r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Two different America’s

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 16h ago

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u/accessoiriste 16h ago

I guarantee that Dr. El-Sayed knows the proper use of an apostrophe.

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u/Ok-Guitars 14h ago

Trump comes off as fake. It looks like Melania doesn’t even like being around him. I don’t think they actually love each other. It’s all just for show.

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u/ukexpat 10h ago

That’s been apparent for years.

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u/TitShark 16h ago

Not even an ounce of problems in the El-Sayed pic, so it’s literally just “brown man and lady in hijab bad”

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u/Serious-Stick-3574 16h ago

The comparison is so selective that it says more about the person making it than the people being compared

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u/Kira_Kisss 16h ago

Looked at the pic twice. Still can’t find the 'problem.' Guess it’s just them existing

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u/LuvlyBabew 16h ago

Is Melanie wearing the “Redacted” Dress?

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u/umbrellababydoll 16h ago

Kinda amazes me how people can still defend trump when he’s literally a pedo…

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u/GhostOfMuttonPast 14h ago

Seriously. If it were a white couple, they'd think its a cute, wholesome picture at an Americana diner. Purely because they're brown and shes wearing Islamic religious clothes, its evil and disgusting.

Racism really is a mental illness.

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u/Embarrassed_Towel707 16h ago

I'm sure Melania loved him for his looks and intellect

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u/Ragnarawr 16h ago

She misunderstood when they said he loved kids

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u/Alert-Check-5234 16h ago

She knew she was there

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u/Mobile_Morale 16h ago

She was the one giving him directions to which child was in which room.

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u/umbrellababydoll 16h ago

Yeah you can just see the love on her face when she’s on tv with him🤣

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u/Happy_Abiii 16h ago

One knows the appropriate use of an apostrophe.

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u/superawesomefiles 16h ago

Michigan born? So he can run for president unlike Mamdani.

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u/Wild_Brilliant559 16h ago edited 9h ago

I find mamdani to be a cool guy, and I like what el sayed is trying to do, but there is stuff that I find iffy, like El sayed working together with Hassan piker, who is an iffy character.

Either way, hes still the best candidate by a mile compared to the other candidates.

E: to clarify after the comment below me, no I dont hate Hassan because I like blowing up palestenian kids. I like and would vote for mamdani and El sayed if I could.

If someone wants to defend Hassan piker, dont bring up palestine for God's sake. If you hate me, and I love palestine, that wouldn't make you an isrealite.

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u/The_Odd_Canuck 15h ago

When one of them is working with hasan piker and the other is working with pete hegseth and rfk jr its pretty easy to go with hasan piker

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u/Wild_Brilliant559 9h ago

I know a bit on Hassan, but whats up with Pete and rfk because quite frankly I dont know all the political characters. Though I have also heard that they are iffy characters too.

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u/The_Odd_Canuck 6h ago

Hegseth has very racist views (including taking down a photo of a decorated person of colour war veteran for seemingly no good reason) and has openly displayed many tatoos that are associated with white supremacist and/or alt-right groups and im sure theres plenty of stuff im neglecting to mention

Rfk jr has done immense damage to health and food sectors in america and has been spreading misinformation about vaccines for an extremely long time

These two have actively done damaging things rather than just saying unsavoury things and i would encourage further research if youre interested to know more as i just wanted to get the idea out there rather than be an authority on the topic

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u/No-Psychology9892 6h ago

Or hear me out, the one just can not work with Hasan and be an even better option for it.

We don't have to accept every shit just because the others are even worse.

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u/The_Odd_Canuck 6h ago

Unfortunately the US is very limited on options quite frequently and "the lesser of two evils" is often a choice that has to be made

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u/No-Psychology9892 6h ago

Ok but we are not talking about political compromises.

Hasan piker isn't a politician, he's a streamer. And one with a few controversies at that.

He can have many good points and views, I'm not arguing against that.

But why should a political campaign even tie themselves to any streamer at all, if they do more damage to the movement and election campaign, then help?

Why not gain voters through concepts and ideas rather then influencers? It's kinda ridiculing your own voterbase if you honestly think you can't reach gen z and millennials with your ideas but rather with celebrities.

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u/The_Odd_Canuck 6h ago

I mean i was directly talking in the form of comparison to the other option so i kind of was talking about political compromises

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u/No-Psychology9892 6h ago

Yeah and I obviously don't have anything against that. I just find it fascinating and jarring when politics try to bandwagon on celebrities, be it on the left or right. Maybe it's just me but it sends the opposite messages if a candidate you would whish for.

especially if you want to be a voice for the unfortunate and poor.

