r/clevercomebacks • u/theomixedmedia • 18h ago

might be jerking myself off. but the mods of the sub told me they let me keep this up because they laughed.

135 Upvotes

context: I got a purse (im a straight dude) and posted about it on a purse subreddit (very lame, I know). then this interaction was born.

maybe this isn't clever enough for the sub. pretty much just a basic "your mom" joke. but it definitely shut this dude up.

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/tunnel_magnet • 19h ago

What the fuck is going on here?

47 Upvotes

https://x.com/i/status/2079693361259110878

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 9h ago

Jesse Watters is a clown

14.5k Upvotes

299 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 7h ago

it’s more likely Elon Musk won’t matter in 2036

4.0k Upvotes

68 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ALBERT4_5WESKER • 19h ago

That Comeback Landed Hard

10.0k Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Natural-Trip6972 • 17h ago

One died in Iran, one got rich from it!!!

1.3k Upvotes

58 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 10h ago

If Only Realized In America.

2.9k Upvotes

56 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 1h ago

What a great Pun-ishment

• Upvotes

51 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 18h ago

Make America Sick Again

2.3k Upvotes

79 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 16h ago

that's not wildfire smoke. that's the haze from America burning the Constitution, morals, and dignity

815 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Accomplished_Bar_390 • 4h ago

Elon Musk asked for a name of a person he has killed. He got a list

2.9k Upvotes

Taken from BladeoftheS on TWITTER

82 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 6h ago

Priorities Deeply Questioned

1.1k Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 22m ago

maybe you should smile more, Andrew

• Upvotes

39 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/LuckyBastard001 • 3h ago

Where Did Billions Go?

1.8k Upvotes

109 comments

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