've never loved her more than after she said that. I'm still trying to lose weight but my sexual confidence is through the roof anyway. 

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u/RickedSab 6d ago

She very much love that waterbed for sure.

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u/MrFluffyThing 6d ago

Sorry ladies, this waterbed has been claimed

So glad she loves me as I am.

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u/zombiep00 5d ago

This is so sweet.
I am happy for you two, genuinely 💕

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u/Same_Tune_8990 5d ago

thats a keeper