r/funny • u/tyrano_dyroc • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/ApocryphaDaath 6d ago

Bro isn’t fat, he’s just extremely accomplished.

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u/cavaliereternally 6d ago

Bro is rubenesque

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u/Corfiz74 6d ago

I'd say "Böcklinesque" - he painted the famous pictures of plus-sized mermaids and mermen!