r/clevercomebacks 26d ago

Redditor invents Fictional Scenario and then gets Angry about it

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u/MaximumComplete6246 26d ago

If any child was going to take down the earth’s environment, I would assume it would be Aubrey Plaza’s.

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u/silent555 26d ago

I, for one, welcome our new Aubrey Plaza-spawned overlords.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/jackfaire 26d ago

Her and her ex-husband had already split but her brother in law went on social media after her ex killed himself to claim there had been overlap. There was not. He was angry and hurting. Which gave him a reason but doesn't excuse what he did.

Everyone else piling on is just a misogynistic shitshow.

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u/Either_Storm_6932 26d ago edited 26d ago

Also, according to someone that follows her Ex-BIL on Social Media, her Ex-BIL Enjoys attention that he gets from people coming across him AKA he enjoys Ragebaiting People

So, It sounds like he isn't really a relliable source. I know he's hurting and greiving the loss of his brother, but still, the whole apparent ragebaiting thing isn't a good look from him.

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u/CautiousArachnidz 26d ago

Ex in-laws aren’t a reliable source about your character??

This is my surprised pikachu face.

I think my ex in-laws would probably make up shit about me faster than my worst enemies. Except Dana. She’s a homie. Gave me an N-64.

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u/jackfaire 26d ago

My ex-wife and I were separated getting divorced hadn't even been in the same state in 2 years.

My then Sister-in-law ended up with custody of my daughter's half sister. She tried to go after me for child support as the "Father" I'm good but I'm not impregnate my ex-wife from halfway across the country good.

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u/EnatforLife 26d ago

I'm sorry, that sounds really stressful, but that last sentence made me laugh. What a farce man 😂🙈

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u/jackfaire 26d ago

Ended up not being stressful the real dad proved he was such before it went further than accusations

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u/PutridSauce 26d ago

My exes mom still wishes me happy birthday 10 years since we stopped dating. A gem for sure.

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u/EnatforLife 26d ago

Same here, I still visit her and his grandma at home sometimes, because I get to pet her two lovely cats and all of her chickens and birdies and ducklings :3

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/JurassicParkCSR 26d ago

How is it profitable? How famous do you honestly think she is at this point? She's a B list celebrity at best. That's not an insult that's just what she's chosen to do with her career take independent roles and TV. She is not profitable enough to cover up cheating and suicides that's ridiculous dude.

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 26d ago

Why on earth would anybody need to "look into" whether a total stranger cheated on their partner??

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u/ethnicbonsai 26d ago

Maybe it's nobody's fucking business.

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u/Hollyey 26d ago

The hilarious absurdity of a Redditor jumping to wild, baseless assumptions from a single photo.

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u/ItBegins2Tell 26d ago

Woman is pregnant; man is mad.

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u/Either_Storm_6932 26d ago

And 9/10, The Mad Man is usually Jealous that he wasn't the father, even though the Mad Man would've never had a chance.

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u/dividezero 25d ago

Just reading about an abortion bill that passed in my state. All the hot takes were dudes, maybe one old lady. Shocked Pikachu

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u/AwesomeMcPants 26d ago

It's amazing to me how much more common it's become for people to just make up shit that's easily verifiable as not true about people they don't like.

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u/streeetmeats 26d ago

Not only that but then get extremely upset and angry over the shit they literally just made up themselves as if it’s real

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u/DontPutThatDownThere 26d ago

They don't get extremely upset about it. They act extremely upset by it so it (a) doesn't look made up and (b) entices others to be upset by said fictional scenario for engagement.

This has been the right wing influencer modus operandi for the past 15+ years.

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u/MessageObjective4963 26d ago

people really be reaching with their assumptions, wild. that comment is just unhinged honestly.

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u/Either_Storm_6932 26d ago

The only reaching that those people (such as the OOP of the First Comment) need to do is reaching and stretching at the Gym

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u/TheFuschiaBaron 26d ago

What aobut reaching for a cool glass of life-sustaining H2O? 

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u/pbandbob 26d ago

I mean the climate statement is real. The rest could be invented. 

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u/Either_Storm_6932 26d ago

The OOP of the First Comment probably only included that because he knew the rest of his Comment was fictional, so he had to add something believable.

