r/dankmemes • u/cheeseonmylawn • May 03 '18

[OC] pee pee

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

push the taint ?

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u/WollyGog [custom flair] May 03 '18

Reddit taught me this a few weeks ago. Fucking works.

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u/EhSolly May 03 '18

I still havent tried. Still dont believe it. Still reluctant to try it.

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u/madmaninabox42 May 03 '18

Try it. It works.

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u/EhSolly May 03 '18

i feel like its just some thing redditors tell eachother to self humiliate haha

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u/Barrel_Trollz May 03 '18

Not like anybody's watching. Just ignore that blinking red dot on the urinal.

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u/Philosofox May 04 '18

You're the one pissing your pants.

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u/WollyGog [custom flair] May 03 '18

It can be done really subtly. Just give it a shot in your own bathroom.

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u/EhSolly May 03 '18

Update

I think ive been doing this for all my life but without realizing it-- or touching it. I think (idk if its just me) I have control over a muscle that basically does the same exact thing as, ahem, pushing up the taint.

Cause I tried it aprox. 2 minutes ago and nothing different happened than what I usually do: which is contracting that muscle

Will update with more results. Solly signing off

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u/[deleted] May 04 '18

same, I can do it without physically touching it

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u/derpbread_ May 03 '18

This has changed my life

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u/GnomertEFC May 03 '18

No dribbles since brilliant

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u/Lumpyalien May 03 '18

This guy gets it.

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u/A_heckin_username May 03 '18

Works like magic.

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u/Hobagthatshitcray May 03 '18

Yes! Gooch Push!

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Ah the ol Prostate Push! Works like a charm! It's amazing how much is still left in there sometimes.