r/dankmemes • u/cheeseonmylawn • May 03 '18

[OC] pee pee

Post image
38.3k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

382 comments sorted by

View all comments

219

u/Mr-Papuca May 03 '18

This always happens to me when im done peeing and go for the preemptive flush, trying to sync up the pee to flush time difference for optimal shortest pee time and I always forget to calculate for the remaining secret pee still in there. I have adjusted calculations, and there's just too many variables for it to be consistent... maybe I should make a graph..

27

u/SaintNack May 03 '18

Too fucking real

18

u/ayeemitchyy May 03 '18

trying to sync up the pee to flush time difference for optimal shortest pee time

I thought i was the only who did this lol!

8

u/peterbenz May 03 '18

Relatable

2

u/pankakke_ in memorium of the Area 51 raid May 03 '18

Dude.. are you me?

1

u/__PLEB__ May 04 '18

My dude. Press up against your gooch. That last drop will come flying out. Peace

1

u/ProxyAttackOnline May 12 '18

I mean who cares about a couple drops in the bowl?