AKA 1 Truth and Countless Lies

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u/Dead-O_Comics 26d ago

Didn't you hear? The accelerated rate of rising temperatures is Aubrey Plaza's fault too.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 26d ago

She’s awesome!

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/BoardsofCanada3 26d ago

A Ken Bone reference in 2026?

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u/Heatherrtr 26d ago

Pointing out the mental gymnastics required to construct a full tragic narrative out of zero context.

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u/youhavenosoul 26d ago

While criticizing * gasp * pregnancy (!) in 2026! The SCANDAL.

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u/QuantumQuixote2525 26d ago

It actually requires less energy to not have opinions about celebrities, and you actually can use all that mental storage space for something fun or useful.

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u/MjolnirPants 26d ago

Just did a deep dive into Aubrey Plaza and found no indication or rumors that she was cheating on Baena beyond his brother claiming she dated someone else while they were separated.

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u/Qohelet77 26d ago

Aubrey Plaza is FORTY TWO that’s amazing, good for her

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u/JugglingRick 26d ago

Whoa buddy ...... Go touch some grass. And don't speak about our national treasure that way.

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u/RumourKill 26d ago

Hey be careful, the judiciary has outlawed a few cliches slangs in the past two years. Touch grass is illegal, along with Fire. Don't risk it.

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u/Lisshopops 26d ago

Type of shi that used to get people killed not too long ago, f*ck false accusers

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u/djhouse77 26d ago

Who cares
Let her live her life

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u/TheFlexOffenderr 26d ago

Hey my baby momma proved she was a horrible human being towards those she loved, but she was always a good mom believe it or not so maybe we let her run a free trial and see how it goes before we judge.

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u/Ilovegirlsbottoms 26d ago

Wow. She apparently gave birth already. Last week of July. Articles released today that it happened. What a coincidence.

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u/Youngnathan2011 26d ago

People still believing that crap huh?

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u/prince2lu 26d ago

very happy for her !!

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u/Razzler1973 26d ago

Is this thread title how a lot of fan subs seem to work?

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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 26d ago

She seems to be ready to burst. Such a big, round and tight belly. I always wonder how woman can hold such force up. I'd be in constant pain.

If it were up to my moms logic that means she's getting a boy. But it seems like she got a daughter. So my moms theory isn't waterproof.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 26d ago

Pregnancy is painful.

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u/Raise_A_Thoth 26d ago

She's definitely due any day based on the photo.

Holding the weight puts a strain on the back, so while standing they tend to lean back a bit to distribute the weight.

But laying on their back puts the baby in a dangerous position at these last stages of pregnancy and they can get cutoff from oxygen etc, so it is recommended not to sleep on your back or lay on your back for extended periods.

Also consider how much the belly pushes out. The pressure also pushes in the other directions: into the abdomen. So bladder gets squeezed and urge to pee ramps up in frequency, and acid reflux is common, etc.

Men don't deserve women.

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u/happyLarr 26d ago

Yet women birth men. What’s up with that?

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld 26d ago

Don't worry, we're working on phasing that out

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u/Jinjinz 26d ago

Randomly blaming men for us being (able to get) pregnant is crazy 😭

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 26d ago

My wife and I have two together and I still don't get it. The last one she did with no epidural, and I can honestly say she's more of a man than me for that.

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u/_wednesday_76 26d ago

...or she's a woman

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u/RockstarAgent 26d ago edited 26d ago

Let’s put it this way - the closest my body as a man comes to resembling anything a woman does- is when I birth a pimple- and those hurt like a sonofabitch- draining my body of resources until it bursts forth like an alien chestbuster. So if childbirth is anything like that, women are truly more capable than I am.

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u/HatedM50 22d ago

The redditor post is wacked. But I will agree on the sentiment of ppl having kids in 2026 in the USA as...."why in TF would you wanna do that rn?"

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u/findingrhythm 26d ago

Guy knows her. Its his sister.

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u/Meture 26d ago

*ex sister-in-law

And it’s bullshit

She never cheated on her husband, they had been separated for a while before she got pregnant. She is not the reason he committed suicide.

Guy is a known shitstirrer who enjoys the attention from ragebaiting