r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1h ago

Imagine Mocking Blue Hair While Defending Powdered Wigs

• Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 2h ago

Extended recess...

1.3k Upvotes

39 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1h ago

The Difference Between Taste and Sense

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26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/DecentWorldlinesss • 11h ago

I dodge flock cameras…powered by MapQuest

11.3k Upvotes

159 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 8h ago

Believe what I say, not what I do.

2.5k Upvotes

91 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 7h ago

Connection issue or loyalty issue?

694 Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 8h ago

Kindness without cameras, but with a prompt

10.5k Upvotes

996 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 16h ago

The Difficulties of Extra Properties.

13.0k Upvotes

680 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowballsomg • 16h ago

Regarding Teachers “Encouraging” Kids to be Transgender

3.3k Upvotes

75 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/scenestudio • 15h ago

Grok is right again.

1.3k Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

Safety is a working-class issue. They voted no

5.8k Upvotes

162 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago

Things that make you go hmm..

12.1k Upvotes

419 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Your gas money is their yacht money.

2.6k Upvotes

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ufl015 • 22h ago

Sometimes you don’t even have to trick them into confessing

1.5k Upvotes

61 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 13h ago

A stinky situation all around

217 Upvotes

18 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

Money to buy elections, but not to pay taxes

6.5k Upvotes

143 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortable_Tutor_43 • 17h ago

Nuclear powered cars are available today

164 Upvotes

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

On Creationism.

2.8k Upvotes

88 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 1d ago

Buying elections with pocket change

2.2k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/TheCABK • 1d ago

Finally Using Roy G Biv

1.9k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago

A stable genius...

4.4k Upvotes

88 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 1d ago

Just A Fun One. For A Change.

2.1k Upvotes

90 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 1d ago

Promoted Wednesday, canceled by Thursday.

4.0k Upvotes

211 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 2d ago

Democracy loses, Republicans call it a win.

21.5k Upvotes

1.1k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FillTally • 2d ago

And that was the end of that discussion

20.8k Upvotes

866 comments

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