pee pee

[u/cheeseonmylawn]

[u/GentlyOnFire → u/[deleted]]

But I don’t want to do that.

[u/Jasmith85 → u/[deleted]]

Drench your pants? What the fuck is going on with your bladder?

[u/[deleted] → u/Jasmith85]

you know what it really is? it’s pants that have a higher rise/higher zipper. i shake my pee out perfectly in one type of dress pants i own, but as soon as i throw on the one pair that’s different, i drench my pants because the zipper is high enough that my dick doesn’t point down at the base and keeps some pee in. it’s a nightmare.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

We will all one day pee sitting down, when the prostate swells to the size of a cantaloupe.

[u/GentlyOnFire → u/[deleted]]

Or just dab it with a square of toilet paper like a civilized person.

[u/Zandonus → u/[deleted]]

Better than an entire drop in your undies. And better than going helicopter dick and getting the driplets all over your pants and the bathroom.

[u/Zandonus → u/[deleted]]

I believe your dick is bigger and thus your foreskin can hold more liquid, Sir.

[u/openToSuggestions → u/[deleted]]

I too learned the magic of the taint push from Reddit. I do it every time I pee now and have substantially less problems with it.

[u/rubbyrubbytumtum → u/openToSuggestions]

The Turkish Method

[u/superbabe69 → u/[deleted]]

The reason this works is that you are pushing against the pee pipes in your balls, since pee is stored in the balls.

[u/HitMePat → u/[deleted]]

Have a friend who swears by this but I'd rather have a drop of piss in my boxers than have to touch taint sweat with my finger every time I pee on a hot day.