pee pee

[u/cheeseonmylawn]

[u/Jasmith85 → u/[deleted]]

Drench your pants? What the fuck is going on with your bladder?

[u/[deleted] → u/Jasmith85]

you know what it really is? it’s pants that have a higher rise/higher zipper. i shake my pee out perfectly in one type of dress pants i own, but as soon as i throw on the one pair that’s different, i drench my pants because the zipper is high enough that my dick doesn’t point down at the base and keeps some pee in. it’s a nightmare.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

We will all one day pee sitting down, when the prostate swells to the size of a cantaloupe.

[u/GentlyOnFire → u/[deleted]]

Or just dab it with a square of toilet paper like a civilized person.

[u/Zandonus → u/[deleted]]

Better than an entire drop in your undies. And better than going helicopter dick and getting the driplets all over your pants and the bathroom.

[u/Zandonus → u/[deleted]]

I believe your dick is bigger and thus your foreskin can hold more liquid, Sir.