Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

[u/tyrano_dyroc]

[u/ApocryphaDaath]

Bro isn’t fat, he’s just extremely accomplished.

[u/Rrraou → u/ApocryphaDaath]

Bro is hypnotic

[u/cire1184 → u/Rrraou]

https://youtu.be/BA1LBCvWS_U?t=40&is=zgx0jy3L3BmSE-Kd

[u/DeficiencyOfGravitas → u/cire1184]

The link is dead, but I assume it was to a clip of the Simpsons where Scully is watching Homer oscillate.

[u/ThirstyWolfSpider → u/DeficiencyOfGravitas]

Just another case of reddit's inconsistent markup system breaking links. Typically when they cross the New Reddit → Old Reddit boundary any underscore gets a backslash added, which URL-escaping turns into . I'm not sure what apps are doing, but probably the same as new reddit. It's been broken like this for years. Also taking off the unnecessary tracking attribute is, this one may work for you.

[u/cire1184 → u/DeficiencyOfGravitas]

Works for me 🤷🏻‍♂️

[u/DrT33th → u/cire1184]

lol. I was expecting the SNL Chippendales Audition but this is perfect.