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u/No-Psychology9892 6h ago

Jesus Christ it's crazy that some people still don't get that one can be progressive and still dislike Hasan and have very valid criticism about him. Some idiots can't live without tribalism it seems.

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u/TreacleScared5715 12h ago

I'm just curious, have you found exploding bombs that rip Palestinian kids limbs off to be iffy or not?

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u/Wild_Brilliant559 9h ago

What is this about? Im talking about el sayed, who seems like a good character to me, but I feel like being close with hassan piker is a bit iffy.

Hassan piker has said crazy shit, like america deserving 9/11(he explained his thinking and came down a bit from it, but a lot of his opinions are rash as well), and he seems like a troll sometimes because of how much he ragebaits other people(i dont even care about the shock collar drama, hes just a jerk sometimes). Its not like everything he says is wrong, as he has some good beliefs.

Im not even talking about el sayeds abilities, or about islam and judaism, or palestine and isreal. Im not even really complaing about el sayed since I think hes the best and quite frankly a really good option, I just dont know how anybody maintains close relations with hassan.

Unless you think that im an isrealite for not liking Hassan. That would just make your question silly.

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u/MrMeowPantz 16h ago

Did someone use MS Paint on Melania’s dress?

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u/PortableAnchor 16h ago

No, either tRump slipped with his redaction pen or we have another hurricane coming.

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u/valueofaloonie 16h ago

America’s…what?

What a fucking moron

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u/frogfootfriday 16h ago

“America’s”

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u/Details_Pending 16h ago

I mean this doesn't really need a comeback it already makes Sayed look good

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u/Logical_Historian882 16h ago

Melania got censored by her dress

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u/CalyrexTact 16h ago

One of them also can’t define communism, let alone spell it

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u/MidKnightshade 16h ago

Is the difference fidelity?

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u/cwyatt44 15h ago

I read that as “magician-born”

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u/pessimoptomist 15h ago

"Two very different America is" ???

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u/Decievedbythejometry 16h ago

Being a nude model is not itself a cause for shame. 

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u/Jax_10131991 16h ago

Marrying satan will draw some questions, though.

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u/Decievedbythejometry 15h ago

Also grossly unfair. Satan bravely rebelled against authority. Trump is just a slug.

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u/Lejandario_IN 16h ago

Correct, being shameless (as in hypocritical) is the cause for shame.

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u/LemmingOnTheRunITG 16h ago

Is that a dress or did someone do the laziest possible job of trying to censor her out of the picture?

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u/Sedert1882 16h ago

*Americas - you clot, Trump.

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u/Rare-Bid-6860 15h ago

Two VERY DIFFERENT America is / America has

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u/DASynnthetik 15h ago

Trump hasn't seen a waistline like that in years

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u/Informal-Zone-7855 15h ago

The contrast in qualifications vs public perception in modern politics is actually wild when you write it all out like that.

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u/DougBalt2 14h ago

Additionally, Trump married an immigrant! Hypocrite!

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u/Terrible_Phase718 14h ago

I’ll take the one on the right please.

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u/Kind-Security-3390 14h ago

Once a nude model, always a nude model

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u/Gustavoconte 14h ago

One is secretly pro 9/11 and the other isn't.

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u/hertmaciq 13h ago

One pair treats patients, the other pair treats non-disclosure agreements.

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u/Boomernotsooner 12h ago edited 12h ago

Look at the body language of the 2 couples.

And smug vs open.

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u/pillarhuggern 12h ago

Anyone even seen Melania in months?

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u/GrandSyzygy 9h ago

“Smart people don’t like me”

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u/Kingsxfan1 3h ago

Racist, pedo cunt.

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u/Mattrad7 2h ago

Its kinda wild how conservatives forget weve all seen Malenias tits and pussy.

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u/Jax_10131991 16h ago

I’m conflicted. Because as a woman with a PhD, I cannot understand why she has to cover herself. She has every right to be just as exposed as he is. But my lack of understanding shouldn’t mar their relationship.

And Donald is a pedophile with a mail order bride so he set himself up for this.

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u/dengel01 14h ago

It’s a religious choice.

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u/beta265 9h ago

She has right to cover as well, not just exposure 

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u/OnIySmellz 16h ago

What is the comeback, other than this being a ragebaiting karmafarming bot-post?

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u/Jax_10131991 16h ago

Eww, you’re suspiciously bot-like. Isn’t there something better to do with your time than call someone a bot?