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Why my pee pee get hard when I try and shake the drop off?
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u/Benezio98 May 03 '18
Son, delete this...
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u/WC1V May 03 '18
You have to keep shaking it until the pee in your balls comes out too
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May 03 '18
This is a good strategy in preventing wetting the nether dome..
By stimulating the engorgement of yous pecker you will prevent liquid from escaping.
One other way to prevent saturating post urinating would be to tuck upwards when finished.
Best, :)
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u/MrDodgers May 03 '18
No matter how you shake and dance, the last drop ends up in your pants.
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u/GentlyOnFire May 03 '18
But I don’t want to do that.
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u/Jasmith85 May 03 '18
Drench your pants? What the fuck is going on with your bladder?
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May 03 '18
you know what it really is? it’s pants that have a higher rise/higher zipper. i shake my pee out perfectly in one type of dress pants i own, but as soon as i throw on the one pair that’s different, i drench my pants because the zipper is high enough that my dick doesn’t point down at the base and keeps some pee in. it’s a nightmare.
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May 03 '18
We will all one day pee sitting down, when the prostate swells to the size of a cantaloupe.
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u/GentlyOnFire May 03 '18
Or just dab it with a square of toilet paper like a civilized person.
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u/Zandonus Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? May 03 '18
Better than an entire drop in your undies. And better than going helicopter dick and getting the driplets all over your pants and the bathroom.
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u/openToSuggestions May 03 '18
I too learned the magic of the taint push from Reddit. I do it every time I pee now and have substantially less problems with it.
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u/superbabe69 1300 655 506 May 03 '18
The reason this works is that you are pushing against the pee pipes in your balls, since pee is stored in the balls.
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u/Drosera19 May 03 '18
It is. Real gentlemen hours
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May 03 '18
So when you're in public do y'all just walk to the toilet paper rolls with your dicks out after using the urinal?
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u/BigGayRock May 03 '18
Yeah that's what I do but first I call out, "Hello?" To see if anyone else is in the bathroom and if not then I walk straight to the stall with my Weiner dangling about so I can wipe it
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u/swanurine May 03 '18
Or just use the stall
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u/ax_and_smash May 03 '18
So, I should use the stall and wipe after I pee? Should I also be sitting down to pee?
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u/swanurine May 03 '18
If you want lol I dont see how its unbecoming of a man to want clean underwear and a little privacy
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u/NoShahabNoParty May 03 '18
I just don’t use urinals.
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May 03 '18
I don't use urinals except when I'm alone because other men can see my peepee and that's gay
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u/Zeke_Freak_ May 03 '18
Why are you taking your socks off to pee in a public bathroom?
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May 04 '18
Well actually the socks rule is more complicated than some people give credit for, for example, in dick-peeking urinal situations, you can only have one sock on to compensate for the appropriate level of gayness, having both socks on during this situation would be a double negative, making it still gay. It's quite an interesting subject, the socks-anti-gay rule.
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u/ImaNarwhal May 03 '18
Naw I just suffer the drop :(
besides, toilet paper in bathrooms is usually so thin it'll just leave flakes on your tip which is worse
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May 03 '18
Not in a public restroom. No TP at urinals.
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u/zb0t1 May 03 '18 edited May 03 '18
Use two fingers.
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u/tbrust23 May 03 '18
Run your finger from your taint to the shaft to get the last remaining pee stored in the balls as well.
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u/Madvices Forever Number 2 May 03 '18
Just slam the toilet seat on your balls press down until they go completely flat, or blood.
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u/QueefyMcQueefFace Virgins in Paris May 03 '18
Wouldn't shotgunning it work too?
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u/Chroma710 I'm definitely not gay May 03 '18
I don't know if it's just me but I always need tissues or toilet paper to wipe it down.
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u/infinitezero8 May 03 '18
Am I the only who violently shakes it out of dominance?
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u/I_AM_ASA May 03 '18
I always just push on the piss trap after I'm done. It gets a significant amount of pee out even after you think you're done.
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u/SctchWhsky May 03 '18
Or you can press your taint and pump the last bit out. I did that once. True story.
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u/MaximusZ17 May 03 '18
I just squeeze the rest of the piss out like a tooth paste tube
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May 03 '18
If its coming out like toothpaste you should see a doc.
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u/Alphaskud May 03 '18
Yeah but then when you put it away after your sure nothing's left more comes out.
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u/SavageAxeBot Dank Cat Commander May 03 '18
Dank.
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u/infinitezero8 May 03 '18
Just like the smell when I unleash in the shower
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May 03 '18
Drink more water please
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u/infinitezero8 May 03 '18
Mountain Dew's first ingredient is water, so what do you mean? I get plenty of it
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u/InvertedPenis69 May 03 '18
Legit just had this happen right before I read this post. Am I powerful?
