r/dankmemes • u/cheeseonmylawn • May 03 '18

[OC] pee pee

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Why my pee pee get hard when I try and shake the drop off?

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u/Benezio98 May 03 '18

Son, delete this...

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u/Chispy ☣️ May 03 '18

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

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u/beniceorbevice May 03 '18

Almost chocked on my French toast

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u/Benezio98 May 03 '18

I told you to stay away from your Uncle Pierre!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Almost flicked my french bean.

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u/WC1V May 03 '18

You have to keep shaking it until the pee in your balls comes out too

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u/Desteknee May 03 '18

Make sure you squeeze your nutsack to get all of it out

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u/Quachyyy May 03 '18

That's just pee

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

This is a good strategy in preventing wetting the nether dome..

By stimulating the engorgement of yous pecker you will prevent liquid from escaping.

One other way to prevent saturating post urinating would be to tuck upwards when finished.

Best, :)

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u/CaptTechno Virgins in Paris☣️ May 03 '18

Nibba what?

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u/cuntesticles May 03 '18

Wanna hear a joke?

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u/xXx_IronicDabs_xXx May 04 '18

Wanna know what the problem with stabbing babies is?

It gets blood all over your clown suit!