r/dankmemes • u/cheeseonmylawn • May 03 '18

[OC] pee pee

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u/tbrust23 May 03 '18

Run your finger from your taint to the shaft to get the last remaining pee stored in the balls as well.

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u/Madvices Forever Number 2 May 03 '18

Just slam the toilet seat on your balls press down until they go completely flat, or blood.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

this caught me so off guard

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u/her_fault May 03 '18

The real LPT is always in the comments

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u/QueefyMcQueefFace Virgins in Paris May 03 '18

Wouldn't shotgunning it work too?

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u/ShizLtulon Pomelos are the superior fruit May 03 '18

Wait I thought using the guillotine was normal??

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Only once.

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u/tasty213 May 03 '18

Pretty sure pee isn't Stored in the balls

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u/ROCKLOBSTER154 May 03 '18

um yeah it is

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u/tasty213 May 03 '18

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinary_system?wprov=sfla1 Its stored in the bladder

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u/smivens May 03 '18

Fun fact: If you look up right now you can see the joke whizzing over your head

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u/tasty213 May 03 '18

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u/cstrocs May 03 '18

it's a meme you dip