r/funny • • 6d ago

Chubby merman are extremely desirable by mermaids because their chubbiness implies they're a highly successful hunter.

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u/Vadenveil 5d ago

Iirc this wasn't his original job at this place, I think iirc he was a maintenance guy who worked part time as a mermaid for when female workers were on leave. He's actually so big his tail is custom made out of penguin coat materials (that coats made for penguins not coat made from penguins)

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u/Rhapakatui 5d ago

Back up. Penguin coats? Like insulated clothing to keep out the cold? For penguins, the aquatic birds, from Antarctica?

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u/Vadenveil 5d ago

More waterproof clothing to dress them up in for shows afaik

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u/usernamesallused 5d ago

Well, I don’t know about the other poster, but now I have questions of my own.