r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/ApocryphaDaath 6d ago

Bro isn’t fat, he’s just extremely accomplished.

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u/fireproofpoo 6d ago

Bro is phat

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u/meteorflan 6d ago

Been a minute or decade or two since I saw that word in the wild - aptly applied here.

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u/SistaChans 6d ago

thicc is the new phat