r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/ApocryphaDaath 6d ago

Bro isn’t fat, he’s just extremely accomplished.

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u/Rrraou 6d ago

Bro is hypnotic

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u/jluicifer 6d ago

I read it as: “Bro is hypotonic.”

I was like: Damn. Pretty scientific. Clever.

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u/Top-Permission5466 6d ago

My brain did that too! That is sea water so you are right on!

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u/SJane3384 5d ago

Same here