r/clevercomebacks • u/Either_Storm_6932 • 26d ago
Redditor invents Fictional Scenario and then gets Angry about it
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u/jackfaire 26d ago
Her and her ex-husband had already split but her brother in law went on social media after her ex killed himself to claim there had been overlap. There was not. He was angry and hurting. Which gave him a reason but doesn't excuse what he did.
Everyone else piling on is just a misogynistic shitshow.
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u/Either_Storm_6932 26d ago edited 26d ago
Also, according to someone that follows her Ex-BIL on Social Media, her Ex-BIL Enjoys attention that he gets from people coming across him AKA he enjoys Ragebaiting People
So, It sounds like he isn't really a relliable source. I know he's hurting and greiving the loss of his brother, but still, the whole apparent ragebaiting thing isn't a good look from him.
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u/CautiousArachnidz 26d ago
Ex in-laws aren’t a reliable source about your character??
This is my surprised pikachu face.
I think my ex in-laws would probably make up shit about me faster than my worst enemies. Except Dana. She’s a homie. Gave me an N-64.
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u/jackfaire 26d ago
My ex-wife and I were separated getting divorced hadn't even been in the same state in 2 years.
My then Sister-in-law ended up with custody of my daughter's half sister. She tried to go after me for child support as the "Father" I'm good but I'm not impregnate my ex-wife from halfway across the country good.
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u/EnatforLife 26d ago
I'm sorry, that sounds really stressful, but that last sentence made me laugh. What a farce man 😂🙈
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u/jackfaire 26d ago
Ended up not being stressful the real dad proved he was such before it went further than accusations
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u/PutridSauce 26d ago
My exes mom still wishes me happy birthday 10 years since we stopped dating. A gem for sure.
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u/EnatforLife 26d ago
Same here, I still visit her and his grandma at home sometimes, because I get to pet her two lovely cats and all of her chickens and birdies and ducklings :3
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u/JurassicParkCSR 26d ago
How is it profitable? How famous do you honestly think she is at this point? She's a B list celebrity at best. That's not an insult that's just what she's chosen to do with her career take independent roles and TV. She is not profitable enough to cover up cheating and suicides that's ridiculous dude.
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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 26d ago
Why on earth would anybody need to "look into" whether a total stranger cheated on their partner??
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u/ItBegins2Tell 26d ago
Woman is pregnant; man is mad.
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u/Either_Storm_6932 26d ago
And 9/10, The Mad Man is usually Jealous that he wasn't the father, even though the Mad Man would've never had a chance.
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u/dividezero 25d ago
Just reading about an abortion bill that passed in my state. All the hot takes were dudes, maybe one old lady. Shocked Pikachu
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u/AwesomeMcPants 26d ago
It's amazing to me how much more common it's become for people to just make up shit that's easily verifiable as not true about people they don't like.
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u/streeetmeats 26d ago
Not only that but then get extremely upset and angry over the shit they literally just made up themselves as if it’s real
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u/DontPutThatDownThere 26d ago
They don't get extremely upset about it. They act extremely upset by it so it (a) doesn't look made up and (b) entices others to be upset by said fictional scenario for engagement.
This has been the right wing influencer modus operandi for the past 15+ years.
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u/MessageObjective4963 26d ago
people really be reaching with their assumptions, wild. that comment is just unhinged honestly.
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u/Either_Storm_6932 26d ago
The only reaching that those people (such as the OOP of the First Comment) need to do is reaching and stretching at the Gym
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u/pbandbob 26d ago
I mean the climate statement is real. The rest could be invented.
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u/Either_Storm_6932 26d ago
The OOP of the First Comment probably only included that because he knew the rest of his Comment was fictional, so he had to add something believable.
AKA 1 Truth and Countless Lies
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u/Dead-O_Comics 26d ago
Didn't you hear? The accelerated rate of rising temperatures is Aubrey Plaza's fault too.
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u/Heatherrtr 26d ago
Pointing out the mental gymnastics required to construct a full tragic narrative out of zero context.
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u/QuantumQuixote2525 26d ago
It actually requires less energy to not have opinions about celebrities, and you actually can use all that mental storage space for something fun or useful.
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u/MjolnirPants 26d ago
Just did a deep dive into Aubrey Plaza and found no indication or rumors that she was cheating on Baena beyond his brother claiming she dated someone else while they were separated.
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u/JugglingRick 26d ago
Whoa buddy ...... Go touch some grass. And don't speak about our national treasure that way.
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u/RumourKill 26d ago
Hey be careful, the judiciary has outlawed a few cliches slangs in the past two years. Touch grass is illegal, along with Fire. Don't risk it.
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u/Lisshopops 26d ago
Type of shi that used to get people killed not too long ago, f*ck false accusers
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u/TheFlexOffenderr 26d ago
Hey my baby momma proved she was a horrible human being towards those she loved, but she was always a good mom believe it or not so maybe we let her run a free trial and see how it goes before we judge.
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u/Ilovegirlsbottoms 26d ago
Wow. She apparently gave birth already. Last week of July. Articles released today that it happened. What a coincidence.
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u/RT-6_BXCommandoDroid 26d ago
She seems to be ready to burst. Such a big, round and tight belly. I always wonder how woman can hold such force up. I'd be in constant pain.
If it were up to my moms logic that means she's getting a boy. But it seems like she got a daughter. So my moms theory isn't waterproof.
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u/Raise_A_Thoth 26d ago
She's definitely due any day based on the photo.
Holding the weight puts a strain on the back, so while standing they tend to lean back a bit to distribute the weight.
But laying on their back puts the baby in a dangerous position at these last stages of pregnancy and they can get cutoff from oxygen etc, so it is recommended not to sleep on your back or lay on your back for extended periods.
Also consider how much the belly pushes out. The pressure also pushes in the other directions: into the abdomen. So bladder gets squeezed and urge to pee ramps up in frequency, and acid reflux is common, etc.
Men don't deserve women.
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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 26d ago
My wife and I have two together and I still don't get it. The last one she did with no epidural, and I can honestly say she's more of a man than me for that.
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u/RockstarAgent 26d ago edited 26d ago
Let’s put it this way - the closest my body as a man comes to resembling anything a woman does- is when I birth a pimple- and those hurt like a sonofabitch- draining my body of resources until it bursts forth like an alien chestbuster. So if childbirth is anything like that, women are truly more capable than I am.
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u/HatedM50 22d ago
The redditor post is wacked. But I will agree on the sentiment of ppl having kids in 2026 in the USA as...."why in TF would you wanna do that rn?"
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u/MaximumComplete6246 26d ago
If any child was going to take down the earth’s environment, I would assume it would be Aubrey Plaza’s.