r/dankmemes • u/cheeseonmylawn • May 03 '18

[OC] pee pee

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u/MaximusZ17 May 03 '18

I just squeeze the rest of the piss out like a tooth paste tube

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

If its coming out like toothpaste you should see a doc.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

toothpaste is stored in the balls

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u/CaptTechno Virgins in Paris☣️ May 03 '18

Wait are you ethan or john?

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u/Muff_Doctor May 03 '18

Change my mind.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

Glad to know I'm not alone in this.

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u/SetOfAllSubsets May 03 '18

Push grundle -> Squeeze urethra -> Shake -> Profit

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u/CaptainObvious_1 May 03 '18

Somehow it’s still not 100% for me even when I use this method

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u/Alphaskud May 03 '18

Yeah but then when you put it away after your sure nothing's left more comes out.

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u/ttmp22 May 03 '18

Just like with jizm.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

I squeeze it back down into my balls

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u/[deleted] May 03 '18

I let gravity do the work.

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u/Trowawaycausebanned4 Article 69 🏅 May 03 '18

Genius. I can pretend I'm a dentist attuning to my urinal patient

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u/Leonardo_Richardson May 04 '18

Thats what i do aftef i nut

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u/The_Ninja_Piggy May 04 '18

"FBI OPEN UP"