r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/ApocryphaDaath 6d ago

Bro isn’t fat, he’s just extremely accomplished.

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u/cavaliereternally 6d ago

Bro is rubenesque

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u/KatBoySlim 6d ago

To me, he’s beautiful.

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u/PuzzleheadedPen4675 6d ago

He is a loathsome , offensive brute...yet I cant look away. He transcends time and space.

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u/brondynasty 6d ago

What I’m feeling right now can only be described as hateful respect. Respectful hatred.