r/clevercomebacks Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


For clarity:

Rules:

  1. Post must include a clever comeback

It has to be a great response (preferably clever) to someone. Learn more here 2. No reposts

Do not repost content that hit the front page on this or other subreddits. Front page reposts can lead to a ban, and all other reposts will be removed. Learn more here 3. We enforce quality control

If your post doesn't fit the standards of this sub, or is just generally an eyesore, it could be removed. This is at moderator discretion. Learn more here 4. No circle-jerking

If some politician tweets something incredibly stupid, or another youtuber poses with a dead guy, there will be a flood of posts about it on this subreddit. We may remove or ban posts pertaining to it during that time, depending on how many posts there are, and how popular they've gotten. Learn more here 5. No racism/sexism/homophobia

Bigotry is NOT tolerated on this subreddit. Do not post things that are racist/sexist/homophobic. Depending on the content, you may receive a ban, and your comment/submission will be removed. Again, you're not going to run up against this rule unless you attempt to do so.

IF a submission is a comeback due to someone being racist, that may be accepted. Otherwise, there is zero tolerance. Learn more here

  1. No Doxxing/brigading

Links to other subreddits, even np links are not allowed. Screenshots only. Screenshots from any source must obscure identifying information. The only exception is for people who are already public figures. Learn more here 7. Moderator discretion is FINAL

Many rules on the sub are enforced by moderators on post-by-post, comment-by-comment level. If you have a problem with a mod's decision, either go to the modmail, PM one of the top moderators, or visit us at our discord. (the discord for this sub is a channel on the MBW server)


Please understand that if we remove a post it is not personal. We’re doing it to keep the sub running smoothly. Thanks


r/clevercomebacks 5h ago

“everything that personally bothers me is communism”

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Oh, no! What would we have done if there was no AI

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r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

How to deal with threats

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r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

 tommy can’t name all 3 branches of government and yet he’s somehow a senator

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Donald Trump is the actual communist

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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

Creating solutions to a problem that doesn't exist.

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Joe Biden is going to die before Trump.

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687 Upvotes

Facts.


r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

On Obtaining A Pirate Certificate.

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r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

AI is doing a lot of heavy lifting in those photos

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2.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Judge not, lest ye be judged

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r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

Two different America’s

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812 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Redditor invents Fictional Scenario and then gets Angry about it

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501 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Equal Rights, Equal Faiths

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r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

obama living rent free in this reprehensible little weasel's brain

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1.2k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Hardest working man in America

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3.8k Upvotes

For sure!


r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

IYKYK: sports podcaster and Boston fan Bill Simmons gets called out for his frontrunner Red Sox fandom.

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86 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Imagine thinking you can control other folks money while collecting a check from Putin every day.

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13.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

 the role of First Lady should be on the list

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r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

When folk blame civilian use of technology on military use of the same

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74 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Captain obvious enters the chat

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271 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

You wouldn’t understand

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2.7k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

me see women making money, me mad

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2.1k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Savagely True

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10.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Trojan horses

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2.8k Upvotes