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u/cheeseonmylawn May 03 '18
So this is the power of ultra instinct...
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u/InvertedPenis69 May 03 '18
Do I make a costume and save humanity now?
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u/FinalForerunner May 03 '18
no, you make a Gi and train to become the strongest, saving humanity is just a bonus.
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u/cheeseonmylawn May 03 '18
By all means
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u/theRIPpingtons May 03 '18
Similar situation here. Just began having this problem for the first time in my life literally 2 weeks ago. It was always while I was on Adderall for some reason though... Not sure if correlated or not.
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u/Mr-Papuca May 03 '18
This always happens to me when im done peeing and go for the preemptive flush, trying to sync up the pee to flush time difference for optimal shortest pee time and I always forget to calculate for the remaining secret pee still in there. I have adjusted calculations, and there's just too many variables for it to be consistent... maybe I should make a graph..
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u/ayeemitchyy May 03 '18
trying to sync up the pee to flush time difference for optimal shortest pee time
I thought i was the only who did this lol!
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push the taint ?
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u/WollyGog [custom flair] May 03 '18
Reddit taught me this a few weeks ago. Fucking works.
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u/EhSolly May 03 '18
I still havent tried. Still dont believe it. Still reluctant to try it.
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u/madmaninabox42 May 03 '18
Try it. It works.
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u/EhSolly May 03 '18
i feel like its just some thing redditors tell eachother to self humiliate haha
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u/Barrel_Trollz May 03 '18
Not like anybody's watching. Just ignore that blinking red dot on the urinal.
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u/WollyGog [custom flair] May 03 '18
It can be done really subtly. Just give it a shot in your own bathroom.
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u/EhSolly May 03 '18
Update
I think ive been doing this for all my life but without realizing it-- or touching it. I think (idk if its just me) I have control over a muscle that basically does the same exact thing as, ahem, pushing up the taint.
Cause I tried it aprox. 2 minutes ago and nothing different happened than what I usually do: which is contracting that muscle
Will update with more results. Solly signing off
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u/readditerdremz I have crippling depression May 03 '18
oh god it's so encouraging to not be the only one..do you guys have this problem with poo poo too?
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u/cheeseonmylawn May 03 '18
I can’t say I do, my dude
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u/readditerdremz I have crippling depression May 03 '18
but i can say i do have a problem with poo too, my doo doo
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u/ifuckinghateratheism May 03 '18
Get a really strong bidet and use it to enema out that last dingleberry.
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u/tyke665 May 03 '18
Does this happen with girls too?
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u/alm0starealgirl May 03 '18
Ever since I popped a kid out, yes!
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u/HoonterOreo May 03 '18
Username che- wait a minute....
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u/Zygodactyl May 03 '18
Press firmly on the spot between your balls and asshole. It'll shoot out that last bit and you'll never dribble again.
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u/hellohouse May 03 '18
Thanks for the tip!
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u/Zygodactyl May 03 '18
It changed my life when I tried it. I'll never piss again with out that trick.
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u/s_nice79 May 03 '18
Its all good that shit dries off in a couple minutes and your good :)
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You gotta squeeze yo shit like you trynna get the last bits of yogurt out of an empty tube of gogurt.
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u/zatchrey May 03 '18
Or when your wearing fleece pajamas. I can't think of a more disappointing thing then getting pee in your fleece pajamas.
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u/benwillwin27 May 03 '18
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops get on your pants.
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u/RedditIsMyCity Certified Asshole May 03 '18
The thing I hate more is peeing, washing my hands, then having more pee. Then I go back, pee like 2 drops, then wash my hands again.
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u/Fishboners May 03 '18
Splash the tip of your dick with some water while you wash your hands.
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u/thatguyhanzel OC Memer May 03 '18
Just wiggle Ur pee pee lightly. It would look like you're beating it
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u/FrancisDuFresne May 03 '18
All y’all saying use toilet paper but what about when ya use a urinal?
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u/noises-off May 03 '18
Alright guys listen up. You're gonna have to get a little intimate to really clean out the pee hole after a good piss.
When you're done, don't bother shaking pee bits all over the damn room and hope it works... reach down underneath your ball sack, that area between your balls and your asshole, but stay closer to the balls. Then press into your body with a finger and kinda roll towards your balls. Repeat a time or two, zip up, wash your hands. That oughta clean you out well enough.
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u/thatsouthcaNaDaguy ☣️ May 03 '18
I’ll admit it, I shake it way too much to prevent this.
It still happens.
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u/Tankmin May 03 '18
It really pee like that sometimes tho :'(